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Title: Brag here
Post by: catdude33 on July 21, 2009, 02:29:23 PM
In this thread feel free to brag about whatever it is you are amazing at.

The one thing I know I'm better at than everyone else is Mario Bros 3.  If you think you're good at Mario Bros 3, you aren't compared to me. Beat it in 12 min. Also, I'm very good at ping pong.  Much better than all of you probably.

 :gocho:

Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: fatty fat fat on July 21, 2009, 02:30:56 PM
I can guarentee I am better than anyone else at three things

1)tennis
2)jump-rope
3)badmitton


I used to claim ping-pong, but that was always BS.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: cas on July 21, 2009, 02:31:25 PM
Estimating time.

I totally rule all at that.

Others coming later...
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Winters on July 21, 2009, 02:32:07 PM
Mario Kart double dash :comehere: <--- just bring it


Eating Watermelon

Can tell a lie like it is nothing
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: fatty fat fat on July 21, 2009, 02:33:17 PM
Estimating time.

hmmm..... i can probably beat you here. we'll test @ the next pak'r.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: cas on July 21, 2009, 02:35:53 PM
Can tell a lie like it is nothing...

Very good at this as well.

Also am incredible at making up stories. I have a very "reassuring" tone that makes people believe me is what I'm told.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Winters on July 21, 2009, 02:37:32 PM
Can tell a lie like it is nothing...

Very good at this as well.

Also am incredible at making up stories. I have a very "reassuring" tone that makes people believe me is what I'm told.
I do this as well and when I am telling it I start to believe it as well
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: jthutch on July 21, 2009, 02:37:39 PM
I can guarentee I am better than anyone else at three things

1)tennis
2)jump-rope  :nono:
3)badmitton


I used to claim ping-pong, but that was always BS.

Would like to have this contest.  
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: cas on July 21, 2009, 02:38:16 PM
Can tell a lie like it is nothing...

Very good at this as well.

Also am incredible at making up stories. I have a very "reassuring" tone that makes people believe me is what I'm told.
I do this as well and when I am telling it I start to believe it as well

Very nice skill to have.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: fatty fat fat on July 21, 2009, 03:28:05 PM
I can guarentee I am better than anyone else at three things

1)tennis
2)jump-rope  :nono:
3)badmitton


I used to claim ping-pong, but that was always BS.

Would like to have this contest. 

LOL. I was required to do 5,000 j-ropes a day. You would have no chance. I can even do the "double" for like 15 straight.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: catdude33 on July 21, 2009, 03:30:44 PM
I can guarentee I am better than anyone else at three things

1)tennis
2)jump-rope  :nono:
3)badmitton


I used to claim ping-pong, but that was always BS.

Would like to have this contest. 

LOL. I was required to do 5,000 j-ropes a day. You would have no chance. I can even do the "double" for like 15 straight.

Criss-Cross?
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Pett on July 21, 2009, 03:32:36 PM
I used to claim ping-pong, but that was always BS.

I'm a better ping pong player then tennis IMHO. I haven't lost to anyone outside of my family. My dad's a freak @ table tennis.

Never played a person with a "pencil grip" though. :ohno:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: catdude33 on July 21, 2009, 03:36:45 PM
I used to claim ping-pong, but that was always BS.

I'm a better ping pong player then tennis IMHO. I haven't lost to anyone outside of my family. My dad's a freak @ tennis table.

Never played a person with a "pencil grip" though. :ohno:

I would beat you and your dad.  Would probably "skunk" you too.  If you even know what that means.   :users:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Pett on July 21, 2009, 03:38:09 PM
I used to claim ping-pong, but that was always BS.

I'm a better ping pong player then tennis IMHO. I haven't lost to anyone outside of my family. My dad's a freak @ tennis table.

Never played a person with a "pencil grip" though. :ohno:

I would beat you and your dad.  Would probably "skunk" you too.  If you even know what that means.   :users:

Your ass would be grass. Bring it at any time.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: mikeycat on July 21, 2009, 03:40:17 PM
(http://doitsafer.com/images/magnum.jpg)
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Pett on July 21, 2009, 03:42:49 PM
Can brag for my sister. :peek:

She's on iTunes. Opened up for the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. Record labels want to sign her (one of them was the same record label who signed Five for Fighting, etc.) Her picture was on the Regis & Kelly show for looking exactly like Ashlee Simpson. Lives/records with a former Dixie Chick right now...
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: steve dave on July 21, 2009, 03:43:53 PM
I'm better than anyone here at:
-standardized tests
-KatPak'ing
-unloading the dishwasher (minimum amount of trips to each storage area)
-unloading groceries from the car (never had to make more than one trip to the house no matter how much awkward stuff we bought)
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Pett on July 21, 2009, 03:48:00 PM
-KSU's #1 fan. 8-)
-Am really good at remembering KSU players & their #'s, where they are from, etc.
-Also, really good @ remembering lyrics. Will challenge anyone @ a "lyric battle" at any time.
-Pretty good singer. :woohoo:
-Pretty good tennis (as a junior in HS I was ranked 14th best player in Kansas)/ping pong player.

There you go. That's my list.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: steve dave on July 21, 2009, 03:49:49 PM
-KSU's #1 fan. 8-)
-Am really good at remembering KSU players & their #'s, where they are from, etc.
-Also, really good @ remembering lyrics. Will challenge anyone @ a "lyric battle" at any time.
-Pretty good singer. :woohoo:
-Pretty good tennis/ping pong player.

JFC, direct shot at trips with those  :scared:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 21, 2009, 03:51:39 PM
The older games on the touchscreen bar top games

-Run 21
-Wild 8's
-Royal Flash

Nobody in the world is better.  I sit down at any megatouch in the world and in 3 credits have the high score on each.   :cheers:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Pett on July 21, 2009, 03:53:35 PM
-KSU's #1 fan. 8-)
-Am really good at remembering KSU players & their #'s, where they are from, etc.
-Also, really good @ remembering lyrics. Will challenge anyone @ a "lyric battle" at any time.
-Pretty good singer. :woohoo:
-Pretty good tennis/ping pong player.

JFC, direct shot at trips with those  :scared:

Let's see. He'd beat me @ singles almost for sure since I'm more of a doubles player.

I'd beat him @ ping pong & have a mind of gold when it comes to Kansas State.

And #1 fan wise, have had season tickets since 1992 (I was two). Have probably missed two games or such since then. Wanna try to one-up me there S.A.? And don't bring up the Birth of KSU football vid. ;)
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: kstate16 on July 21, 2009, 04:07:45 PM
sleeping (once went for 18 hours straight, was day after fk pattys day btw can do it consistently if i wanted to)
beer bonging
madden (any year any console)
jumping (this is iffy, was a state high jumper btw)

to name a few
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: steve dave on July 21, 2009, 04:09:36 PM
jumping (this is iffy, was a state high jumper btw)

You go better than 6'8"?
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Rick Daris on July 21, 2009, 04:14:19 PM
good at eating popcorn 

also 3-0 lifetime against this guy in the lame sport of wrestling 

(http://da.img.v4.skyrock.com/da0/y2jbenoit01/pics/331197126_small.jpg)
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: kstate16 on July 21, 2009, 04:18:37 PM
jumping (this is iffy, was a state high jumper btw)

You go better than 6'8"?
no.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: kstate16 on July 21, 2009, 04:19:49 PM
good at eating popcorn 

also 3-0 lifetime against this guy in the lame sport of wrestling 

(http://da.img.v4.skyrock.com/da0/y2jbenoit01/pics/331197126_small.jpg)
didnt he wrestle for JC? i was at a tournament there and he showed up. if true, props
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: steve dave on July 21, 2009, 04:20:44 PM
jumping (this is iffy, was a state high jumper btw)

You go better than 6'8"?
no.

Me neither, just curious
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 21, 2009, 04:21:07 PM
Lying
Cheating on things (not my wife)
BS'ing my way out of things
Arguing about things in person
Telling other people what to do
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Rick Daris on July 21, 2009, 04:26:54 PM
good at eating popcorn 

also 3-0 lifetime against this guy in the lame sport of wrestling 

(http://da.img.v4.skyrock.com/da0/y2jbenoit01/pics/331197126_small.jpg)
didnt he wrestle for JC? i was at a tournament there and he showed up. if true, props

yep. he's doing mma now. have a bracket in my basement with his name on it. gonna have him sign it sometime. he was the person who finished second.  8-)
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: fatty fat fat on July 21, 2009, 04:29:42 PM
stop acknowledging that you wrestled, freak.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: hemmy on July 21, 2009, 04:35:49 PM
Best original Call of Duty player on this site.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on July 21, 2009, 04:46:26 PM
rbi baseball(nes)
nba jam(sega)
goldeneye multiplayer(n64)
triple play 2001(ps1)
all mvp baseball games(ps2)
really good at backing up w/ a trailer or boat hooked up to a automobile

also went to a wine class at harrys so I'm kinda an expert  :gocho:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: ew2x4 on July 21, 2009, 04:53:15 PM
rbi baseball(nes)
nba jam(sega)
goldeneye multiplayer(n64)
triple play 2001(ps1)
all mvp baseball games(ps2)
really good at backing up w/ a trailer or boat hooked up to a automobile

also went to a wine class at harrys so I'm kinda an expert  :gocho:

Went to a wine class in Napa-freaking-valley, so ha.

Also, I'm pretty incredible at Call of Duty 4.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: phicat1448 on July 21, 2009, 04:55:08 PM
i hock gihugic loogies
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Pett on July 21, 2009, 04:57:13 PM
Also, I'm pretty damn good in dynasty mode for NCAA football. I can turnaround any team and make them pretty successful. < Pretty similar to Snyder IMHO. Not work wise though, don't put as much time in as he does (or used to :shy:).

My recruiting gets better as my team gets better so that is pretty nice too.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: kstate16 on July 21, 2009, 04:57:56 PM
good at eating popcorn 

also 3-0 lifetime against this guy in the lame sport of wrestling 

(http://da.img.v4.skyrock.com/da0/y2jbenoit01/pics/331197126_small.jpg)
didnt he wrestle for JC? i was at a tournament there and he showed up. if true, props

yep. he's doing mma now. have a bracket in my basement with his name on it. gonna have him sign it sometime. he was the person who finished second.  8-)
that would be hilarious. hey bobby, ya um can u sign this bracket...ya right there next to your name...ya i was the one that beat you k bye
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: KCcat28 on July 21, 2009, 05:05:10 PM
Wii Tennis... I cannot be defeated by anyone...
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Kat Kid on July 21, 2009, 05:08:15 PM
I'm not very good at anything.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: steve dave on July 21, 2009, 05:10:40 PM
I'm not very good at anything.

Either you or Doc Sadler are the best Twitter'ers on my follow list!  :dancin:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: catdude33 on July 21, 2009, 05:14:47 PM

really good at backing up w/ a trailer or boat hooked up to a automobile


v. jealous of this brag.  I've embarrassed myself more than once trying to do this.


Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Perry on July 21, 2009, 05:27:35 PM
Pretty good at Halo 3. Not compared to the elites in the Halo community, but probably would whoop most of your asses.

Probably the only one who can hold both of my hands together behind my back and bring them over my head to my front without dislocating my shoulders on this site. (If you don't know what I mean, you almost certainly can't do it and shouldn't try). Not really something I'm good at so much as an attribute I was born with, but still worth mentioning.

I'm also pretty good at standardized tests, sd... :shy:  Always the first one in the room to turn it in, which is awkward b/c I never pay attention to what I'm sposed to do when I'm done, and so I wait for someone else to finish so I can do what they do.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: fatty fat fat on July 21, 2009, 05:32:02 PM
I'm not very good at anything.

sprinter!
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: LynchMob2007 on July 21, 2009, 05:34:03 PM
I could take any of you in golf.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Chingon on July 21, 2009, 05:48:22 PM
growing hair
packing
making mix cds
laying down a mutha&@#%ing beat
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Pett on July 21, 2009, 06:16:06 PM
growing hair
packing
making mix cds
laying down a muthafracking beat

^ Hate to add to somebody else's list but you also make those cool little K-State athlete figures.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Paul11 on July 21, 2009, 06:38:13 PM
Have an absolutely great memory.

Professional Football players and their colleges.

Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Paul11 on July 21, 2009, 06:39:17 PM
Also I'm really good at turning schools around in NCAA football. Idaho was the best school I ever turned around and even beat a friend 35-7 when he was LSU.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: powercatmiller on July 21, 2009, 07:04:26 PM
I could take any of you in golf.
:nono:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Fledermaus on July 21, 2009, 07:45:30 PM

Knowledge of human anatomy and identifying mammals by scientific name.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: ksudrew on July 21, 2009, 08:06:07 PM
modesty  :blush:
certainly amongst posters in this thread
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: purplebybirth on July 21, 2009, 08:07:59 PM
hitting a golf ball with a driver. ball goes a long way, with decent accuracy lately.

drinking vodka. can take 20 shots of any type of cheap vodka in a night, if paced correctly, and still be in control.

drinking beer. can chug a beer out of a cup faster than probly 96% of you, and can do a beer bong faster than 100% of you. had a guy give me the "i'm not worthy" bow at stampede. did a "das boot" of three beers in about 6-7 seconds a couple weeks ago.

singing.  kinda takes people off guard sometime. very musical person.

guitar hero. not freakish like the dudes on youtube, but will impress most people.

writing papers. can put a paper off until the last night and whip it out in a very short time, varies depending on the length of the assignment.

movie quotes. if i see a movie twice, i get pretty good at quoting it from then on. gotten many compliments/notices about this throughout the years.


 .....    long list, cuz i'm awesome.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: fatty fat fat on July 21, 2009, 08:13:00 PM
Quote
writing papers. can put a paper off until the last night and whip it out in a very short time, varies depending on the length of the assignment.

interesting...do you still manage to avoid passive voice and expletives?
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Perry on July 21, 2009, 08:16:43 PM
I'm pretty good at blocking field goals/extra points in NCAA 07, I remembered today as I've been playing. Can't ever get to the punter, though. There's just no way.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Pett on July 21, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
I'm pretty good at blocking field goals/extra points in NCAA 07, I remembered today as I've been playing. Can't ever get to the punter, though. There's just no way.

Wow. Teach me. I've never been close to blocking one. I don't know, I guess I always thought that it was impossible.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: purplebybirth on July 21, 2009, 08:28:02 PM
Quote
writing papers. can put a paper off until the last night and whip it out in a very short time, varies depending on the length of the assignment.

interesting...do you still manage to avoid passive voice and expletives?

absolutely not. never said anything about the quality of the paper. actually i usually just stick with my 'message board' style of writing. so it looks a lot like this post. kidding. maybe. the end.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: cas on July 21, 2009, 08:33:11 PM
Message boarding.

There I said it.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: purplebybirth on July 21, 2009, 08:35:10 PM
Message boarding.

There I said it.

touche cas
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: krazykat on July 21, 2009, 08:53:53 PM
very odd but.......

jigzaw puzzles

could sit down and finish a 500 piece puzzle in under an hour when i was younger.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: cireksu on July 21, 2009, 08:57:39 PM
I'm really good at explaining how things work to dumb people.

And I can make fracking killer meatballs.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Perry on July 21, 2009, 09:07:46 PM
I'm pretty good at blocking field goals/extra points in NCAA 07, I remembered today as I've been playing. Can't ever get to the punter, though. There's just no way.

Wow. Teach me. I've never been close to blocking one. I don't know, I guess I always thought that it was impossible.

Just have to get good at jumping the snap and be persistent with it. Sometimes you get a great jump but still get caught up with the wonky mob of players, but sometimes you can just run through almost untouched. I get a block every game or so, which I figure it is pretty good. Jumping the snap is part luck and part observation. I noticed that on extra points they usually snap when the play clock is 4, about to go 3 (if they wait that long). It's not very consistent, but you can also jump if you hit the button right when you see them snap, but you have to be fast. Also, control one of your DTs or someone else in the middle so you can just get as close as you can and then jump in the air and hope to block it. I've gotten a few that I didn't think I was close enough for just b/c of a low kick or something.
 
Unfortunately, even with a great jump, I can still never get close to the punter. I swear I've had players run straight through once the ball was snapped and the little bastard always gets it away without me getting close to a block.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: raquetcat on July 21, 2009, 09:11:50 PM
-reaching high things (tall and have long arms)

-making soft pretzels

-training dogs
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: ew2x4 on July 21, 2009, 09:53:04 PM
Pretty good at Halo 3. Not compared to the elites in the Halo community, but probably would whoop most of your asses.

Probably the only one who can hold both of my hands together behind my back and bring them over my head to my front without dislocating my shoulders on this site. (If you don't know what I mean, you almost certainly can't do it and shouldn't try). Not really something I'm good at so much as an attribute I was born with, but still worth mentioning.

I'm also pretty good at standardized tests, sd... :shy:  Always the first one in the room to turn it in, which is awkward b/c I never pay attention to what I'm sposed to do when I'm done, and so I wait for someone else to finish so I can do what they do.

I need some of your H3 stats.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: dlew12 on July 21, 2009, 09:58:25 PM
I've blocked punts in NCAA...trick is, you have to call the "punt block"defense. AND the ball has to be near the 50 (so the punt team doesn't audible into their block defend).  Get a speedy guy off the edge, hope for a high snap.  Bam.

Things I'm good at:

Bowling (high game 279)
Forensics (2nd in state at my event)
Catching things when they fall.  Can't explain it. When things are about to fall, I put my hand out and catch it.

But without a doubt, I have the best boo in the state.  Comes from the diaphragm. Always a lot of hate too.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: FUKU on July 21, 2009, 10:10:11 PM
But without a doubt, I have the best boo in the state.  Comes from the diaphragm. Always a lot of hate too.

QFT. d00d's a great boo-er.

Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Thin Blue Line on July 21, 2009, 10:14:09 PM
Can brag for my sister. :peek:

She's on iTunes. Opened up for the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. Record labels want to sign her (one of them was the same record label who signed Five for Fighting, etc.) Her picture was on the Regis & Kelly show for looking exactly like Ashlee Simpson. Lives/records with a former Dixie Chick right now...

I'd hit it
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Pett on July 21, 2009, 10:20:26 PM
But without a doubt, I have the best boo in the state.  Comes from the diaphragm. Always a lot of hate too.

QFT. d00d's a great boo-er.



Great thing to have. Not the best boo-er. But I have the loudest/most obnoxious clap you will ever hear.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: FelixRex on July 21, 2009, 10:27:23 PM
I've always been the best at being pretty good at the most things. In other words, the best at not the best. Like a first-place prize in a second-place contest. What's the rank between mediocrity and excellence? I'm the king of that, whatever it is. Mr. Runner-Up.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: purplebybirth on July 21, 2009, 10:30:29 PM
But without a doubt, I have the best boo in the state.  Comes from the diaphragm. Always a lot of hate too.

QFT. d00d's a great boo-er.



Great thing to have. Not the best boo-er. But have the loudest/most obnoxious clap you will ever hear.

forgot about that. i have the LOUDEST CLAP EVER.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Thin Blue Line on July 21, 2009, 10:41:53 PM
But without a doubt, I have the best boo in the state.  Comes from the diaphragm. Always a lot of hate too.

QFT. d00d's a great boo-er.



Great thing to have. Not the best boo-er. But have the loudest/most obnoxious clap you will ever hear.

forgot about that. i have the LOUDEST CLAP EVER.


OMG!!!!!!!! Purple has the clap!!!!!
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: FelixRex on July 21, 2009, 10:53:07 PM
I was also really good at hitting the A button in Tecmo Super Bowl. Prolly not the best (see previous post), but def in the money. Still feel good about that sometimes during boring team leader meetings at work.

Me to boss (in head though): "STFU before I Jerry Ball your fancypants Tampa Bay center ass".
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Perry on July 22, 2009, 12:39:50 AM

I need some of your H3 stats.

I don't think my stats would be a very good indicator of my skillz, since I play(ed) a lot with my best friend who varies a lot when it comes to playing on the same level as me. Highest rank's a 42 in double team with said friend, and unfortunately never took much of an interest in seriously playing 4v4 due to randoms always ruining my fun/good games.

So, to sum that up...consider me a 40 for small games like doubles and FFA gametypes, and about a 35 for 4v4 since I don't have a high level to prove my skill level there. Not good enough to carry a team, but will pull my weight when playing with decent people.

I'd just say give me your GT but I don't have Live anymore and will be a few weeks before I get it again.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Stupid Fitz on July 22, 2009, 06:49:29 AM
I am/was the absolute fastest at original nintendo track and field.  I looked like I was having a seizure, but I could beat anyone.

Also, pretty good at punching people.  Only done it a couple of times, but they said it hurt pretty bad.   :dancin:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: jthutch on July 22, 2009, 07:42:53 AM
I can guarentee I am better than anyone else at three things

1)tennis
2)jump-rope  :nono:
3)badmitton


I used to claim ping-pong, but that was always BS.

Would like to have this contest.  

LOL. I was required to do 5,000 j-ropes a day. You would have no chance. I can even do the "double" for like 15 straight.

Is that all?  That was a warm up to a 15 mile run for me.  And  :lol: at only 15 strait doubles.  Oh and criss cross is no problem!
double dutch and I used to be able to do a back flip while double dutching was pretty elite.  Would probably hurt something if I did it now.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 22, 2009, 08:27:07 AM
Pretty good at Halo 3. Not compared to the elites in the Halo community, but probably would whoop most of your asses.

Probably the only one who can hold both of my hands together behind my back and bring them over my head to my front without dislocating my shoulders on this site. (If you don't know what I mean, you almost certainly can't do it and shouldn't try). Not really something I'm good at so much as an attribute I was born with, but still worth mentioning.

I'm also pretty good at standardized tests, sd... :shy:  Always the first one in the room to turn it in, which is awkward b/c I never pay attention to what I'm sposed to do when I'm done, and so I wait for someone else to finish so I can do what they do.

I need some of your H3 stats.

 :lol:

Ya, how much can you aim-assist 12 year old XBL noobs?

 :lol:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Kat Kid on July 22, 2009, 08:51:42 AM
hitting a golf ball with a driver. ball goes a long way, with decent accuracy lately.

drinking vodka. can take 20 shots of any type of cheap vodka in a night, if paced correctly, and still be in control.

drinking beer. can chug a beer out of a cup faster than probly 96% of you, and can do a beer bong faster than 100% of you. had a guy give me the "i'm not worthy" bow at stampede. did a "das boot" of three beers in about 6-7 seconds a couple weeks ago.

singing.  kinda takes people off guard sometime. very musical person.

guitar hero. not freakish like the dudes on youtube, but will impress most people.

writing papers. can put a paper off until the last night and whip it out in a very short time, varies depending on the length of the assignment.

movie quotes. if i see a movie twice, i get pretty good at quoting it from then on. gotten many compliments/notices about this throughout the years.


 .....    long list, cuz i'm awesome.

wait forgot.

I am probably the best karaoke singer I know.  Pretty small sweet spot of songs though.

"Let's Get it On"
"Against the Wind"
"This Is How We Do It"
"November Rain"
"I Would Do Anything For Love"
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Rick Daris on July 22, 2009, 08:53:00 AM
just remembered...air drums. very good at this. easily my best "air" instrument.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: kst8cat on July 22, 2009, 08:56:42 AM
I used to claim ping-pong, but that was always BS.

I'm a better ping pong player then tennis IMHO. I haven't lost to anyone outside of my family. My dad's a freak @ tennis table.

Never played a person with a "pencil grip" though. :ohno:

I would beat you and your dad.  Would probably "skunk" you too.  If you even know what that means.   :users:

Your ass would be grass. Bring it at any time.

I'm quite sure I could beat both of you like a red-headed step child at table tennis.  A few questions for you:

1)  What is your USATT rating?  I have been over 1600 before.

2)  Have you played in any sanctioned tournaments, and did you win any events?
I have won a number of medals, trophies, and cash prizes in such tournaments.

3)  Have you ever represented K-State in the National ACUI tournament?  When I was a student I got to go to nationals three times (paid for by K-State).

4)  Have you played much with the KSU Table Tennis Club?  I was president for several years.

5)  How many intramural championship shirts do you have for playing table tennis?  I know I've got over a dozen for that, but it's not much of an accomplishment to brag about since the competition was usually very weak.

6)  Have you met many Olympic-caliber players before?  I have met Jimmy Butler, Barney Reed, Todd Sweeris, etc.  

7)  How far have you traveled to play in sanctioned tournaments before?  I have gone to Detroit, Houston, Atlanta, Oklahoma City, Kansas City, and Wichita for tournaments.  Also been to smaller ones around the state as well.

Hey, I'm supposed to brag here, right?  I bet I'm a better poker player than most of you as well.   ;)
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: jthutch on July 22, 2009, 08:57:40 AM
I'm pretty good at finding my wifes keys, shoes, purse, pretty much anything my wife tends to lose.  She wouldn't be able to leave the house without me to find all her things.
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Post by: ew2x4 on July 22, 2009, 09:08:36 AM

I need some of your H3 stats.

I don't think my stats would be a very good indicator of my skillz, since I play(ed) a lot with my best friend who varies a lot when it comes to playing on the same level as me. Highest rank's a 42 in double team with said friend, and unfortunately never took much of an interest in seriously playing 4v4 due to randoms always ruining my fun/good games.

So, to sum that up...consider me a 40 for small games like doubles and FFA gametypes, and about a 35 for 4v4 since I don't have a high level to prove my skill level there. Not good enough to carry a team, but will pull my weight when playing with decent people.

I'd just say give me your GT but I don't have Live anymore and will be a few weeks before I get it again.

(http://www.bungie.net/images/halo3stats/xp/e62e29c5-666a-4674-a5dc-b3b16a54b6a4.gif)

Hit me up with my Live info later whenever you get back going.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: ew2x4 on July 22, 2009, 09:11:04 AM
I'm pretty good at finding my wifes keys spatulas, shoes pots, purse pans, pretty much anything cooking utensil my wife tends to lose.  She wouldn't be able to leave use the house kitchen without me to find all her things.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: WillieWannabe on July 22, 2009, 09:11:39 AM
Beetle Adventure Racing (N64)
NFL Blitz 2000 (N64)
Chip's Challenge (PC)
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Post by: ltrain37 on July 22, 2009, 12:54:32 PM
I'm like, the best slug-bug player ever.  Its like I can sense them, I can practically call them out before I even see them.
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Post by: I_have_purplewood on July 22, 2009, 01:00:52 PM
I'm the best at the grand old bar sport of shuffleboard.  Would absolutely destroy anyone.  I'd probably be pretty good at the kind you play on a ship too but can't claim greatness at that.
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Post by: prome05 on July 22, 2009, 01:40:05 PM
I hit a hole-in-one.
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Post by: steve dave on July 22, 2009, 01:41:52 PM
I hit a hole-in-one.

You ever seen that commercial where that old guy says, "I have 12 holes in one" or some rediculous number.  What an old f^cking liar.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: prome05 on July 22, 2009, 01:48:00 PM
I hit a hole-in-one.

You ever seen that commercial where that old guy says, "I have 12 holes in one" or some rediculous number.  What an old f^cking liar.

No, but the kid who beat my record for youngest person to hit a hole-in-one on that course (24 hours after I set it), hit five by the time he was 16ish.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Perry on July 22, 2009, 01:49:05 PM
Beetle Adventure Racing (N64)

I had this game ages ago, one of the first that I picked out for myself. You probably are better, but I kicked some serious ass on the first course to race. Knew all the shortcuts and hit em perfectly every time. I was probably the world champion at just that level.
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Post by: Skycat on July 22, 2009, 02:36:35 PM
Easily the best trombone player on this site.  Prob'ly by orders of magnitude.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Weird Roberts foam finger on July 22, 2009, 03:42:12 PM
1. Photography.
2. Megaman.
3. Scarfing down free food.
4. Parallel parking.
5. Having weird things go wrong with my car.
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Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on July 22, 2009, 04:01:26 PM
I nail an insane amount of chicks.

and I also can do a ton of bicycle tricks.  Fire hydrant, bunny hops, endos...you name it me and Haro FSX can do it.
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Post by: WillieWannabe on July 22, 2009, 04:07:11 PM
Beetle Adventure Racing (N64)

I had this game ages ago, one of the first that I picked out for myself. You probably are better, but I kicked some serious ass on the first course to race. Knew all the shortcuts and hit em perfectly every time. I was probably the world champion at just that level.

Wow, I was like the only person I ever knew that had it, very underrated game. Lots of shortcuts and cool boxes to hit. Plus the multiplayer portion was fun as hell. Shooting rockets at other cars, laying land mines, getting invincibility...good times. Neighbor and I pretty much played that game no stop for 2 years. Found cool glitches in the game, used to go behind fences and play tag and sh*t, hardcore I know...
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Post by: Perry on July 22, 2009, 04:13:27 PM
 :yikes:

Very elite beetle adventure racer, it seems. My favorite thing in that game was when you crashed really bad the beetle just shattered into a million pieces.

I remember I got it at a game trading post in kc with my dad, I didn't really know what kind of games I liked at the time and I played it on the N64 they had setup and liked it. Played against my dad all the time, loved the battle game. Rockets were pretty awesome. Definitely underrated.
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Post by: dlew12 on July 22, 2009, 04:15:46 PM
BAR is a poor man's Mario Kart.

Besides, Cruisin USA was better than both.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Skycat on July 22, 2009, 04:16:22 PM
1. Photography.
Will need evidence.
Quote
4. Parallel parking.
Pfffft
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Chingon on July 22, 2009, 04:17:17 PM
1. Photography.
2. Megaman.
3. Scarfing down free food.
4. Parallel parking.
5. Having weird things go wrong with my car.

Can verify 2, 3, and 5.

Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: nicname on July 22, 2009, 04:17:55 PM
Solitaire: consistant high scorer 4500+ usually, 5000 about 2 of 10 occaisional 6000 pt games.  

I was the king of NCAA Football on the ps2 for many many years.  Pretty much derstroyed anyone that would play me.

Poker:  I'm not a pro like stunner but I usually win unless I am playing out of my limit.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: KSt8er on July 22, 2009, 04:53:02 PM
In this thread feel free to brag about whatever it is you are amazing at.

The one thing I know I'm better at than everyone else is Mario Bros 3.  If you think you're good at Mario Bros 3, you aren't compared to me. Beat it in 12 min. Also, I'm very good at ping pong.  Much better than all of you probably.

 :gocho:



I think we've been over this, I would wipe the floor with your silly ass in ping pong.   :curse:   Probably take no prisoners in horseshoes either 'round here.  And be aware, In my younger days I'd have made fff cry.   Pool, yup, pretty much make any of you my bitch there too.   Oh, and do looks count, I'm by far the best looking, but prolly not smelling, I've heard there are some amazing smelling folks in here. 
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: KSt8er on July 22, 2009, 04:55:53 PM
I used to claim ping-pong, but that was always BS.

I'm a better ping pong player then tennis IMHO. I haven't lost to anyone outside of my family. My dad's a freak @ table tennis.

Never played a person with a "pencil grip" though. :ohno:

Ah, the pen-grip, I play with a variation and a sandpaper raquet from the 60's, you'd never get rubber on ball. 
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: WillieWannabe on July 22, 2009, 05:28:35 PM
:yikes:

Very elite beetle adventure racer, it seems. My favorite thing in that game was when you crashed really bad the beetle just shattered into a million pieces.

I remember I got it at a game trading post in kc with my dad, I didn't really know what kind of games I liked at the time and I played it on the N64 they had setup and liked it. Played against my dad all the time, loved the battle game. Rockets were pretty awesome. Definitely underrated.

Yeah, car shattering was kinda lame special effects, but it sounded cool!  I don't recall how i ended up getting it, just saw a racing game and went for it. Watched the opening sequence for a long time trying to figure out how the car did a 360 in the air. Finally realized you hit the handbrake and turn as you go off a jump. Then found out by accident that if you turn the handbrake power all the way up, and hit certain jumps just right in Multiplayer, you shoot off the map, spinning faster than hell and land in a blue ocean. Used this method to get to all kinds of cool places on every map by controlling your spin.
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Post by: Pike on July 22, 2009, 05:29:48 PM
I'm so good at foosball it is disgusting. There are only 2 people in Manhattan that can beat me.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Weird Roberts foam finger on July 22, 2009, 05:49:14 PM
1. Photography.
Will need evidence.
Quote
4. Parallel parking.
Pfffft

Gotta say my parking skills are not in question.  I get compliments and things.

As for the photography thing ...

(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m276/goldengod_01/100_4833.jpg)

 :bootyshake:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: BIGDAVEFREEMAN on July 22, 2009, 06:02:11 PM
1. Taking ACT's
2. Hang Clean
3. Not being nervous.
4. Public Speaking (depending on how good the rest of you are.)
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: LynchMob2007 on July 22, 2009, 06:38:03 PM
I could take any of you in golf.
:nono:

Prove it.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: jeffy on July 22, 2009, 06:59:32 PM
I've drilled more holes than any of you.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Chingon on July 22, 2009, 07:20:13 PM
1. Taking ACT's
2. Hang Clean
3. Not being nervous.
4. Public Speaking (depending on how good the rest of you are.)

I won the speech contest at K-State...
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 22, 2009, 07:47:34 PM
I've drilled more holes than any of you.
NTTAWWT... :ku:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Thin Blue Line on July 22, 2009, 08:16:36 PM
I've drilled more holes than any of you.
NTTAWWT... :ku:

Lollerz! You beat me to it.  Anyways, I would have kicked all your as-ses at shuffleboard at Brother's.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Skycat on July 22, 2009, 09:02:53 PM
Gotta say my parking skills are not in question.  I get compliments and things.

As for the photography thing ...

(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m276/goldengod_01/100_4833.jpg)

 :bootyshake:

Terrible picture.

 :blindfold:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: krazykat on July 22, 2009, 09:13:33 PM
1. Taking ACT's
2. Hang Clean
3. Not being nervous.
4. Public Speaking (depending on how good the rest of you are.)


how much...
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Stupid Fitz on July 22, 2009, 09:29:27 PM
Oh, yeah.  I can also drink lots of beer without looking/acting drunk.  Pretty much stay the same.  People are all, why aren't you drunk? and I'm all, I've had 18 beers.  Ok, maybe not 18, but the point is, I can drink a lot and don't act like a doucher.   :cheers:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: purplebybirth on July 22, 2009, 09:47:35 PM
forgot one....



tony hawk ONE.... we're talking the first tony hawk game.    on ps1/nintendo 64... either one. there is NO ONE better than me at that game.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: TAFNA Dude on July 22, 2009, 09:49:22 PM
wasting company time on ksufans.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Pett on July 22, 2009, 10:01:00 PM
I eat food real fast. If you know me, you know I'm not fat but the talent is how fast I'll eat almost anything in at most a ten minute span.

I almost always am the first person at the table done & it's not even close. Does get boring at times though watching the other peeps finish. :angry:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: krazykat on July 22, 2009, 10:16:37 PM
I eat food real fast. If you know me, you know I'm not fat but the talent is how fast I'll eat almost anything in at most a ten minute span.

I almost always am the first person done & it's not even close. Does get boring at times though watching the other peeps finish. :angry:

i bet i can eat a little ceasars hot and ready pepperoni pizza with breadsticks faster than you.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Pett on July 22, 2009, 10:28:39 PM
I eat food real fast. If you know me, you know I'm not fat but the talent is how fast I'll eat almost anything in at most a ten minute span.

I almost always am the first person done & it's not even close. Does get boring at times though watching the other peeps finish. :angry:

i bet i can eat a little ceasars hot and ready pepperoni pizza with breadsticks faster than you.

Only because I hate pepperoni. :yuck:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: catdude33 on July 22, 2009, 10:32:09 PM
Oh, yeah.  I can also drink lots of beer without looking/acting drunk.  Pretty much stay the same.  People are all, why aren't you drunk? and I'm all, I've had 18 beers.  Ok, maybe not 18, but the point is, I can drink a lot and don't act like a doucher.   :cheers:

Everyone thinks this about themselves.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: reidrolled on July 22, 2009, 10:43:23 PM
I can guarentee I am better than anyone else at three things

1)tennis
2)jump-rope
3)badmitton


I used to claim ping-pong, but that was always BS.

i feel like in my prime i could easily have taken anyone on this board. I still feel like i could beat anyone on the board, just not as easily as i used to.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: krazykat on July 22, 2009, 10:45:02 PM
I eat food real fast. If you know me, you know I'm not fat but the talent is how fast I'll eat almost anything in at most a ten minute span.

I almost always am the first person done & it's not even close. Does get boring at times though watching the other peeps finish. :angry:

i bet i can eat a little ceasars hot and ready pepperoni pizza with breadsticks faster than you.

Only because I hate pepperoni. :yuck:

quiter.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: jeffy on July 22, 2009, 10:55:23 PM
I've drilled more holes than any of you.
NTTAWWT... :ku:

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That. (Origin: Seinfeld?)
Person A: What do you mean "Greg" ?? Who the hell is Greg?.

Person B: Greg! you know the gay guy down the hall... (pause) ..uh.. Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: kst8cat on July 23, 2009, 01:14:22 AM
Super Tecmo Bowl Beeeyaaatch

 :excited:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: FelixRex on July 23, 2009, 06:13:36 AM
I'm really good at clipping barbed wire to fence posts with a screwdriver. Not the best, but really good.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Stupid Fitz on July 23, 2009, 06:34:54 AM
Oh, yeah.  I can also drink lots of beer without looking/acting drunk.  Pretty much stay the same.  People are all, why aren't you drunk? and I'm all, I've had 18 beers.  Ok, maybe not 18, but the point is, I can drink a lot and don't act like a doucher.   :cheers:

Everyone thinks this about themselves.


Yeah, but it is true about me.  If you read an earlier post of mine, I said I was also pretty good at punching people in the face so back off.   :curse:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Weird Roberts foam finger on July 23, 2009, 09:19:24 AM

Terrible picture.

 :blindfold:


Cool, I was going for ironical.   :dancin:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: BIGDAVEFREEMAN on July 23, 2009, 11:49:25 AM
1. Taking ACT's
2. Hang Clean
3. Not being nervous.
4. Public Speaking (depending on how good the rest of you are.)


how much...

260 without wraps. or serious amounts of effort for that matter
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: michigancat on July 23, 2009, 11:51:35 AM
I'm a Certified SolidWorks Professional.

:gocho:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: ew2x4 on July 23, 2009, 12:11:55 PM
I'm a Certified SolidWorks Professional.

:gocho:

 :love:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: WillieWannabe on July 23, 2009, 12:47:27 PM
I'm a Certified SolidWorks Professional.

:gocho:

I didn't know what that was till last night!!
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: cyclist on July 23, 2009, 05:35:26 PM
wasting company time on ksufans.

This is a classlessly honorable activity, imo.

:cyclist: :cyclist: :cyclist: :cyclist:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Pett on July 23, 2009, 05:37:06 PM
Lots of cocky mofo's on this site. :beerchug:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: jeffy on July 23, 2009, 05:39:09 PM
Super Tecmo Bowl Beeeyaaatch

 :excited:

Yeah... about that.  You stand no chance.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: ew2x4 on July 23, 2009, 05:55:01 PM
I made it all the way through 2girls1cup my very first time.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 23, 2009, 05:58:16 PM
I made it all the way through 2girls1cup my very first time.
Try watching BME pain olympics.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: dlew12 on July 23, 2009, 05:59:55 PM
Agreed Saul, Pain Olympics makes Cup Chicks look like Fraggle Rock.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Perry on July 23, 2009, 06:06:02 PM
I made it all the way through 2girls1cup my very first time.

Ditto. Took me 2 for BME Pain Olympics though  :blush:
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: cireksu on July 23, 2009, 06:07:47 PM
I made it all the way through 2girls1cup my very first time.

Ditto. Took me 2 for BME Pain Olympics though  :blush:

about 15 seconds.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: ksuno1stunner on July 23, 2009, 06:19:48 PM
i have excellent long term memory.  i remember the most retarded things, just as long as they stand out enough.

short term memory is awful though.  i will watch a movie, and fail to recall lines.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: hemmy on July 23, 2009, 06:22:56 PM
I made it all the way through 2girls1cup my very first time.
Try watching BME pain olympics.

BMEPO is fake, just FYI
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Thin Blue Line on July 23, 2009, 09:35:53 PM
I'm really good at clipping barbed wire to fence posts with a screwdriver. Not the best, but really good.

Fencing pliers. Just sayin.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: jthutch on July 24, 2009, 09:13:37 AM
I made it all the way through 2girls1cup my very first time.

I have not seen it, is it still out there somewhere? I never really "surfed" the web that much.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: purplebybirth on July 24, 2009, 10:34:28 AM
I made it all the way through 2girls1cup my very first time.

I have not seen it, is it still out there somewhere? I never really "surfed" the web that much.
http://www.cupchicks.com (http://www.cupchicks.com)

i'm not actually going to see if it's still at that website. never going to watch it again.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: dlew12 on July 24, 2009, 10:43:55 AM
Unrotunately they made it "premium" iirc.

That crap was hot. :fatty:   (Pun intended)
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: PowercatPat on July 24, 2009, 01:31:40 PM
Nobody here is better than me at snowboarding.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: Bookcat on July 25, 2009, 09:03:37 PM
pretty sure I was one of the first kids to wear a shirt with a powercat on it.

of course, back then it wasn't even called a powercat....and the KSU Alumni Foundation hated the crap out of it.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: MOKSUAZ on July 25, 2009, 09:32:29 PM
had a pretty good hand in the construction documents for the golf course that will be hosting the 2015 U.S. Open
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: kst8cat on July 25, 2009, 11:08:02 PM
Super Tecmo Bowl Beeeyaaatch

 :excited:

Yeah... about that.  You stand no chance.

You may be able to hold me under 80 points, but that's about the best you could hope for.
Title: Re: Brag here
Post by: jeffy on July 25, 2009, 11:27:54 PM
Super Tecmo Bowl Beeeyaaatch

 :excited:

Yeah... about that.  You stand no chance.

You may be able to hold me under 80 points, but that's about the best you could hope for.

I'd score that against you if I had New England and you had Dallas.