Vasectomy

[dmartin]

had mine done last year.  After a few days the pain goes away, but don't get over confident. I got overconfident and thought i was good to go and that's when bruising and major pain comes in. 

[FBWillie]

going in for my consult tomorrow.   

[jthutch]

i guess it's an insanely easy procedure. know of a guy who performed it on himself.

have not had one. kinda want one.

I was in and out in about 30 min from check in to walking out of the office.  Not to mention the cute young blond that did the prep work.

[Thin Blue Line]

i guess it's an insanely easy procedure. know of a guy who performed it on himself.

have not had one. kinda want one.

I was in and out in about 30 min from check in to walking out of the office.  Not to mention the cute young blond that did the prep work.

She just felt sorry for you. Prolly was laughing as you walked out. Poor d00d.

[JTKSU]

i guess it's an insanely easy procedure. know of a guy who performed it on himself.

have not had one. kinda want one.

I was in and out in about 30 min from check in to walking out of the office.  Not to mention the cute young blond that did the prep work.

Did this cute blond chick doing any shaving?  Not that I care, but I have a friend of a friend who is interested in hot blonds shaving his junk...

[PCR]

A person I go to school with dad's had a Vasectomy and got his wife pregnant after the operation. So you might still have a chance.

Ditto this from my HS days.  Actually it was my biology teacher and he told everyone about how his son was a bit of an    I'd play the lottery if I was the son. 

I wonder if we can get a vasectomy emoticon? 

[jthutch]

i guess it's an insanely easy procedure. know of a guy who performed it on himself.

have not had one. kinda want one.

I was in and out in about 30 min from check in to walking out of the office.  Not to mention the cute young blond that did the prep work.

Did this cute blond chick doing any shaving?  Not that I care, but I have a friend of a friend who is interested in hot blonds shaving his junk...

No but she did put the sterilizing gel stuff on the area.  I had to be shaved before I got there.  I guess I could have forgotten and maybe then she would have done it for me. 

[Thin Blue Line]

A person I go to school with dad's had a Vasectomy and got his wife pregnant after the operation. So you might still have a chance.

Ditto this from my HS days.  Actually it was my biology teacher and he told everyone about how his son was a bit of an    I'd play the lottery if I was the son. 

I wonder if we can get a vasectomy emoticon? 

         

[cyclist]

A person I go to school with dad's had a Vasectomy and got his wife pregnant after the operation. So you might still have a chance.

Ditto this from my HS days.  Actually it was my biology teacher and he told everyone about how his son was a bit of an    I'd play the lottery if I was the son. 

I wonder if we can get a vasectomy emoticon? 

Will this work?

 

[jthutch]

My sack is very EMAW right now.  Nice shade of purple.  Pain isn't too bad except when the stitches catch on the underwear.  Looking forward to trying putting it to work.

[FBWillie]

My sack is very EMAW right now.  Nice shade of purple.  Pain isn't too bad except when the stitches catch on the underwear.  Looking forward to trying putting it to work.

How long were you on the couch afterward?   I'm gearing up for an all day movie marathon and am thinking I might need to push it to two days.

[jthutch]

doctor said 48 hrs lounge time.

[treysolid]

I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Wouldn't gynecology have been a better line of work?

who wants to look at infected, swollen and yeasty 'giners all day long?  if i got into medicine (wouldn't, shaky hands), i certainly wouldn't be a gen's doctor.   

[Lurker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyUzQ3dQlVY

[SkinnyBenny]

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people

So basically your dad fondles nards all day?   8==D

[SkinnyBenny]

And yeah, being a gyno would be awful.

[JTKSU]

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people

So basically your dad fondles nards all day?   8==D

Like father, like son.   

[Hercules Antigua]

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people

So basically your dad fondles nards all day?   8==D

Like father, like son.   

Ya but I don't get paid for it

[JTKSU]

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people

So basically your dad fondles nards all day?   8==D

Like father, like son.   

Ya but I don't get paid for it

Life isn't all about making money.  If you truly love what you do, you'll be happy.  So, I say to you sir:  Go out there and fondle as many balls as you can. 

[FBWillie]

So, had mine done this morning;  Not really as painful as I thought it would be, but I feel like my testicles are in my stomach.  So far I would place it at about the same feeling as that numb, up your spine feeling after getting kicked in the balls insanely hard.

Fun story though, I was told that my left nut's vas' basically had a kink in it almost like it was tied in a knot and most likely both of my children came from my right nut.   

[jthutch]

So, had mine done this morning;  Not really as painful as I thought it would be, but I feel like my testicles are in my stomach.  So far I would place it at about the same feeling as that numb, up your spine feeling after getting kicked in the balls insanely hard.

Fun story though, I was told that my left nut's vas' basically had a kink in it almost like it was tied in a knot and most likely both of my children came from my right nut.   

Good story, did they only charge you half price?  They probably didn't have to do anything for the other one did they?

[FBWillie]

  won't know until I get the insurance statement.  And yes they still snipped the left one, but they had to do some digging to find it, and today it hurts like a bitch.

[catsfan20052006]

I don't know why, for the love of God, I'm typing on this thread but I know someone who had one and they said that you're awake during the whole process. That would be a deal breaker for me.

[FBWillie]

I know it's your man parts, but you're a pussy if you need to be knocked out for anything you hardly feel.   The most painful part was the needle to numb your boys.   After that, all you feel is a pulling sensation in your stomach.

[waks]

Talked to an OBGYN once. He said that the job is fine as long as you don't have a great sense of smell

[jthutch]

I know it's your man parts, but you're a pussy if you need to be knocked out for anything you hardly feel.   The most painful part was the needle to numb your boys.   After that, all you feel is a pulling sensation in your stomach.

Yeah the shot is the only thing I felt.  The smell wasn't bad from the cauterizing of the sperm slide.  Kinda makes me sad that my little guys won't get to make that fun journey anymore. 

[MOKSUAZ]

I know it's your man parts, but you're a pussy if you need to be knocked out for anything you hardly feel.   The most painful part was the needle to numb your boys.   After that, all you feel is a pulling sensation in your stomach.

Yeah the shot is the only thing I felt.  The smell wasn't bad from the cauterizing of the sperm slide.  Kinda makes me sad that my little guys won't get to make that fun journey anymore. 

do you still get the same sensation when getting your rocks off after the vasectomy? 

[jthutch]

Yeah no problem in that department, but right now I'm about 3 weeks out from mine.  and they are still a little sore on the bottom of the bag.  Don't know if this it the clip that they put in there and it will go away with time or the doc like lost his wedding ring or something    The Mrs. thinks I need to go back in.  I think I can live with it rather than get sliced open again.  I'll keep his ring it I have too.

[Winters]

BME Pain Olympics sytle

[dmartin]

I seem to have a tolerance to local anesthesia, as I felt the shot, and the first couple incisions.  doctor than realized I could feel the cut and gave me more. After that, no problems.  Had mine done last year, there is still a slight lump where the cut was made, probably just from pulling the skin together to sew it back shut, but no big deal. Every now and then for the first month or two I got a stabbing pain in the balls, but usually for just a second or two, then it went away and gone completely now. No changes in performance or sensation. still the best 10 seconds of the day.