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Title: Vasectomy
Post by: jthutch on May 08, 2009, 04:31:58 PM
Who's got one?  Just got back from mine.  Good times.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: steve dave on May 08, 2009, 04:37:35 PM
to young
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Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 04:47:25 PM
to young

Never too young to not have child support. Should be required at 18.
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Post by: I_have_purplewood on May 08, 2009, 04:48:45 PM
 :ohno: :ohno: (ftp://:ohno: :ohno:)
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: jthutch on May 08, 2009, 04:54:06 PM
to young

My wife thought it was for the best.  I asked her what if i want to leave you and hook up with a young college gal(EMAW of course) she will want kids some day.  Wife wasn't too happy with this so I changed the story to she dies in a auto accident.  Seemed to help but she still thought I should get the procedure done.  Anyway short story long I have a bag of mixed veggies on my baby making parts that have been sniped.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 08, 2009, 04:55:51 PM
Unless the doc pulled out several feet of line, it's reversible.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: jthutch on May 08, 2009, 05:01:37 PM
Unless the doc pulled out several feet of line, it's reversible.

Yeah, the doctor said that but he also said it's only like 50-60% when reversed.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: JTKSU on May 08, 2009, 05:08:16 PM
Unless the doc pulled out several feet of line, it's reversible.

Yeah, the doctor said that but he also said it's only like 50-60% when reversed.

You ever seen those billboards advertising micro-surgery to reverse vasectomies?  Used to see them all the time, think the surgeons were based out of OKC.  Probably wouldn't go to a doc (to work on my man bag) who advertises on billboards on I-35.  Call me crazy.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: BigCat on May 08, 2009, 05:31:35 PM
Unless the doc pulled out several feet of line, it's reversible.

Yeah, the doctor said that but he also said it's only like 50-60% when reversed.

You ever seen those billboards advertising micro-surgery to reverse vasectomies?  Used to see them all the time, think the surgeons were based out of OKC.  Probably wouldn't go to a doc (to work on my man bag) who advertises on billboards on I-35.  Call me crazy.

qft, or a "doctor" in oklahoma period. think Jim Beam is still a legal anesthetic there.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: JTKSU on May 08, 2009, 05:39:51 PM
Guess they were/are based in Houston, not OKC.

(http://www.icis.com/blogs/icis-chemicals-confidential/vasectomy%20reversal%20houston%20billboard.jpg)



Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: cas on May 08, 2009, 05:41:54 PM
A person I go to school with dad's had a Vasectomy and got his wife pregnant after the operation. So you might still have a chance.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: hemmy on May 08, 2009, 07:00:57 PM
BME Pain Olympics sytle
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: Hercules Antigua on May 08, 2009, 07:02:57 PM
I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: JTKSU on May 08, 2009, 07:10:02 PM
I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: Hercules Antigua on May 08, 2009, 07:19:17 PM
I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...
Not when he's the doctor doing it for people ;)
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: JTKSU on May 08, 2009, 07:22:33 PM
I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...
Not when he's the doctor doing it for people ;)

I know, just &@#%ing with you.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: Hercules Antigua on May 08, 2009, 07:36:12 PM
I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...
Not when he's the doctor doing it for people ;)

I know, just fracking with you.
:'(
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: jeffy on May 08, 2009, 08:39:49 PM
I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Wouldn't gynecology have been a better line of work?
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: FelixRex on May 08, 2009, 09:24:25 PM
Terrible timing. Should have time this for better katz-watching time frame. Enjoy baseball (lol).
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on May 08, 2009, 09:43:30 PM
(http://smiliesftw.com/x/punchballs.gif) :chainsaw:


 :runaway:
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: powercatmiller on May 09, 2009, 09:17:54 PM
I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...
Not when he's the doctor doing it for people ;)

doctor eh? got a sister?
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: JTKSU on May 10, 2009, 12:01:34 AM
I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...
Not when he's the doctor doing it for people ;)

doctor eh? got a sister?

You mean like his aunt?
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 10, 2009, 12:02:50 AM
Tried out the handiwork yet, JT?
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: jthutch on May 10, 2009, 08:00:27 AM
Tried out the handiwork yet, JT?

Gotta wait a week.  Or they might explode or something like that.  They are a little sore.  After that I have to keep track of how many times I release.  after #25 I have to take a sample in to see if all my little swimmers are gone.  Until then I'm still fully loaded.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: Hercules Antigua on May 10, 2009, 11:56:31 AM
I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...
Not when he's the doctor doing it for people ;)

doctor eh? got a sister?
Ya
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 10, 2009, 11:18:08 PM
Tried out the handiwork yet, JT?

Gotta wait a week.  Or they might explode or something like that.  They are a little sore.  After that I have to keep track of how many times I release.  after #25 I have to take a sample in to see if all my little swimmers are gone.  Until then I'm still fully loaded.

Take them a sample of a good buddy's who didn't get it done. When they tell you it didn't work, get all pissed and stuff and tell them your going to sue them for a lot of money. Make them settle quick. imo.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: waks on May 11, 2009, 03:01:34 AM
to young

My wife thought it was for the best.  I asked her what if i want to leave you and hook up with a young college gal(EMAW of course) she will want kids some day.  Wife wasn't too happy with this so I changed the story to she dies in a auto accident.  Seemed to help but she still thought I should get the procedure done.  Anyway short story long I have a bag of mixed veggies on my baby making parts that have been sniped.
If my (hypothetical) wife ever asks me to get a vasectomy, I'm going to tell her that she should get her tubes tied just so we can be extra cautious. My guess is that she'll decide it's better that she just stays on the pill.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: KITNfury on May 11, 2009, 08:11:40 AM
Tried out the handiwork yet, JT?

Gotta wait a week.  Or they might explode or something like that.  They are a little sore.  After that I have to keep track of how many times I release.  after #25 I have to take a sample in to see if all my little swimmers are gone.  Until then I'm still fully loaded.
You should seriously risk getting blisters and get it done in 2-3 days. Really freak the nurses out when you go back so quick.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: jthutch on May 11, 2009, 10:11:28 AM
Tried out the handiwork yet, JT?

Gotta wait a week.  Or they might explode or something like that.  They are a little sore.  After that I have to keep track of how many times I release.  after #25 I have to take a sample in to see if all my little swimmers are gone.  Until then I'm still fully loaded.
You should seriously risk getting blisters and get it done in 2-3 days. Really freak the nurses out when you go back so quick.

Have considered this and will probably just take of 2-3 days off of work to get it done.  The 26th sample has to be after 6 weeks though.  I may have to hire professional help to get it done in 2-3 days.   
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: Rick Daris on May 11, 2009, 10:14:07 AM
i guess it's an insanely easy procedure. know of a guy who performed it on himself.

have not had one. kinda want one.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: dmartin on May 11, 2009, 10:49:29 AM
had mine done last year.  After a few days the pain goes away, but don't get over confident. I got overconfident and thought i was good to go and that's when bruising and major pain comes in. 
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: FBWillie on May 11, 2009, 12:18:42 PM
going in for my consult tomorrow.   :hope:
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: jthutch on May 11, 2009, 07:44:51 PM
i guess it's an insanely easy procedure. know of a guy who performed it on himself.

have not had one. kinda want one.

I was in and out in about 30 min from check in to walking out of the office.  Not to mention the cute young blond that did the prep work.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 11, 2009, 08:39:46 PM
i guess it's an insanely easy procedure. know of a guy who performed it on himself.

have not had one. kinda want one.

I was in and out in about 30 min from check in to walking out of the office.  Not to mention the cute young blond that did the prep work.

She just felt sorry for you. Prolly was laughing as you walked out. Poor d00d.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: JTKSU on May 12, 2009, 03:00:50 AM
i guess it's an insanely easy procedure. know of a guy who performed it on himself.

have not had one. kinda want one.

I was in and out in about 30 min from check in to walking out of the office.  Not to mention the cute young blond that did the prep work.

Did this cute blond chick doing any shaving?  Not that I care, but I have a friend of a friend who is interested in hot blonds shaving his junk...
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: PCR on May 12, 2009, 03:05:50 AM
A person I go to school with dad's had a Vasectomy and got his wife pregnant after the operation. So you might still have a chance.

Ditto this from my HS days.  Actually it was my biology teacher and he told everyone about how his son was a bit of an  :ugh:  I'd play the lottery if I was the son. 

I wonder if we can get a vasectomy emoticon? 
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: jthutch on May 12, 2009, 07:13:07 AM
i guess it's an insanely easy procedure. know of a guy who performed it on himself.

have not had one. kinda want one.

I was in and out in about 30 min from check in to walking out of the office.  Not to mention the cute young blond that did the prep work.

Did this cute blond chick doing any shaving?  Not that I care, but I have a friend of a friend who is interested in hot blonds shaving his junk...

No but she did put the sterilizing gel stuff on the area.  I had to be shaved before I got there.  I guess I could have forgotten and maybe then she would have done it for me. 

Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: Thin Blue Line on May 12, 2009, 09:29:11 AM
A person I go to school with dad's had a Vasectomy and got his wife pregnant after the operation. So you might still have a chance.

Ditto this from my HS days.  Actually it was my biology teacher and he told everyone about how his son was a bit of an  :ugh:  I'd play the lottery if I was the son. 

I wonder if we can get a vasectomy emoticon? 

(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s313/jbleinweber/hittingit.gif)          :dunno:
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: cyclist on May 12, 2009, 12:18:36 PM
A person I go to school with dad's had a Vasectomy and got his wife pregnant after the operation. So you might still have a chance.

Ditto this from my HS days.  Actually it was my biology teacher and he told everyone about how his son was a bit of an  :ugh:  I'd play the lottery if I was the son. 

I wonder if we can get a vasectomy emoticon? 

Will this work?

 :vas:
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: jthutch on May 12, 2009, 02:15:23 PM
My sack is very EMAW right now.  Nice shade of purple.  Pain isn't too bad except when the stitches catch on the underwear.  Looking forward to trying putting it to work.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: FBWillie on May 12, 2009, 06:23:23 PM
My sack is very EMAW right now.  Nice shade of purple.  Pain isn't too bad except when the stitches catch on the underwear.  Looking forward to trying putting it to work.

How long were you on the couch afterward?   I'm gearing up for an all day movie marathon and am thinking I might need to push it to two days.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: jthutch on May 12, 2009, 06:36:46 PM
doctor said 48 hrs lounge time.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: treysolid on May 12, 2009, 08:37:15 PM
I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Wouldn't gynecology have been a better line of work?

who wants to look at infected, swollen and yeasty 'giners all day long?  if i got into medicine (wouldn't, shaky hands), i certainly wouldn't be a gen's doctor.   :yuck:
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: Lurker on May 12, 2009, 10:35:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyUzQ3dQlVY
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on May 13, 2009, 02:03:23 PM

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people ;)

So basically your dad fondles nards all day?   :ku: 8==D
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: SkinnyBenny on May 13, 2009, 02:07:29 PM
And yeah, being a gyno would be awful.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: JTKSU on May 13, 2009, 02:15:31 PM

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people ;)

So basically your dad fondles nards all day?   :ku: 8==D

Like father, like son.   :kugayfight:
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Post by: Hercules Antigua on May 13, 2009, 06:44:01 PM

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people ;)

So basically your dad fondles nards all day?   :ku: 8==D

Like father, like son.   :kugayfight:

Ya but I don't get paid for it
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: JTKSU on May 13, 2009, 11:18:03 PM

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people ;)

So basically your dad fondles nards all day?   :ku: 8==D

Like father, like son.   :kugayfight:

Ya but I don't get paid for it

Life isn't all about making money.  If you truly love what you do, you'll be happy.  So, I say to you sir:  Go out there and fondle as many balls as you can. 
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: FBWillie on May 29, 2009, 11:54:50 PM
So, had mine done this morning;  Not really as painful as I thought it would be, but I feel like my testicles are in my stomach.  So far I would place it at about the same feeling as that numb, up your spine feeling after getting kicked in the balls insanely hard.

Fun story though, I was told that my left nut's vas' basically had a kink in it almost like it was tied in a knot and most likely both of my children came from my right nut.   :war:
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: jthutch on May 30, 2009, 09:50:10 AM
So, had mine done this morning;  Not really as painful as I thought it would be, but I feel like my testicles are in my stomach.  So far I would place it at about the same feeling as that numb, up your spine feeling after getting kicked in the balls insanely hard.

Fun story though, I was told that my left nut's vas' basically had a kink in it almost like it was tied in a knot and most likely both of my children came from my right nut.   :war:

Good story, did they only charge you half price?  They probably didn't have to do anything for the other one did they?
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: FBWillie on May 30, 2009, 10:50:29 AM
:dunno:  won't know until I get the insurance statement.  And yes they still snipped the left one, but they had to do some digging to find it, and today it hurts like a bitch.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: catsfan20052006 on May 30, 2009, 04:57:36 PM
I don't know why, for the love of God, I'm typing on this thread but I know someone who had one and they said that you're awake during the whole process. That would be a deal breaker for me.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: FBWillie on May 30, 2009, 06:19:34 PM
I know it's your man parts, but you're a pussy if you need to be knocked out for anything you hardly feel.   The most painful part was the needle to numb your boys.   After that, all you feel is a pulling sensation in your stomach.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: waks on May 30, 2009, 07:52:18 PM
Talked to an OBGYN once. He said that the job is fine as long as you don't have a great sense of smell
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: jthutch on May 31, 2009, 08:31:53 AM
I know it's your man parts, but you're a pussy if you need to be knocked out for anything you hardly feel.   The most painful part was the needle to numb your boys.   After that, all you feel is a pulling sensation in your stomach.

Yeah the shot is the only thing I felt.  The smell wasn't bad from the cauterizing of the sperm slide.  Kinda makes me sad that my little guys won't get to make that fun journey anymore.  :frown:
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: MOKSUAZ on May 31, 2009, 08:01:23 PM
I know it's your man parts, but you're a pussy if you need to be knocked out for anything you hardly feel.   The most painful part was the needle to numb your boys.   After that, all you feel is a pulling sensation in your stomach.

Yeah the shot is the only thing I felt.  The smell wasn't bad from the cauterizing of the sperm slide.  Kinda makes me sad that my little guys won't get to make that fun journey anymore.  :frown:

do you still get the same sensation when getting your rocks off after the vasectomy? 
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: jthutch on May 31, 2009, 09:41:56 PM
Yeah no problem in that department, but right now I'm about 3 weeks out from mine.  and they are still a little sore on the bottom of the bag.  Don't know if this it the clip that they put in there and it will go away with time or the doc like lost his wedding ring or something  :ohno:  The Mrs. thinks I need to go back in.  I think I can live with it rather than get sliced open again.  I'll keep his ring it I have too.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: Winters on June 01, 2009, 12:06:41 PM
BME Pain Olympics sytle
:barf:
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: dmartin on June 01, 2009, 03:01:02 PM
I seem to have a tolerance to local anesthesia, as I felt the shot, and the first couple incisions.  doctor than realized I could feel the cut and gave me more. After that, no problems.  Had mine done last year, there is still a slight lump where the cut was made, probably just from pulling the skin together to sew it back shut, but no big deal. Every now and then for the first month or two I got a stabbing pain in the balls, but usually for just a second or two, then it went away and gone completely now. No changes in performance or sensation. still the best 10 seconds of the day.
Title: Re: Vasectomy
Post by: FBWillie on June 01, 2009, 04:58:15 PM
still the best 10 seconds of the day.

Wow,   EVERY DAY??!?!?