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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: ksuno1stunner on January 09, 2009, 10:45:08 PM
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will post cool pictures of beaches, monkeys, teepees, i dunno, the amazon rain forest, and anything else sweet. obv airports for fatty (anything in particular? going chicago to korea to thailand). plus stories hopefully. will miss you all. :'(
(shameless beg/plug. if anyone has a slingbox and doesn't really use it, lmk plz. or if anyone can get the game on their comps, maybe stream/teamviewer? i dunno wat i am going to do for ksu basketball. :suicideispainless:)
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Have fun dude. Should be a pretty cool experience.
What are you going for?
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good luck over there bro. looking forward to the updates. should be a sweet time even though its sketchy.
p.s. always wear a rubber.
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Have fun dude. Should be a pretty cool experience.
What are you going for?
a lot of online poker nerds will be there, but mainly to take a break from school, do something different. pretty sketch trip overall, but i don't care.
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Have fun dude. Should be a pretty cool experience.
What are you going for?
(http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season21/images/cast_crops/katelynn/281x211.jpg)
Just this past July, Katelynn traveled to Thailand to undergoing the last of her surgeries, making the transition from man to woman complete.
http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/real_world_brooklyn/cast_member/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=10603#bio
:dunno:
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I need a nice long Thai Vacation...what kinda cost are we talking about?
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trim, don't judge me. :'(
its like 1500 r/t for me, but it is pretty cheap to live there. i hear you can live well for < 1000 per month.
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Here is how I remember the conversation we had. You and some friends wanted to go to Bangkok Thailand. I mentioned that I really did not like BKK that much and asked "what are you looking for"? Then, as I assumed, you want to go for the girls and cheep girls were not a problem and actually prefered. At that time I suggested that if you were going to go to Thaliand then one night in BKK was enought and I would not spend to much time there as the really place to be is Pattaya. All correct so far?
If so then I will proceed with that thought. Keep in mind that you shoudl spend some time studying the internet and if you have some questions beyond my ideas you can just ask me to confirm. This outline wil be primary tailored for chasing cheep girls, lots of booze and a guys trip to Thailand.
August is some time away so you should be able to get a really cheep fair either thru a agent or online. The fastest way is to fly Wichita to Chicago (2 hours with 3 hour layover in Chicago) Chigaco to Hong Kong (14.5 hours) and then Hong Kong to BKK (3.5 hours). Not sure what the layover time in in HK before you can get to BKK. The flight From Chicago to HK arrives at 6:30 evening if it is not late. There should be a flight to BKK that night but I am not sure.That will be the most direct flight. If you fly United then they are a partner with Thai Airways and they will be able to book the entire flight for you. It might be a little more expensive but it might be alot more convienent. You wont have so much to worry about if the flight is dealyed or they loose your luggage or have problem transfering or who knows what. You can check different airlines and compare rates. I would suggest that since you have about 21 hours flight time + some layover time you try to keep it simple. I am not sure what the layover time in in HK before you can catch the flight to BKK. Try to not stay in HK. If you have to stay the night to make the connection to BKK let me know and I will tell you where to go play in HK. Likewise on the return try to make as few as conections as possible. You will be pretty wore out comming home and the jet lag will be bad enough without having to be stuck in HK, Tokoyo or worse yet Chicago or LA for the night. Everyone will speak English in Hong Kong if you do get stuck there for the night or have any problem.
Anyway, now maybe 24-30 hours later you are in BKK Thailand. You should stay one night there. Look on the internet and try to find a mimimum of a 4 star hotel near Patpong and Patpong night market. If they tell you it is 10-15 minutes by taxi that is ok. Unsually in this part of the country 10 minutes = 30 minutes. Stress to the 10 minutes by taxi and you should be OK. I alwasy stay at the Sheraton. It is a full 5 star and a little pricey. about $150 usd per night. The will sent the Mercedes to the airport to pick you up for about $50usd. Kind of nice after a long flight. You should be able to get other 4 star international in the Patpong area for $70-$90 USD per night that will send a car to the airport to pick you up also.
Patpong 2.
I think that Patpong 2 is the area where it is only massage parlors. I think I just went there one time for not long. Big and small with these big rooms where you go in and look at the girls behind the glass all stacked up where you can see them. They have no names. Only numbers. So you can pick one or 2 or 3 or 4 and do whatever you want. I have been to these places to look but never touched. Many people do but I have heard so many stories about the guys going in thinking it was so much $$$ and leaving only in a their underware. It happens. These places are all some run by some kind of criminal outfit and you must be careful. Not saying you cant go there and have alot of fun and get out cheep. Just be careful. You are only there for one night so tell anyone that ask you only want to go to Patpong 1.
Patpong 1.
This is where I always went. Alot of bars, KTV's, massage parlors and night market for all kind of fake shirts watches ect. They have the big massage parlors there to. It is all concentrated into about a 5 street area. This palce has many dance bars with nice bad girls. The girls come from all over Thailand. You will find from age 18-30. There are also some discos that have alot of girls there. Anyplace here that is JUST a bar you can feel free to just walk in and take a look. They will try to get you to buy a beer right away but you can tell them you are looking and then stay or go. No problem. Just go to the bars and have fun bouncing in and out of them all. Take it all in. They close at 2 so have fun. Be careful of the KTV's. You have never been to KTV's so I recommend you dont go as they are mostly designed to milk you of as much cash as possible. They will try to scam you and so you best just focus on pulling the girls out of the bars and not the KTV's and the massage place. It is more fun, there is more selection, it is cheeper, and there is always the thrill of the chase. To pull a bar girl out will cost about 400 bhat for the bar fine= $10usd then all night asking price is $2000 bhat=$50 usd. She likes you and it is late you can get all night for $1000=$25 usd. You have to make her feel special and dont lead on like you are a first timer to Asia. If you only want to do short time you can have 1 hour in the rooms above the bar for I think $400 bhat. I never went for short time. I always find the special girl of my dreams and make her feel like I love her and cant live without her. Things are just so much better when a Thai girl thinks that someone really cares. You will learn.
Pattaya.
Pattaya is about a 2 hour drive from Bangkok. It is on the ocean. The beach is small and the water not so great. They have all the beach type stuff you would expect but the action is in the bars and on walking street and adjoining bars. This is truely the most wild place in all of Asia. Nothing like it in BKK, HK, Vietanm, China or anywhere else I have been to. Imagine a town that is full of bars and women looking for someone to love. Girls from all over Thailand all go to Pattaya or BKK. There are so many places there to go, so many bar streets and then there is walking street with all of the adjoining bars. Your problem will be which bueatiful girl to take home. There is just to many. You will never see any place like this. I stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel for I think $60 or $80 a nite but it was peak season. There are many hotels and I would try to get something like a 4 star between the Hard Rock and walking street. Chech the internet and you will see hotels and maps of the city. You dont have to be right on the ocean drive like the Hard Rock is. One block behind is fine. They have these taxis that hold about 10 people and they do a loop around the hotel zone to walking street. You can ride for about 10bhat. The bars generally are suppose to close at 2 but some stay open till 4 and you can find some after hours places if you meet the right girl that are open till 6-8 in the morning. If you want to say out all night you should try to find a real sweety by 1 or 2 and have her take you to all the party places and then stay all night with you. These girls are generally nice and as long as you dont act like a cheepskate you can have alot of fun. Keep in mind $40 bhat to 1 usd. You can go to the dancing girl bar and give out 10 Bhat to the girls and they are very happy. You can buy a beer for 80 bhat. you can take your new sweety to a restraunt that serves real Thai food as she wont want the expensive tourist restaraunt, and feed her for 60-80 bhat. Then take her to the hotel and have a nice nite and stay all day the next day by poolside for max 2000 bhat and maybe less. You are going there to have the time of you life so take some free spending money and try to see it all. If you hook up with a few girls who think you are fun and dont mind feeding them and buying drinks you will really have a good time. Everyone speaks english so it is easy. You dont have to worry about going into a bar in Pattaya and getting scamed as long as you dont do anything stupid like go to some bar off the beaten track by yourself when you are drunk and go upstairs with some agressive girl. Chances are this will result in a great story to tell and more likely than not a big problem for you. You can have the hotel car take you back to the BKK airport for the depressing and sober flight home.
You can easily spend a week or 2 in Pattaya if you like to get drunk and chase a new girl every night. I think that you will go for 3-5 days and wont want to leave, you will be depressed to go home, you will have stories and pictures that people wont believe and you will make plans to come back again. You will be able to navigate around easily since everyone speaks english. You get your visa when you get to the airport. You dont need a visa for HK just in case you get stuck there for the night.
I would like to go back there myself. I will possibly be able to go but it is to far off for me to decide now. You should plan to go and then if the time comes up then I will know a few weeks before if I can go. I will probably be in China in August so for me to go there is just a 5 hour flight from Shanghai. Check alot of this out in the internet and ask if you have any more questions. My next email will be short.
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OMFG Trim :lol:
G'Luck Stunnz! Go All In First Hand To Show Them You're Serious!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEqGHfA2gI0
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fats snapped u a sick pic in chicago, just one cause i was too shy. very nice port, had a dinosaurus skeleton, and a very cool walkway thing. should be normal in korea to take pics, so i will be able to snap more.
about to take off from chicago cya l8er usa. so many asians around me wtf.
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fats snapped u a sick pic in chicago, just one cause i was too shy. very nice port, had a dinosaurus skeleton, and a very cool walkway thing. should be normal in korea to take pics, so i will be able to snap more.
about to take off from chicago cya l8er usa. so many asians around me wtf.
haha. thanks, hopefully that was the inty interminal!
[so many asians around me wtf.]
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Come back soon. We love you long time.
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Have fun dude. Should be a pretty cool experience.
What are you going for?
(http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season21/images/cast_crops/katelynn/281x211.jpg)
Just this past July, Katelynn traveled to Thailand to undergoing the last of her surgeries, making the transition from man to woman complete.
http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/real_world_brooklyn/cast_member/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=10603#bio
:dunno:
Forgot about that. RW Brooklyn isn't that bad so far.
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Does it even exist anymore? I thought it was wiped out in the tsunami.
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RW Brooklyn isn't that bad so far.
It sucks. 4 girls - one's a dude, 2 aren't attractive, and opcat says I can't be into the hot one.
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RW Brooklyn isn't that bad so far.
It sucks. 4 girls - one's a dude, 2 aren't attractive, and opcat says I can't be into the hot one.
Last years hot one was a jesus girl who hasn't done anything interesting in her life except. If she wasn't such a constant KSU promoter she would be worthless. This years also has a lack of orange michigan state shirts.
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Have fun dude. Should be a pretty cool experience.
What are you going for?
(http://www.mtv.com/onair/realworld/season21/images/cast_crops/katelynn/281x211.jpg)
Just this past July, Katelynn traveled to Thailand to undergoing the last of her surgeries, making the transition from man to woman complete.
http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/real_world_brooklyn/cast_member/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=10603#bio
:dunno:
The 24-year-old is a self-proclaimed computer geek and practicing black belt in martial arts. After a string of bad relationships, she is currently with her boyfriend, Mike, the guy she hopes to marry one day.
I wonder if those "bad relationships" ever included the following phrase being uttered, "You used to have a &@#%ing cock?!?"
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boyfriend?
:yikes:
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they need to eliminate katelyn asap
http://www.mtv.com/videos/real-world-brooklyn-ep-1-brooklyn-bridging/1601510/playlist.jhtml
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man stuns this is a great trip. enjoy and take lots of pics.
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man stuns this is a great trip. enjoy and take lots of pics.
Yeah be sure to post your before & after shots and a pic of your boys in a jar on a shelf. Those will be the biggest LOLs ever around here. :popcorn:
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My little bro went there for a study abroad semi last year, loved it, got basically no cred hrs. I can put you in touch w/him if you are interested. He lived cheap. Traveled all over SE Asia.
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will post cool pictures of beaches, monkeys, teepees, i dunno, the amazon rain forest, and anything else sweet. obv airports for fatty (anything in particular? going chicago to korea to thailand). plus stories hopefully. will miss you all. :'(
(shameless beg/plug. if anyone has a slingbox and doesn't really use it, lmk plz. or if anyone can get the game on their comps, maybe stream/teamviewer? i dunno wat i am going to do for ksu basketball. :suicideispainless:)
Wrong hemisphere, dude.
Seriously though, have a good time. Pretty sure Phuket is the place with crazy karst topography. You know, where they filmed the Wookie home planet for Revenge of the Sith.
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this place is not right
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good update. feel like i'm right there w/ you. :love:
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this place is not right
Post tons of pics and updates pleaze. I can feel the winter of Stunz coming on! :excited:
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this place is not right
i bet it smells grizoss.
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this place is not right
we went over SE asia in geography 100 today. apparently, laos and cambodia are sh*tholes. you should, like travel all over that area. then come back and be like, "i've been in places you can only dream of" and act all arrogant.
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this place is not right
we went over SE asia in geography 100 today. apparently, laos and cambodia are sh*tholes. you should, like travel all over that area. then come back and be like, "i've been in places you can only dream of" and act all arrogant.
always fun to ball out in a 3rd world country. everything is so ridiculously cheap. like food is worth less than 1.50, and i never know how much to tip cause it feels weird tipping what is worth .50 usd or so. anyways heard in laos they have this thing where you live in treehouses for a week, and zipline in between, and the purpose of it is to try and find some kind of monkey. might try it. and be douchey about it when i tell ppl of course.
i need to get in the habit of taking pics. only have one where i have an iguana on my head.
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this place is not right
we went over SE asia in geography 100 today. apparently, laos and cambodia are sh*tholes. you should, like travel all over that area. then come back and be like, "i've been in places you can only dream of" and act all arrogant.
always fun to ball out in a 3rd world country. everything is so ridiculously cheap. like food is worth less than 1.50, and i never know how much to tip cause it feels weird tipping what is worth .50 usd or so. anyways heard in laos they have this thing where you live in treehouses for a week, and zipline in between, and the purpose of it is to try and find some kind of monkey. might try it. and be douchey about it when i tell ppl of course.
i need to get in the habit of taking pics. only have one where i have an iguana on my head.
JFC. it's good to be stunner rite now.
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To pull a bar girl out will cost about 400 bhat for the bar fine= $10usd then all night asking price is $2000 bhat=$50 usd. She likes you and it is late you can get all night for $1000=$25 usd.
lmao!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
All night for $85 bucks/total? I dropped that on lap dances at the Outhouse.
however, in Bangkok....um,
The HIV is on the house.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb1sDNNLXbs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb1sDNNLXbs)
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this place is not right
we went over SE asia in geography 100 today. apparently, laos and cambodia are sh*tholes. you should, like travel all over that area. then come back and be like, "i've been in places you can only dream of" and act all arrogant.
always fun to ball out in a 3rd world country. everything is so ridiculously cheap. like food is worth less than 1.50, and i never know how much to tip cause it feels weird tipping what is worth .50 usd or so. anyways heard in laos they have this thing where you live in treehouses for a week, and zipline in between, and the purpose of it is to try and find some kind of monkey. might try it. and be douchey about it when i tell ppl of course.
i need to get in the habit of taking pics. only have one where i have an iguana on my head.
From what I hear, Argentina's standard of living is Western World quality on third world prices. And the women are effing gorgeous.
I gotta go sometime.
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From what I hear, Argentina's standard of living is Western World quality on third world prices. And the women are effing gorgeous.
I gotta go sometime.
pricey third world, not cheap third world.
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pics a roomie of mine took, got some more but pretty much the same. 4 stories, has an elevator too. just moved in finally. just outside phuket town, we were all in patong for about a week.
bar/whore scene is like what trim described. haven't been out in phuket town yet, but patong is where that whole scene is. very touristy area. on bangla road, it is a walking street w/ a ton of bars and clubs. not every one is a whore bar though. but to get a whore, just go to a bar, find one you like, play connect 4/dice game/jenga, pay a bar fine, neg price w/ whore, then go for boom boom. usually like 1k baht/30 usd. not every girl is a whore though, just about 95% of them. like during the day you see a girl, chances are she's getting down at night. it is probably not a good idea to find one on the street, a high chance it is a dude (and there are a ton of ladyboys). ladyboys are easy to spot for the most spot, kind of taller, skinny, implants are likely, and dress really provocatively. during our time in patong, only brought home 1 whore. said something that triggered her pouring her heart out and telling me her life story, she turned out to be like 30 years old w/ 3 kids. had a 57 yr old euro husband who beat her, knocked her the f out and kidnapped one of her kids, which was on cnn, internet, whatever. so pretty much forced into the sex trade. not really down w/ the whole thing though, so probably will not do again.
crazy stories? not sure if this is too crazy. rate so i know quality of stories i should tell. but all 3 hotel employees in patong got boom boom'd by 3 guys from the group, i was in that club of course. 31 yr old (score), but smoking bod. anyone under 35 looks about 20, it is pretty crazy. first night was cool, she really liked me for whatever reason and after going to the bars, found her asleep in a room by the lobby, woke her ass up and boom boom (well i actually passed out from being really wasted, but morning was fun). so next night our whole group went out w/ the hotel group, they had to leave early but she waited for me to get back, thought everything was cool. she had to work at like 6 in the morning, but when she woke up she starts demanding for money. i was just like ummm, wat? and tried explaining how wrong that was (she's an ex-whore). like i said i thought everything was cool, got along great, joked around like friends, etc. so she goes and takes money out of my wallet, i go steal her handbag, and then she steals my passport. we then sit there arguing like 5 year olds for the next 2 hrs. eventually she caved in, when she handed my stuff back, i tell her to gtfo, threw her bag out, and shut the door. she then texts me how sorry she is, that she still cares, etc. we are leaving for the house the same morning, which is 20 min from patong, and in the lobby checking out, i tell her that i'll talk to her about it, but instead we all just leave in the taxi, and she keeps texting about how she still wants it, and i just answer w/ how much baht. thought it was done, but her friend (also from the hotel) was hooking up w/ another dude and was coming to the house, and they wanted to know if i wanted the slut to come, so i just thought &@#% it and went w/ it.
hopefully will post more pics/better stories in future. :shy:
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nice digs.
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jenga sounds fun
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pffftttt, wut?
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pffftttt, wut?
:flush: :frown:
im gonna go ride the elevator a bit.
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pics of whore?
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pffftttt, wut?
:flush: :frown:
im gonna go ride the elevator a bit.
Instead post more pics and stories bro! :cheers:
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pics of whore?
qft
damn, it's going to be tough for me to top this thread. :dunno:
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pics of whore?
possible hotel club pic in future, did not take yet. one d00d leaving early in like a week, plus he banged the fatty and doesn't want to see her again. she actually invited herself over today, he wasn't there though so we just had her gtfo.
prob no good stories in future, phuket town is where real thai ppl live, no tourists really. ppl don't really speak english. no skanks too thank god (srsly). will go to bangkok in a few weeks, prob for chinese new year. should have better stuff then.
b*tches be crazy though. one dude who was in patong for 2 weeks, (who brought home a diff girl every single day), was talking to this deaf whore for a bit, when she saw the house her eyes lit up, thought she was living w/ us. then today he told her she had to leave, (not for good, just go home), and she goes nutso, threatens to call the cops (lol deaf ppl using phone) for him buying a prostitute (illegal here), but b/c no money was involved, nothing will happen.
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this place is not right
we went over SE asia in geography 100 today. apparently, laos and cambodia are sh*tholes. you should, like travel all over that area. then come back and be like, "i've been in places you can only dream of" and act all arrogant.
always fun to ball out in a 3rd world country. everything is so ridiculously cheap. like food is worth less than 1.50, and i never know how much to tip cause it feels weird tipping what is worth .50 usd or so. anyways heard in laos they have this thing where you live in treehouses for a week, and zipline in between, and the purpose of it is to try and find some kind of monkey. might try it. and be douchey about it when i tell ppl of course.
i need to get in the habit of taking pics. only have one where i have an iguana on my head.
From what I hear, Argentina's standard of living is Western World quality on third world prices. And the women are effing gorgeous.
I gotta go sometime.
QFT. My family and I shared a boat with an Argentine family while white water rafting in Colorado last summer. The Argentine mom was the biggest MILF ever. :love:
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just checked my camera, have pictures of whore, not hotel whore though. too slow to upload though cause i wanna get them all up. using neighbor's wifi until we get our own.
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just checked my camera, have pictures of whore, not hotel whore though. too slow to upload though cause i wanna get them all up. using neighbor's wifi until we get our own.
Prioritize, man! Get the whore pics up first. It's like horny triage.
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not every girl is a whore though, just about 95% of them.
lmao
:thumbsup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :eyeseeyou:
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not every girl is a whore though, just about 95% of them.
lmao
:thumbsup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :eyeseeyou:
That number would probably hold true in the US if being a whore was legal. :fiesta:
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this thread has done a 180, it is now terrific.
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not every girl is a whore though, just about 95% of them.
lmao
:thumbsup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :eyeseeyou:
yeah. there were a ton of those gems in his post.
:lol:
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We need updates, man.
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yeah. there were a ton of those gems in his post.
:lol:
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/8VnmP6honiU/default.jpg)
Baby back ribs? srry, just noticed. :dunno:
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so phuket town was pretty cool, no whores in bars. this one dude did take me and a friend down this one street on his motorbike, on each side are huge windows of each store and couches inside, and there are just a ton of thai girls waiting for someone to pick them. for like $8. they were whores for thai ppl, not really tourists. was pretty funny to see. but yea in phuket town it was like real thai ppl, so barely anyone spoke english. sucked cause we ran into a really hot girl, and to her friend i was just like english? no. chinese? no. taiwanese? no. f*ck. need to learn some thai. we did go to something called a coyote bar, which is a gogo bar (where girls dance on a stage, not a strip club though they just dance i guess), and apparently those girls are like neither legit, nor whore, a special breed in the middle. not sure exactly though, first time in one of those. but every girl in there was hot, and a white girl (in thailand the upper class is pale, lower islander type is darker), but it was super confusing what they wanted when they talk to you. dunno if they want your nuts, money, shots, deep conversations, whatever. will investigate further. def tougher to boom boom there though, hard to get pussy w/ only one elevator.
also i passed out on the motorbike trip home last night, riding on the back. 10 minute trip or so. made it back no problem. f*ck the heck?
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def tougher to boom boom there though, hard to get pussy w/ only one elevator.
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so phuket town was pretty cool, no whores in bars. this one dude did take me and a friend down this one street on his motorbike
maybe i'm stupid but 3 d00ds on a "motorbike"... is this not like 3 d00ds on a scooter???
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so phuket town was pretty cool, no whores in bars. this one dude did take me and a friend down this one street on his motorbike
maybe i'm stupid but 3 d00ds on a "motorbike"... is this not like 3 d00ds on a scooter???
If there's more than one male on a bike everyone that isn't operating the vehicle had better be carrying a gas can. Otherwise it's very :ku:
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phuket town isn't like patong, tough to find a taxi at 4 am. plus we are gay.
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Sounds like a pretty cool adventure so far
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pics of at least one of the skanks plz.
like, at this point,...it doesn't even have to be one that you or one of your friends banged....but preferrably. Could be decent ksufans.com avatar material.
oh and ... :cheers:
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This thread is making Michigancat's thread look like kono's cubs win thread. :blank:
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This thread is making Michigancat's thread look like kono's cubs win thread. :blank:
qft. I should just delete it now.
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(http://www.michiganmugs.com/images/April_08/Mac_Bridge_mug.jpg)
:eek:
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random pics of house i got
(http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/DSC00060.jpg?t=1232682958)
(http://s551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/?action-view¤t=DSC00062.jpg)
(http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/DSC00065.jpg?t=1232682963)
(http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/DSC00066.jpg?t=1232682964)
(http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/DSC00067.jpg?t=1232682979)
(http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/DSC00068.jpg?t=1232682984)
(http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/DSC00069.jpg?t=1232682986)
(http://s551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/?action-view¤t=DSC00070.jpg)
(http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/DSC00071.jpg?t=1232682988)
(http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/DSC00072.jpg?t=1232682990)
(http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/DSC00079.jpg?t=1232682999)
(http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/DSC00083.jpg?t=1232683005)
i need more pics of nightlife imo
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So did you and some bros just take a year long vacation to thailand or something? If so, :thumbsup:
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thank you stunner. this means, this means alot.
http://s551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/?action=view¤t=DSC00036.jpg
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Less:
(http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii447/choo_choo_87/DSC00065.jpg?t=1232682963)
More:
(http://clubelectricblue.com/gallery/albums/dancers-Pat/ClubElectricBlue-Agogo-Bar-Pattaya-dancers-003.jpg)
TIA
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WTF is with all of the house pics? michigancat could really make up some ground here.
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How many times have you riddent he elevator?
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(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p159/vincentek9/gifs/hotasianchick.gif)
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chinese new year tonight. uh oh.
have some good stories btw. not many pics of sl00ts yet, will work on tonight.
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chinese new year tonight. uh oh.
have some good stories btw. not many pics of sl00ts yet, will work on tonight.
stunz, it's the year of the OX. Use that hcnyiq info to your advantage!
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Stunz, are you a billionaire?
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Slut/ho pics. Chop, chop.
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Meh, sluts you can get anywhere. If stunner is thinking right he'll realize that you can buy test & D-bol OTC at every pharmacy over there and come back 50# heavier.
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Andrew Zimmerman is in Phuket! Tried any fish stomach sauce? The Z says that the sh*t is like Thailand's version of ketchup!
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Fish jerky. :dunno:
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Andrew Zimmerman is in Phuket! Tried any fish stomach sauce? The Z says that the sh*t is like Thailand's version of ketchup!
Saw that last night as well. :popcorn:
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You still alive after the Chinese New Years? How was it? (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex016.gif)
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some stories and drama:
about a week ago some guys meet this girl, seems nice, golf teacher, not a whore, etc. hung out w/ us a few times, we decide that nobody bangs her and that she is just a friend of the group. a day or two later, they go out to the bars, i'm sick so i stay home. i wake up in the middle of the night to one of my roommates, telling me that there is an orgy going on, and i hear super loud moaning in the background. she is getting gangbanged by 3 of my roomies.
the next day me and two other dudes go out to patong again, and i meet some chick at this club. so i'm about to take her home (half whore, pretty much ever decent looking girl has a day job and tries to get down at night, this one owns a shop), when she points at 2 of her friends, saying she doesn't know what to do w/ them. so i consult my friends, and one of them is down w/ the obvious, i talk w/ her and a possible 5-some is on, 3k baht total. we also find out on the way back that the two hot ones are sisters. score. however, we get back, and one of them is def not hittable. nasty elbows. also of course w/ two of them being sisters, they were not too down w/ the idea. plus the girl i was w/ did not like the other dude at all. so me and my friend decide to just go on our own ways, me w/ one of the sisters, and leave that other girl. it was like 5-6am at the time, i was completely hammered and about to die, she was tired, so me and her decide to just wait until the morning. so we wake up, and get ready, when my roommates knock on my door. apparently 5k baht (about 150 usd) is missing, and the girl peaced it. so our whores call her, and she claims she didn't take the money, so we call the cops. unfortunately nothing can really be done. they stay a bit for some reason, they want money ldo but we're still pretty cool w/ the sisters, and then our friend goes out and tells them to gtfo, so the head-whore/sister gets super pissed and start threatening him to never go to patong or else there will be some problems. they finally leave, we never paid cause they were more pissed about my friend.
chinese new year was meh. not what i expected, there were just dragons on the road or whatever. they have this sweet hammer game where u put a nail in this stump, and you get this thin blunt hammer and just go around a group and see who nails it in first, so we did that for a while. i found a skank early though who i would say is 35% whore, so nothing too exciting. no insane orgies as hoped.
i'm in love w/ this one whore though, will probably marry. smoking hot, perfect body, and braces ( :love: ). pics to follow? really, i'd feel kind of weird taking pics of the whores dancing on the tables or whatever, so maybe i'll just compile what i have later or something, since i don't have many.
any questions on phuket, food, life, bars, clubs, whores?
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:eek:
:lol:
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how is the poker
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wtf did sarahs dad do to her :confused:
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wtf did sarahs dad do to her :confused:
wha?
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:eek:
:lol:
:confused: :shy:
maybe i'll just quit updating this thread.
poker is dece.
who is sarah?
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This is a good thread stunner. Good updates. Is there weird food there? Like, that weird food guy show weird?
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:eek:
:lol:
:confused: :shy:
maybe i'll just quit updating this thread.
poker is dece.
who is sarah?
NO WAY! Best thing on 'fans.com right now. :notworthy:
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This is a good thread stunner. Good updates. Is there weird food there? Like, that weird food guy show weird?
yea, but i haven't been anywhere like that. we don't live downtown so i'm too lazy and just get street food every day. i'm also still too scared to try and drive a motorbike.
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Do they have a lot of scoots there? I always see like 1,000 scoots on every street when they show thailand on tv.
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Do they have a lot of scoots there? I always see like 1,000 scoots on every street when they show thailand on tv.
they are everywhere, and weave through cars w/o care. scary to even ride one, i think i mentioned earlier that i passed out one time riding home. roads are frightening here, lanes pretty much don't exist. we'll be in a taxi going up a windy road, one lane each way and cars will still pass each other.
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How did you come up with your scale for rating whorishnish?
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Wow, I'm so jealous, I think I hate you. NO, I love you man. You lucky bastard. Keep the updates comming and Pics we need Pics.
Oh, and have you been telling any :kstatriot: stories to the ppl over there?
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How did you come up with your scale for rating whorishnish?
jmo
100% - street whore, "freelancer", no job just a skanky whore
80% - bar girl, one u have to pay a bar fine for
60% - normal girl who works in bar, you still have to pay
40% - normal girl who works normal job then gets down at night on their own
20% - i dunno, weird number scale, can't figure out anything in between
0% - legit girl, probably speaks no english
i guess the chinese new year girl was more like 55%, braces girl was a bar girl but i would wait outside, she sneaked out so i didn't have to pay bar fine. prob 70% whore though, she was really nice and not whorish at all, just is really hot and probably makes a ton of money by thai standards, so of course she is going to work. i had to pay a little more than normal but she drove a decent car and doubled as a taxi so it was all good.
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Oh, and have you been telling any :kstatriot: stories to the ppl over there?
no need actually, they are already very emaw. :kstatriot:
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i remember when amie had braces. JFC that was hot.
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i remember when amie had braces. JFC that was hot.
sucks i didn't have the yellow fever back then.
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no questions? :curse:
could make this thread more interesting.
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can you ask ying-mang if "econometrics" is a difficult class? thx.
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What does it smell like there? Feel free to describe all different smelly places.
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Anyone got any STDs yet?
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no questions? :curse:
could make this thread more interesting.
what are the public toilets like? :flush:
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Anyone got any STDs yet?
curious about this as well. Is there a bad STD situation in thailand or is it under control?
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Anyone got any STDs yet?
curious about this as well. Is there a bad STD situation in thailand or is it under control?
solid follow-up question imo,h
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What does it smell like there? Feel free to describe all different smelly places.
depends, but doesn't smell as awful as you would think. some places you get hit in the face with something bunk though.
no questions? :curse:
could make this thread more interesting.
what are the public toilets like? :flush:
depends, but at the big bars and clubs they are amazing. you have to pay 5 baht, which is like 10 cents, but they are super clean. some places there are ppl who's job is to wipe everything in there, some places there are ppl that wait by the towel dispenser and rips off paper for you.
Anyone got any STDs yet?
curious about this as well. Is there a bad STD situation in thailand or is it under control?
everyone pulls out so it isn't a problem.
also if you come to thailand, assume the girl is crazy, then let them prove that they are not. actually f that don't give them a chance, they are just all crazy/clingy/bitchy/etc. but god they are so adorable.
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Excellent responses
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Anyone got any STDs yet?
curious about this as well. Is there a bad STD situation in thailand or is it under control?
everyone pulls out so it isn't a problem.
I'm glad to hear you guys are playing it safe.
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Anyone got any STDs yet?
curious about this as well. Is there a bad STD situation in thailand or is it under control?
everyone pulls out so it isn't a problem.
I'm glad to hear you guys are playing it safe.
That was the best response by far. This trip sounds amazing. :Driving:
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what would happen if someone accidentally got caught in the moment and ended up "plantin' it on the down stroke" and a girl got preggers?
do they have legit abortions there?
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what would happen if someone accidentally got caught in the moment and ended up "plantin' it on the down stroke" and a girl got preggers?
do they have legit abortions there?
From personal experience, there's no need for doctors. A coathanger and some patience/finesse are all that is needed.
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what would happen if someone accidentally got caught in the moment and ended up "plantin' it on the down stroke" and a girl got preggers?
do they have legit abortions there?
From personal experience, there's no need for doctors. A coathanger and some patience/finesse are all that is needed.
gotta be an old wire one. a good push down the stairs works too.
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Anyone got any STDs yet?
curious about this as well. Is there a bad STD situation in thailand or is it under control?
Have you read this thread, brew?
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IF anyone were to bareback any of these rotten asian skanks I have no sympathy. ...things change dramatically though when you are completely trashed and are trying to slip on the one finger glove of love.
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(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq66/yoga-like_abana/DSC00172-1.jpg)
stunner boned the one on the right. :users:
:swinglegs:
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will try update when i get back...
"one night in bangkok and the world's your oyster..."
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Thought you were probably in a Thai prison. Ya been kinda quiet, lately.
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will try to update soon w/ pics when i get back from bangkok. in the meantime, enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eodFU4b237s
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bangkok, my favorite part of the trip. there is just so much to do there, and there is no problem finding a place to party well into the morning. if any of you are thinking of going somewhere awesome on vacation, i recommend bangkok and phuket if you like the beach. i like bangkok a lot more than phuket though, mainly because the nightlife is so much better. i will try and explain all i know, maybe would spark some interest in some of you to travel there sometime. :thumbsup:
whore places:
i guess nana plaza, soi cowboy, and patpong. first night we were shown around nana, but it is just hard to watch so we left pretty early and never went back. just super dirty, ladyboys (katoey) everywhere, old german dudes (klaus) w/ 18 yr old whores, 15 year olds yelling out "i love you long time!", some whore saw me and my group of friends and said "4 guys, 1 girl...no problem", just super dirty sh*t. only walked down soi cowboy, and was barely in patpong.
normal and hiso clubs:
soooo much fun. went to quite a few, karafun (is also an after hours place), bed supper, narcicuss, route66, 808, and flix. mainly went to ones on sukhumvit. my favorite area was rca, which contains flix, 808, and route66, and is decently hiso, which is a term thrown around a lot and stands for high society. i guess ekamai is the most hiso, but it was far away from where we were at. in clubs, pretty much everyone gets bottle service. it runs about $50-$100 depending on the place, with jack being like $70ish. you get a table, they come make your drinks, and sometimes mixers are free. if you order drinks at the bar, you're kind of gay, unless it is the weekend and it gets super crowded to where there are no tables. also try and make sure they don't situate you somewhere out on the side, tell them you want a table where everyone is at and they'll usually arrange it. it is really gay in the corner, and it is a lot more fun where all the tables are at. its kind of cool cause everyone drinks to get wasted, i think it is a culture thing. i guess in south korea you are looked down on if you don't get completely hammered when given the opportunity. not necessarily the case here, but ppl still go all out. in these clubs, there is always a professional dj, and the music selection is very good.
karafun - very nice place, only went there the first night i was in bangkok. can order hookahs too. not sure how often they open after-hours, but i guess this is one of the few after-hour club that isn't filled with whores. do not remember much else.
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2219/176/17/1190100143/n1190100143_30397601_5571.jpg)
bed supper - probably the coolest looking building. super nice inside, very modern. crowd is a little weird though, it is more of a hip-hop crowd, and a lot of hiso whores. we were meeting some ppl there so we kind of just sat in the corner and chilled, would like to explore more next time. also is the most expensive place we went to. apparently q-bar, which is located close to it is similar, but never went there.
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2219/176/17/1190100143/n1190100143_30397620_582.jpg)
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narcicuss - crazy house club. looks like it is some alien spaceship inside. also has professional dancers dressed all metallic dancing around. girl i was meeting there and her friends took x, and i was kind of weirded out so i left there early w/o saying and went elsewhere.
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2586/176/17/1190100143/n1190100143_30405390_1569703.jpg)
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clubs on rca - route66, 808, and flix/slim are all on one street, and it is quite hiso. girls at these places are super-hot, but like most are w/ thai boyfriends or at tables w/ a few thai dudes, so kind of hard to approach. plus their english is a little worse than "other" places. however that should not be your main reason to go, it is a lot of fun, and my favorite places to go. if thats your main priority go to a whore area or something. if i go back to bangkok in june for a month, i plan on hitting up rca like every other night. i barely snapped random club pics at these places cause i felt like too big of a tourist. the inside of route66 is pretty nice, there is like a main area w/ tables and a pro dj in front, couches on the side (avoid), and there is a hall-way that for some reason is extremely formal-looking. outside, there are a lot of tables and is a pretty nice area to have a smoke break or whatever. even when completely packed inside, it is still kind of chill though in comparison. 808 is set up similarly. only went there one night to watch benny benassi, which was absolutely sick. first time i've been to something like that. don't have much else to say about 808, that was the beginning of a long night for me. flix/slim is a little different than the others. the club is split into two huge rooms, one that plays only hip-hop, and the other that plays only house/techno/trance/whatever. pretty crazy because you can walk 10 feet in between, and the other side will completely drown out the other. easily my favorite place, especially the hip-hop side, since it is always packed and everyone is always going nuts. the other side is cool but like they don't play the main-stream club sh*t.
benassi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRKxXRbmeYE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uDiW1eUXlI
(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2586/176/17/1190100143/n1190100143_30405424_3061308.jpg)
quite a few pics of rca on google if interested.
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meh, tired of typing all of that out. will later post about stuff like after-hour clubs, ladyboys, how to own bar girls, stories, and maybe some other sh*t on how to not be a thailand n00b.
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http://www.bkkguru.com/images/flix-rca-bangkok/flix-rca-bar.jpg
http://www.vipbangkok.com/flix-slim.html
lots of pictures of flix
http://www.vipbangkok.com/route-66.html
pics of route66, which must have changed or something because it looks a lot different than what i remembered.
http://www.vipbangkok.com/q-bar-bangkok.html
why did i not go to q-bar, fml
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BUMP
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BUMP
:frown:
f u guys. enjoy f-ing kansas. :lol: :lol: :lol:
i'm coming back and enjoying bkk in june. :nahnah:
srsly, michigan? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Good thread stunz
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you should, like travel all over that area. then come back and be like, "i've been in places you can only dream of" and act all arrogant.
:thumbsup:
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you should, like travel all over that area. then come back and be like, "i've been in places you can only dream of" and act all arrogant.
:thumbsup:
meh whatev. i'm prob enjoying it so much cause i'm like, "at home" being surrounded by my people.
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meh whatev. i'm prob enjoying it so much cause i'm like, "at home" being surrounded by my people.
disagree w/the "my people" comment.
i always thought "my people" referred to fellow 1st generation'ers.
the true foreigners always look down on you.
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meh whatev. i'm prob enjoying it so much cause i'm like, "at home" being surrounded by my people.
disagree w/the "my people" comment.
i always thought "my people" referred to fellow 1st generation'ers.
the true foreigners always look down on you.
probably true. a lot of ppl thought me and my buddy were gay, because they thought i was from thailand, so they assumed me and the white dude were a gay couple. when in reality were the only ones who go out every night. also i feel maybe they view foreigners diff than other asian countries, b/c of the whole reputation thailand gets for the dirtier parts. whatev. apparently if i go to my home country (taiwan) i would totally own. i guess i'll see in a year or so cause i plan on living there for an extended period after college.
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meh whatev. i'm prob enjoying it so much cause i'm like, "at home" being surrounded by my people.
disagree w/the "my people" comment.
i always thought "my people" referred to fellow 1st generation'ers.
the true foreigners always look down on you.
probably true. a lot of ppl thought me and my buddy were gay, because they thought i was from thailand, so they assumed me and the white dude were a gay couple.
clothing choice probably isn't helping you.
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meh whatev. i'm prob enjoying it so much cause i'm like, "at home" being surrounded by my people.
disagree w/the "my people" comment.
i always thought "my people" referred to fellow 1st generation'ers.
the true foreigners always look down on you.
probably true. a lot of ppl thought me and my buddy were gay, because they thought i was from thailand, so they assumed me and the white dude were a gay couple.
clothing choice probably isn't helping you.
prob so. i hate every thai dude, maybe i should just accept their style. long hair, tight jeans, i dunno. kind of gay. i just hate them all. i wore a backwards frat-hat to try and differentiate myself from those homos. the girls though, are so hot.
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i hate every thai dude, maybe i should just accept their style. long hair, tight jeans, i dunno.
they are unbeatable. face it. you have to do it man. it's unreal how hard they work @ that stuff. it's almost like you have no chance. :frown:
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i hate every thai dude, maybe i should just accept their style. long hair, tight jeans, i dunno.
they are unbeatable. face it. you have to do it man. it's unreal how hard they work @ that stuff. it's almost like you have no chance. :frown:
i know. walking through the malls in bangkok, those type of guys always had the hottest girls. and i mean smoking hot. not sure if i can pull it off though. plus being w/ a white friend i might seem gay. but god they are good. i'm going to have to figure something out before i go back in june. need to find an edge.
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picture! f thai dudes. made it into a club photo. should be a brag right?
(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2595/178/2/1611547688/n1611547688_60336_3974374.jpg)
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picture! f thai dudes. made it into a club photo. should be a brag right?
(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2595/178/2/1611547688/n1611547688_60336_3974374.jpg)
all mismatching whites I really don't think you can compete w/ them.
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grats stunz. Pretty elite.
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i know. walking through the malls in bangkok, those type of guys always had the hottest girls. and i mean smoking hot. not sure if i can pull it off though. plus being w/ a white friend i might seem gay. but god they are good. i'm going to have to figure something out before i go back in june. need to find an edge.
i know. unbeatable. it's like the saudi kids @ ksu. they work out all the time, shop elitely, have amazing hair....you just sit back in awe. sometimes parts of their hair will have a different color than other parts. :eek: it's nuts. they like, wear sunglasses n stuff. it's crazy. you become numb to it all.
you try to go to the rec, but they just drive your ass out of there. you try to say you can kick their asses @ tennis, but that does little.
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i know. walking through the malls in bangkok, those type of guys always had the hottest girls. and i mean smoking hot. not sure if i can pull it off though. plus being w/ a white friend i might seem gay. but god they are good. i'm going to have to figure something out before i go back in june. need to find an edge.
i know. unbeatable. it's like the saudi kids @ ksu. they work out all the time, shop elitely, have amazing hair....you just sit back in awe. sometimes parts of their hair will have a different color than other parts. :eek: it's nuts. they like, wear sunglasses n stuff. it's crazy. you become numb to it all.
you try to go to the rec, but they just drive your ass out of there. you just to say you can kick their asses @ tennis, but that does little.
seriously. the elite part of our races are so frustrating to try and keep up with. :frown:
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I am learning a lot in this thread.
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i know. walking through the malls in bangkok, those type of guys always had the hottest girls. and i mean smoking hot. not sure if i can pull it off though. plus being w/ a white friend i might seem gay. but god they are good. i'm going to have to figure something out before i go back in june. need to find an edge.
i know. unbeatable. it's like the saudi kids @ ksu. they work out all the time, shop elitely, have amazing hair....you just sit back in awe. sometimes parts of their hair will have a different color than other parts. :eek: it's nuts. they like, wear sunglasses n stuff. it's crazy. you become numb to it all.
you try to go to the rec, but they just drive your ass out of there. you try to say you can kick their asses @ tennis, but that does little.
be careful about what you say about the saudi's they might cut your head off. :ohno:
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what's the general consensus about white people over there. is it "omg, i wanna get wit that white guy, white people are the hots" or "lol, look at that white bozo the clown, let's get outta here before he tries to talk to us." :ohno:
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"lol, look at that white bozo the clown, let's get outta here before he tries to talk to us."
has to be this one imo. has to be.
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"lol, look at that white bozo the clown, let's get outta here before he tries to talk to us."
has to be this one imo. has to be.
that's kinda my assumption as well but dunno.
my guess is that to be a white person over there would be very similar to being an asian w/ socks and sandals living in jardine over here. dunno though just my guess/hunch.
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i think kinda meh since there are already a bunch of whites here anyways, although at rca whites still kind of look out of place. in other asian countries whites would be like rock stars. at least for the legit uni girls. whores love white ppl cause they have money though obviously. and if you're not down with them, there's always ladyboys, since they love everyone.
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I really hoped you double-gloved during your sexcapades. ;)
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i know. walking through the malls in bangkok, those type of guys always had the hottest girls. and i mean smoking hot. not sure if i can pull it off though. plus being w/ a white friend i might seem gay. but god they are good. i'm going to have to figure something out before i go back in june. need to find an edge.
i know. unbeatable. it's like the saudi kids @ ksu. they work out all the time, shop elitely, have amazing hair....you just sit back in awe. sometimes parts of their hair will have a different color than other parts. :eek: it's nuts. they like, wear sunglasses n stuff. it's crazy. you become numb to it all.
you try to go to the rec, but they just drive your ass out of there. you try to say you can kick their asses @ tennis, but that does little.
Got invited to this today: http://www.unl.edu/e-news/submissions/saudi.html :ohno:
immediately remembered this thread and responded with a "maybe will attend" because knowing what I know now I will get run out of there in no time :ohno: :runaway:
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I don't wanna sound like a queer or nuthin', but......these Thai women just don't do much for me. I need blondes.
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stunz some peeps including BFF 8-) members wanted me to say hello.
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Ben Folds Five?
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Ben Folds Five?
gmafb
more like the most exclusive group of people ever.
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BUMP
:frown:
f u guys. enjoy f-ing kansas. :lol: :lol: :lol:
i'm coming back and enjoying bkk in june. :nahnah:
srsly, michigan? :lol: :lol: :lol:
hey! I was bumping this thread because it was getting ignored and was rad! Jerk!
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i know. walking through the malls in bangkok, those type of guys always had the hottest girls. and i mean smoking hot. not sure if i can pull it off though. plus being w/ a white friend i might seem gay. but god they are good. i'm going to have to figure something out before i go back in june. need to find an edge.
i know. unbeatable. it's like the saudi kids @ ksu. they work out all the time, shop elitely, have amazing hair....you just sit back in awe. sometimes parts of their hair will have a different color than other parts. :eek: it's nuts. they like, wear sunglasses n stuff. it's crazy. you become numb to it all.
you try to go to the rec, but they just drive your ass out of there. you try to say you can kick their asses @ tennis, but that does little.
Got invited to this today: http://www.unl.edu/e-news/submissions/saudi.html :ohno:
immediately remembered this thread and responded with a "maybe will attend" because knowing what I know now I will get run out of there in no time :ohno: :runaway:
go dude! say you know an arab (me) and say mean stuff about me that will make them laugh (but don't tell me what you said! and don't actually mean it!)
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i know. walking through the malls in bangkok, those type of guys always had the hottest girls. and i mean smoking hot. not sure if i can pull it off though. plus being w/ a white friend i might seem gay. but god they are good. i'm going to have to figure something out before i go back in june. need to find an edge.
i know. unbeatable. it's like the saudi kids @ ksu. they work out all the time, shop elitely, have amazing hair....you just sit back in awe. sometimes parts of their hair will have a different color than other parts. :eek: it's nuts. they like, wear sunglasses n stuff. it's crazy. you become numb to it all.
you try to go to the rec, but they just drive your ass out of there. you try to say you can kick their asses @ tennis, but that does little.
Got invited to this today: http://www.unl.edu/e-news/submissions/saudi.html :ohno:
immediately remembered this thread and responded with a "maybe will attend" because knowing what I know now I will get run out of there in no time :ohno: :runaway:
go dude! say you know an arab (me) and say mean stuff about me that will make them laugh (but don't tell me what you said! and don't actually mean it!)
Got it. Will go then. Pretty excited. Honestly, mrs. dave kinda tells me what I can and can't do at these kinds of things so I get very little leeway. Will have to make my moments count.
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I don't wanna sound like a queer or nuthin', but......these Thai women just don't do much for me. I need blondes.
you just need to catch the fever.
stunz some peeps including BFF 8-) members wanted me to say hello.
omg bff 4 lyfe! tell them hi back. and we should have a reunion.
BUMP
:frown:
f u guys. enjoy f-ing kansas. :lol: :lol: :lol:
i'm coming back and enjoying bkk in june. :nahnah:
srsly, michigan? :lol: :lol: :lol:
hey! I was bumping this thread because it was getting ignored and was rad! Jerk!
i have stories coming up, kind of compiling them as i remember, hope they are decent. go shiver or something. :lol:
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Ben Folds Five?
gmafb
more like the most exclusive group of people ever.
I don't get it.
:dunno:
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Ben Folds Five?
gmafb
more like the most exclusive group of people ever.
I don't get it.
:dunno:
ever heard of the skulls? kinda like that but only more elite and harder to get into.
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amazing race was live from "phuket" yesterday.
couldn't help but think of old "ksuno1stunner" during the epi! :P
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amazing race was live from "phuket" yesterday.
couldn't help but think of old "ksuno1stunner" during the epi! :P
He's the first thing I thought of when they read the card
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amazing race was live from "phuket" yesterday.
couldn't help but think of old "ksuno1stunner" during the epi! :P
He's the first thing I thought of when they read the card
yep, wanted to say "hey i know someone on a message board i post on that is now living in phuket" really bad, but knew it wouldn't go over well w/my fraternity bros.
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w/my fraternity bros.
:Driving:
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what was it about and where did they go?
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what was it about and where did they go?
:lol:
seriously? w/all due respect, the places they went to during"the amazing race" were far too interesting/culturally diverse for you to relate with (by the descriptions of where you've been in phuket)
it's a lost cause to even give you a few hints. now, get outta here! :rofl:
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:mad:
i went to the beach the last two days.
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:mad:
i went to the beach the last two days.
Then you went the wrong direction.
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:mad:
i went to the beach the last two days.
Then you went the wrong direction.
:lol:
stunner and random white guy.......you are the last team to arrive.
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ksuno1stunner
Premium Member
Cub
Think of all the whores you could have gotten with if you would have used these 5 dollars.
Also mad or excited to be coming back to 'tan?
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ksuno1stunner
Premium Member
Cub
Think of all the whores you could have gotten with if you would have used these 5 dollars.
Also mad or excited to be coming back to 'tan?
other than hot massage girl, absolutely none, since i'm like not willing to pay in phuket :-[
kind of sad to go back to manhattan. i love asia, it is like home. will almost definitely go back to thailand and prob taiwan in june for a month and a half. excited to see you though! and own you at bowling.
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f*ck...not going to lie i'm now super depressed at going back home. leaving like tomorrow, but 2 am. kind of just hit me now. i dunno i might have to live overseas in asia for a more extended period soon.
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f*ck...not going to lie i'm now super depressed at going back home. leaving like tomorrow, but 2 am. kind of just hit me now. i dunno i might have to live overseas in asia for a more extended period soon.
:frown:
Yeah, with no longer than you were there it really doesn't even make the airfare worth it.
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f*ck...not going to lie i'm now super depressed at going back home. leaving like tomorrow, but 2 am. kind of just hit me now. i dunno i might have to live overseas in asia for a more extended period soon.
:frown:
this is exactly why you should never leave manhattan. there may be better things out there, but if you just avoid then, you'll never become attached.
mhk, all the way!
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f*ck...not going to lie i'm now super depressed at going back home. leaving like tomorrow, but 2 am. kind of just hit me now. i dunno i might have to live overseas in asia for a more extended period soon.
:frown:
this is exactly why you should never leave manhattan. there may be better things out there, but if you just avoid then, you'll never become attached.
mhk, all the way!
lol
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w/my fraternity bros.
:Driving:
EMAW Beta Phi?
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ot: anyone randomly know a thai person in mhk that can help teach me thai?
aroy thai restaurant was no help.
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parents did talk thai when young?
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ot: anyone randomly know a thai person in mhk that can help teach me thai?
aroy thai restaurant was no help.
I don't. But, I have thought of trying this:
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3239592/Rosetta_Stone_Thai_Level_1
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thai no talk, can speak taiwanese, understand some chinese. u speak iraq?
sd, i'm trying out pimsleur, seems awesome so far as a foundation to learning how to speak a diff language, if it works out i might try it for other languages. but like, i need to actually practice talking to someone.
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but like, i need to actually practice talking to someone.
Yeah, I figured that would be the best way to go about it.
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but like, i need to actually practice talking to someone.
Yeah, I figured that would be the best way to go about it.
i should have just fell in love w/ a whore and brought her back.
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pics from beach
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missing it there?
let me show you a place that has been missing you lately (http://www.kshs.org/cool/graphics/ahearnlg.jpg)
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^You are the best.
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missing it there?
let me show you a place that has been missing you lately
yea hopefully i go bangkok soon. maybe for long time.
and yea i lazy. :(
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http://kansasstate.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=419&tid=122927684&mid=122927684&sid=889&style=2
heh. i'll try and have fun w/ this.
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stuns, i'am watching "fast and furios tokyo drift" on tntHD right now. is the culture in thailand similar to this movie?
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stuns, i'am watching "fast and furios tokyo drift" on tntHD right now. is the culture in thailand similar to this movie?
yes
just thought i would copy/paste from diff forum random stories from the group i was with. some were before i got there, and i missed out on the more degenerate times, especially since we had to live in the sketch area before we found a place. if u know me irl don't judge me. :frown:
Okay, I haven't read the thread yet but I can give a couple of short hooker stories.
I hooked up with a girl who had some friends(WIFE), and shipitfma and I were going to meet up with them. I told him her friend liked him and that is was almost certain he could ship her for free that night. Since he wanted a whore, I told him I would find him one if her friend didnt put out as planned. All of us went to Changs to play pool for a while, and Shipitfma / Joel just sat there kind of tired, and looking like he had just taken tranquilizers. Eventually, both of our girls wanted to leave and the chance was gone.
Around 7 am, slightly drunk, we both left the pool hall without any girls. I told him I would get a girl, so the hunt began. We had an idea, since no street whores were to be found we simply asked scooter taxis to take us to find whores, and they did.
They drove us around for a while, and after a few minutes of whorelessness, Joel said something to the taxi driver, and he pulled over. The taxi driver then pulled out a small container of coke, and put a line on his hand, and Joel took the line. I had a line shoved in my face, so I obliged as well. So after we do the coke, our search for street whores continues.
They quickly take us to a shady massage place which is setting up to open, and within five minutes the girls are driving with us back to the hotel. Joel gets a decent looking girl, and there is a very plain, average looking girl who gets on with me. We get back to the hotel, I play connect-4 for a few hours with mine, and Joel goes up to the room to boom-boom, while I wait.
I basically just pay the girl around $5 US to get a taxi back after pwning her at connect four, and go to sleep. The next day I hear that the girl Joel took up to the room was a complete psycho, and she had been crying hysterically, making phone calls, and then putting him in a body lock, and in a completely serious tone while crying kept saying "im sorry". Eventually, she got kicked out, but had to be a scary experience given that she saw coke.
Apparently after she left, Joel walked in Erics hotel room, woke him up, and asked him to do a line off of his chest.
Cliffnotes:
ShipitFMA + Coke + Psycho Whores
precursor, i only paid for sex twice in thailand, and it was the 1st and 2nd day i was there...so the second day me and joel go to a bar and pick up girl from the top pic up there and another one. We go play pool for a couple hours and i go home with her. We go home and sexy time, and i wake up around noon with her cuddling with me (lol you are a whore wat are you doing). she starts kissing me and telling me bull**** like she likes me wants to see me again etc etc. Now after being in thailand for even a couple weeks you realize they are just fos and want gold.
next night i get drunk with friends and go back to her bar at ~2am. She tells me that she gets off at 4am and will meet me at my hotel, but doesnt want me to have to pay her barfine (if you take a girl home from work you pay a small amount to the owner) She tells me she doesnt want gold to come home with me but that she is late on her rent and needs help. obv seems like a con but when i find out she is asking for ~13$ i laugh and say ya sure ill be glad to help. Prolly should have been suspicious when she told me that she would cut me with a beer bottle if i didnt help her, but she laughed afterwards i was drunk so whatever (i have a propensity for crazy women anyways) So i go get more drunk with friends and end up passing out at my hotel and not answering my phone when she calls like 7 times.
Next night i meet up with 2+2er deepmindz and may (gangbang girl) and her friend oh that is visiting for a few days. Oh's english is laughable, she knows like 10 words tops and doesnt understand me at all, whilst she is about a 6 she is also pretty sexy, and it was pretty obv that she was into me...so we start getting drunk, then decide to go to the beer bars and play some connect 4 (these are whore bars) I try to walk around the one where the girl from last night works (jany). I get a text from jany saying "you butterfly you find new lady and ignore me with like a sad face or something...I just ignore it and go home with oh, who btw gave the best blowjob that is humanly possible*.
ok well around 4am joel comes in and does a line of coke off my chest but not really necessary to the story....around 7am i hear a pounding on the door to my room, and this girl yelling all this jibberish in thai, i flip ****, and oh looks at me with big eyes, so i guess this girl i saying some ****ed up ****. I look at my phone and see like 8 missed calls from her and some texts just in thai. I show oh and she gives me a look that clearly means this bitch is crazy.
Kat, the girl i was with most of the time i was in thailand worked at this hotel...we were friendly before as we would hang out and play connect4 or just drink or whatever, so she had my digits...she called me to tell me "crazy girl at your door, what you want do". I told her to get rid of her, and she abliged.
so whatever, i walk oh to a taxi, tell her i want to see her again but she doesnt know english so she gives me a blank stare, i realize im unlikely to get blown by such an expert again and decide to get lunch. Over the course of the next two days i get like 70 calls from jany and infinite texts, she shows up at my room the next two days at 7am yelling crazy **** again...and im semi legitametely scared for my life. I mean we are in thailand, this girl could easily get some friends and fk me up.
around this time i take out kat, obv avoiding anywhere near where jany works, and luckily we moved about 30km away to our house the next day. so i dont die....whether the girl was just a crazed drug user, liked me alot, mad about the 13 bones i didnt give her, or just trying to con me (worst con ever) i was fkin glad to move away where she didnt know i was. lifes good.
*best blowjob ever: (warning graphic but necessary imo)
so i walk into my room with oh, she instantly pins me to the wall and starts making out with me, we go to the bed and she gets on top, we start fooling around and the is kissing my chest. She pulls down my pants and starts kissing my thighs/hips, then starts to blow me. Im thinking to myself at this time that this is a fking good bj, this girl really knows what she is doing. then she throws me for a loop, as she continues to lick my cawk, she puts my balls in her mouth, and proceeds to lick my taint/ass, whilst jerking me off....it was one of those "aha" moments like when you started 3betting light in position or realized 5 buyins wasnt a good enough br...the funniest part, as im caming all over the place, i have about 1 minute before shipitfma comes barging into my room and without explaining anything does a line off my chest.
his second night in thailand and klinks first i get them both really really wasted and we go to an after hours joint that has more ladyboys than the non after hours joints in phuket.
I walk in and immediately see lots of ladyboys (it can be hard for people to regognise them given that its dark as fk in there and like the type of strobe lights you'd see at a rave). anyway, as the 3 of us are walking to the bar elic gets grabbed and we just shrugg and keep going knowing hes not far behind.
5 mins later me and klink go outside and see elic has been making out with a ladyboy for a good 5 minutes but we just laugh and think it'll make a good story and being able to take the piss out of him for it for the next 6 weeks is totally worth it.
a few minutes later he walks out with a ladyboy who's dragging him to go home with her (they'll get pretty forceful). Obviously this has gone on far enough, so i say "dude.........that's a dude". he looks disgusted, walks over the ladyboy follows but he's too drunk to speak to her/tell him no, so i just have to say "my friend....he too drunk....he no want....goodnight"
okay details may be hazy since I was incredibly drunk but:
On a night out in Patong, me and Hanley Ramirez (Lucas) seperated from the p-town group to go get Thai Massages. We had both drank around 1/4 bottle of Jack Daniels, a 3(?) litre of beer, and several shots of tequila/several beers extra each (standard). We were drunk.
I didn't have any cash, so I said I am just going to go home, but Lucas offered me a free massage! Ship.
After our massages (which are awesome, and around $5-$6 USD/hr), we decided to go home to our motorbikes. We both parked around different areas on the same street, so we parted ways. Or so I thought.
I stumbled around still very drunk trying to find my motorbike, and asked some Thai dudes if they knew where my bike was, and they laughed at me. I had never seen them before, so probably not worth asking.
I end up walk-walk-walking around looking for the motorbike, and eventually get hungry and thirsty. I go by Soi Bangla for the 7/11 and ATM. On my way to that big red ATM I get man-handled by a ladyboy, who wants me to go to her/his room to boom-boom. I decline and continue wakling to the ATM(some of them are very pushy, and aggressive)After arriving at the ATM, I fumble around for my wallet, and start to retrieve cash.
Debit card in ---> Withdrawll --> options 500 - 20,000 baht, ---> WTF--->
All of a sudden I get pushed to the side, and the $20,000 baht (around $600 USD) gets pressed!! The same ladyboy who had tried to ship me earlier is now robbing me!
In my drunken, surprised state, I think of doing nothing more than just grabbing my money and stuffing it in my pocket. The money survives quite a hard tug-of-war match, and I end up getting the money, and put it in my pocket. I have my wallet in my other hand, I suppose I forgot about it or something. The ladyboy grabs my wallet, (empty, bitch, suck that), and ends up taking out my ID for some reason. she tries to take my credit card, which initiates another tug of war, and I retrieve my card. This time, I had to push on her a little bit to retrieve the card (its harder to grab an debit card than a wad of cash).
After a few seconds, a random taxi driver comes out of nowhere, and socks the lady boy down to the ground, and I grab my card. The ladyboys phone flies to the ground from her pocket (I guess), and I grab that. The motorbike taxi grabs her hair, slams her into the ground, and mutters something very hateful in Thai. I tell the taxi she tried to steal from me, which he knew already, and then I tell him to get out of here. The ladyboy gets up, and starts calling someone, presumably the police.
I just want to GTFO, so I toss her her phone (dumb..), and tell the taxi to take me away. My bike is still on this street, but I don't know where. The taxi takes me down the road a bit, and I pay him 1000 baht (around $28 usd, a huuge amount, good tip for the lady-boy beat-down).
Eventually, I stumble around more, find my bike (right by the Thai dudes I had asked earlier, and they laughed at me again, f-ers). I start the bike, and go home.
After this whole debacle, I get home, and Lucas is still not home. I wondered wtf happened to him... and around 20 minutes later he gets home, still drunk.
He tells us he got pulled over on the way back home by a police officer, and he got a breathalyzer, which said he was way above the limit, and he had to go to "the monkey house". The officer whispered in Lucas' ear it is either a month in jail, or he can pay 10,000 baht (~$280 USD) and leave right now. Lucas obviously paid, and went home.
same dude w/ dui, we were going back from a night out, riding in a tuk tuk (open air taxi thing, combo between a truck and a motorbike), and he still has a glass from a club we were at. he decides to toss it out, while riding, it shatters really loud, and the driver gets pissed and threatens to take him to the police station. -1000 baht. he also missed like 10 flights, and overstayed his visa by 25 days which meant he had to pay 500 usd. lol.
So I'm out with ksuno1tunner one night and we're walking down one of then Soi's deciding which beer bar to drink at and play hammer game (you just gotta hammer the nail into the wood using the really small side of the hammer).
I see a cute girl at one and we go with it, i go to take a piss and come back to find him chatting to her and within like 10 mins they're ready to leave. (not cool on my part) He pays her barfine (money to get her off work etc...like 10usd).
Pretty soon the 3 of us are heading back to the house. Ted goes upstairs with her when we get home to bed and we don't see him till the next day. When he's getting her a taxi im sitting downstairs with him and ask how was but he kinda just looks at me. Im like uhhhh, wtf you didn't F her?....This leaves with with the most epic reply ever after someone has just spend the night with a whore
"Dude, I think shes a virgin"
So he's paid her money to bring her home and cuddle with her, leaving him thinking shes a virgin and him scoring the name Richard Gere from then on out (admittedly i scored that name first and czgory ended with it, but shrug)
Needless to say he copped a lot of **** for his naivety but due to extensive coaching clued up
pretty sure she said something like "this first time" or something, and i misinterpreted it. she also said she work at bar 3 weeks only, obv this is bs, and obv i believed it at the time. i was also really really drunk and couldn't get up, which was like 100% why nothing happened. girl ended up trying to make her sugar daddy, never had to pay again, just kind of used her i guess.
my motorbike crash;
the first 2 months, i never drove a motorbike. the roads were intimidating, and i am kind of a pussy. i would just always ride on the back, and eventually got the nickname "backpack". one night the ssnl house and a few other 2p2ers went out to phuket town (non-touristy area), and we were all outside of this club, getting ready to head somewhere else. i was sitting on the back of joel's bike, and he had to go take a piss real fast. he tells me to sit up front, but i drunkenly insist that i can balance on the back. i eventually listen, and sit up front. the feeling of having control over the motorbike was empowering though, and i decide to take the bike for a spin. unfortunately i didn't realize the throttle should not be turned all the way while starting the bike, and the instant it started, i zoomed off. because i hadn't really driven a bike, i panic, and for whatever reason kept the throttle down all the way, i didn't even think to use the brakes. my joyride didn't last long though, as there was a side-cart about 20 yards away, which i nail (still gunning the bike too). i was in so much shock that i didn't even try to steer away from it. i also do this in front of a bunch of random thai people chilling outside, so i looked like a complete idiot haha. luckily i escaped w/ only a few scratches, and there wasn't really any damage to the side-cart. however, there was some damage though to our bikes. on the way to our next destination, the front tire pops, and not long later, one of vadim's wheels go out, probably from the side cart hitting his bike. thankfully i did end up learning how to drive, and avoided any other accident the rest of the trip.
not from my group, but epic story imo.
My crash was pretty epic, but no one else has anything to add to my story and I was kinda blacked out so it's pretty hard to remember all the details. Basically the night started out in Hooker Row in Kata Beach, and I was getting pretty bored of ****ing around with those hookers at their individual ****ty bars because it was pretty much the same dumb **** connect 4 and JACKPOT! So I was drunk as **** and decided I would go to a better HOOKER club called safari which is a 25 minute ride on dangerous roads through a few jungles. At this point I was probably 20-25 shots drinks deep, and decide that taking a taxi will be 2 hard to find because really it is pretty hard to find a taxi in Phuket at these hours. So I ask all my friends if they want to ride on the back on my bike with me and obviously they all have more common sense and they all decline. They all try to stop me but I basically say **** you and continue. I see my buddy Alec (screech on 2+2) at the entrance of Hooker Row. He is drunk as **** and has many injuries at the time from a similar motorbike accident as I am about to get into, but I don’t care and ask him if he wants to join. He accepts and right as we are about to get to my bike he falls straight on his face onto the pavement, and has blood coming out of everywhere. I just stand there laughing at him pretty hard. I tell him to **** himself, and I get some thai hooker to take care of him and bring him home.
I then proceed to try to go to Safari on my ****ty motorbike. I am doing fine at first going like 60km/h but then I start to get bored with this speed, and try to see if I can max my bike out. I get up to about 100 km/h and realize how great I am doing, and how fun this is going this fast. I get to the main stretch of Kata and Karon? Beach where you turn onto the main road that gets you to Safari, which is like a suicide circle that you have to take a right on. Going straight will take you right onto a beach. I know the directions to Safari, but I am too drunk and it's too dark that I don't notice that I have too turn and go right into the beach at 100 km/hr. My bike flips and I land on my shoulder and my hip, and blackout for a few seconds. I notice blood pouring out of my leg all over the place, but realize I was pretty fortunate to land on the sand and not pavement somewhere else. I contemplate just laying on the beach tonight and sleeping and then dealing with my injuries and ****ed up bike in the morning. As I'm thinking I hear these lady boys coming over towards me, and I decide I must get the **** out of there. If you haven't been to Thailand, Ladyboys are pretty much the worst people ever they are loud, mean, and will try to steal from you. I decide to escape the ladyboys and drive away as fast as possible. I am so disoriented at this point that I just start driving in which direction I think the club safari is. I think to myself “**** it I'm a trooper I probably have a broken ankle, shoulder, and hip but I have to make it to this club.”
I drive for about 30 minutes, and realize I probably should of been there by now, but I am now in a town that I have never seen before. I have no clue what to do at this point, and realize I need to stop and get some help as there is blood pouring out of multiple parts of my leg. I get to this restaurant and see people outside so I decide I will stop there and they will probably help me. The people turn out to be really nice. It was two thai men, and a thai women. They cleaned up all my cuts and patched me up pretty well. Thai people are so nice that the lady suggested that I sleep in her room for the night because I was too drunk. The room was right above the restaurant that she owned. I drunkenly oblige and she lets me sleep in her bed while she closes her restaurant down. I pass out and she wakes me up and I don’t remember the exact details, but we go at it and I **** the **** out of her. I didn’t really want to stay after that and decide that I am sober enough now that I can drive home now. She doesn’t want me to go but I basically say thanks for the help I’m out. I get on my bike and realize I am still drunk as ****, but decide I can do it because I drive my car drunker all the time and this is only a silly motorbike. I drive for a while and I see that I’m coming up to the bar/hooker part of this town. I decide that I want to drink a little bit more and that I’ll stop and ask for directions because I don’t have the slightest clue where I am. I spot out a bar that looks pretty crowded and drive to the parking area but for some reason I am not slowing down. I am yelling crazily and going like 15 km an hour as two girls take me off the bike as it crashes into the bar. I decide that I don’t care and I am ready to get bombed. I sit down at a table by myself, and decide to order 2 vodka redbulls. There is a ****ing brit at the table next to me and gets in my face yelling “DON’T ****ING DRIVE YOUR MOTORBIKE PISSED” I guess that means drink and drive in gay English. I basically tell this guy to shut the **** up and continue to to drink about 10 more vodka red bulls while trying to mack on my waitress.
The waitress is digging me and I tell her that she should come home with me for the night. She says that she will, and I tell her that I am too drunk to drive home and she should drive the bike for me. On the ride home I am pretty much going crazy trying to make her crash, and we finally get back to my place and get to my bed. I **** her for a few minutes but decide that I am in too much pain by this point that I can’t even ****. I pass out, and wake up in the morning to her probably playing dumb pop songs on her phone. I don’t really want to know the damage to my body, but decide to look at my leg and there is a bruise from my knee to my hip, and I can’t move when I stand up. The girl is bitching about getting a ride home I tell her to **** off and walk home because I’m so ****ed up and hungover. Pretty much that’s the end to the story then I go to a Thai doctor and he tells me I have no injuries, but when I get home to America I learn that I have more than a few injuries.
huge wtf
a roommate went to get a massage in bangkok, and was surprised by a ladyboy. obviously this isn't going to fly, so he looks at his phone, gives her an "oh sh*t i gotta go, and leaves". while he is telling us this at some sketch afterhours club, some girl overhears, and thinks we are talking about her. i actually didn't see this going down, for whatever reason, i space out a lot. but apparently she started milking herself to prove that she wasn't a ladyboy? :confused:
will post some more if i remember. some pics:
pub crawl...at every bar, we put our credit cards together, someone would say a number, and by the order, a card is taken away until one is left. loser picks the next drink, and buys the next round. first person to finish their drink didn't have to put in a card, loser puts in two. gambling was pretty much a part of everything, as every meal, taxi ride, game of pool/bowling, etc, had money on the line or was flipped for.
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hammer game
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muay thai boxing...really fun to watch, crowd get so into it.
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we go tiger many time
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<3 bkk, there were a lot of cool rooftop restaurants. bangkok also has a really nice skyline.
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wanted shirt run bkk shirt, looked everywhere, but no have, eventually found on ebay. then i find pic online of adorable girl wearing it, so i am going to find her and make her my wife.
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gee gee gee! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BjAEdPIlss
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Pretty fantastic stories. Questions:
Can you explain the "hammer game"? Is that a picture of it?
Does "connect 4" stand for something else or does everyone just play connect 4 a lot?
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hammer game is usually played at outside bars. its a tree stump, and they have a bucket of nails, it starts out with everyone having one nailed down at equal heights. hammer has two ends, both curved off and thin, so u have to hit it perfectly. you just kinda go around one by one, and the last person usually buys a round. extremely frustrating game. and yea connect 4 is just played a lot at whore bars.
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hammer game is usually played at outside bars. its a tree stump, and they have a bucket of nails, it starts out with everyone having one nailed down at equal heights. hammer has two ends, both curved off and thin, so u have to hit it perfectly. you just kinda go around one by one, and the last person usually buys a round. extremely frustrating game. and yea connect 4 is just played a lot at whore bars.
That is fascinating to me for some reason.
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stuns fell in love there.
gee gee gee! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BjAEdPIlss
plz post more of this stuff
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i wish america was that sexed up. srsly.
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hammer game is usually played at outside bars. its a tree stump, and they have a bucket of nails, it starts out with everyone having one nailed down at equal heights. hammer has two ends, both curved off and thin, so u have to hit it perfectly. you just kinda go around one by one, and the last person usually buys a round. extremely frustrating game. and yea connect 4 is just played a lot at whore bars.
That is fascinating to me for some reason.
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few more pics:
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hammer game is usually played at outside bars. its a tree stump, and they have a bucket of nails, it starts out with everyone having one nailed down at equal heights. hammer has two ends, both curved off and thin, so u have to hit it perfectly. you just kinda go around one by one, and the last person usually buys a round. extremely frustrating game. and yea connect 4 is just played a lot at whore bars.
That is fascinating to me for some reason.
Right on. Connect 4. Seriously?
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She looks like she's getting ready to destroy someone with diagonal black
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She looks like she's getting ready to destroy someone with diagonal black
that's a ladyboy isn't it?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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lol no way. i thought she was pretty cute.
these are ladyboys:
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5007/ladyboys.jpg)
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lol no way. i thought she was pretty cute.
these are ladyboys:
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5007/ladyboys.jpg)
I know I'm just playin'.
The guys in that picture are obviously dudes. In one of your stories it said one of your buddies was making out with a tranny for 5 minutes. Just how crap trashed to you have to be to mistake those dudes for chicks. omg.
Awesome stories though man. Thnaks for sharing. :thumbsup:
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so i am going back, and just booked tickets.
my second flight, from hong kong to bangkok, is ethiopian airlines. :ohno:
am i f*cked? :frown:
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so i am going back, and just booked tickets.
my second flight, from hong kong to bangkok, is ethiopian airlines. :ohno:
am i f*cked? :frown:
You are prolly ok. I mean, it's not like the plane was built in Ethiopia (if it was you are f^cked). Take a ton of pictures of the plane.
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so i am going back, and just booked tickets.
my second flight, from hong kong to bangkok, is ethiopian airlines. :ohno:
am i f*cked? :frown:
You are prolly ok. I mean, it's not like the plane was built in Ethiopia (if it was you are f^cked). Take a ton of pictures of the plane.
I would wager stewardesses will be unbelievably good looking (tons of models from there).
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so i am going back, and just booked tickets.
my second flight, from hong kong to bangkok, is ethiopian airlines. :ohno:
am i f*cked? :frown:
no, but i'ma gonna guess it's going to be a long distance flight?
<==calmly pumps fist.
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lol
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lol no way. i thought she was pretty cute.
these are ladyboys:
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5007/ladyboys.jpg)
I know I'm just playin'.
The guys in that picture are obviously dudes. In one of your stories it said one of your buddies was making out with a tranny for 5 minutes. Just how crap trashed to you have to be to mistake those dudes for chicks. omg.
Awesome stories though man. Thnaks for sharing. :thumbsup:
Apparently I have very low ladyboyiq.
I can tell the one on the right is a dude, but the one on the left has real looking boobs. The one in back has a guys face, but I can see how it would be hard to tell in the dark.
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thai girls are short. like 5'0" to 5'2" is average. ladyboys also have deep gay-sounding voices, and dress provocative. so if you went to thailand, your butthole should be fine.
though there is another poker player in bkk that i met (there's a ton there), who apparently mistakenly took one home, and refuses to talk about it (i mean who would). i dunno what i would do if that were to happen to me, prob kill bill myself :-X. they only hang around touristy areas, almost never where legit thai ppl are at. they'll like grab at you, try to pick-pocket, etc. huge pieces of sh*t. i plan on avoiding any sketch areas as much as possible so i won't really be around them. will still try to be a huge degenerate of course. :D
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omg <3 girls generation
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lol no way. i thought she was pretty cute.
these are ladyboys:
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5007/ladyboys.jpg)
I know I'm just playin'.
The guys in that picture are obviously dudes. In one of your stories it said one of your buddies was making out with a tranny for 5 minutes. Just how crap trashed to you have to be to mistake those dudes for chicks. omg.
Awesome stories though man. Thnaks for sharing. :thumbsup:
Apparently I have very low ladyboyiq.
I can tell the one on the right is a dude, but the one on the left has real looking boobs. The one in back has a guys face, but I can see how it would be hard to tell in the dark.
They had an episode about ladyboys on MANswers and how to tell if they're legit or not. If their pointer finger is longer than their ring finger, it's a chick. If the ring is longer than the pointer, they have a dick.
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omg <3 girls generation
LOL. SOooooo ridiculous.
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gotta brag:
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my loom:
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friend's loom:
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gotta brag:
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my loom:
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friend's loom:
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Nice place
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Holy fuq; I want to go.