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Title: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: kstate16 on August 12, 2008, 05:51:20 PM
Goin in my first year this fall, any suggestions will help.  One thing, i will be doin plenty of this  :beerchug: so ideas on what to drink will also help.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: fatty fat fat on August 12, 2008, 05:56:03 PM
you don't know? are you just f*cking retarded?
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: GoldbrickGangBoss on August 12, 2008, 05:58:51 PM
Take some daily trips around the old stadium track. Don't eat like a dumbass.

Don't be fat(ty).
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: Pike on August 12, 2008, 06:01:59 PM
It's really not that hard. You exercise more by walking to class and eat less....at least that's what happened to me
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: Skydog on August 12, 2008, 06:04:25 PM
Intramurals. They're fun, and keep you in shape.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: phicat1448 on August 12, 2008, 06:12:35 PM
what dude going into college gives a sh1t about gaining weight?
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 12, 2008, 06:16:02 PM
what dude going into college gives a sh1t about gaining weight?
Gotta worry about the "freshman fifteen!"
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: chum1 on August 12, 2008, 06:20:54 PM
My thing was always banging lots of hot babes.  We're talking like supermodel hot, folks.  Sometimes four or five a night. 

It's not for everyone.

:sip coffee behind computer screen:
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: Skydog on August 12, 2008, 06:30:40 PM
My thing was always banging lots of hot babes. maturbating.  We're talking like supermodel hota lot, folks.  Sometimes four or five a night. 

It's not for everyone.

:sip coffee behind computer screen:
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: kstate16 on August 12, 2008, 07:56:21 PM
what dude going into college gives a sh1t about gaining weight?
call me gay, but i would prefer not to get fat.  just sayin.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: cireksu on August 12, 2008, 08:57:33 PM
eat 3 even meals/day.  I used to skip break. lunch and eat a big ass for dinner.  don't eat late.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: pissclams on August 12, 2008, 09:05:23 PM
the rec complex is a great place to work out while you  :jeffy:  at the girls there
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: Skydog on August 12, 2008, 10:57:23 PM
the rec complex is a great place to work out while you   :jerkoff:  at the girls there

It's like 2 workouts in one!
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: FelixRex on August 12, 2008, 11:17:10 PM
Just use some site like thedailyplate to track your calories per day. Pretty simple, really. Alcohol has a boatload of calories (64 per fluid ounce), so adjust your exercise habits to compensate for your drinking habits (yeah...I called it a habit).

Eat less calories than you burn. That's how it works.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: krazykat on August 12, 2008, 11:18:50 PM
cocaine will keep you slim.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: KansasForever on August 12, 2008, 11:22:26 PM
It's not the freshman year per se that kills you, it's eating at the friggin' cafeteria 3x a day that does you in.

My freshman year I had an apartment and didn't gain a thing.  Next year I'm in the dorms and eatin' at Mrs. E's and gained like ten pounds.  

Just eat in moderation, dude.  
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: McGrowlTowelZac on August 12, 2008, 11:25:51 PM
cocaine will keep you slim.

qft
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: pufizzle on August 13, 2008, 12:34:25 AM
If you are living in the dorms, never take the elevator.  Seriously.  I lived on Moore 9 back in the day and didn't gain a single pound because I climbed those gd stairs every day.......not to mention the nightly fire alarm drill.  :angry:
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: Skydog on August 13, 2008, 01:22:27 AM
If you are living in the dorms, never take the elevator.  Seriously.  I lived on Moore 9 back in the day and didn't gain a single pound because I climbed those gd stairs every day.......not to mention the nightly fire alarm drill.  :angry:

I hear the fire alarm goes off much more frequently in the castle of cock... thank god I was put in Putnasty.  :dancin:
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: pwrcat1 on August 13, 2008, 07:02:48 AM
liquid diet my friend.  all beer all the time.  mix in a little running here and there.  switch from beer to a slimfast, so you don't pass out, an hour before sex.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: steve dave on August 13, 2008, 07:35:48 AM
It really is hard.  A lot of people come out of H-School where they played football, basketball & baseball so they had something going on athletically at all times.  Then, you get to college, and the cool thing to do is nothing.  Gotta cut back on the calories when you cut back on the workouts is pretty much the key.  Get to the rec if possible and I would recommend pickup hoops which is always available there.  I tried to take up jogging in college but see "hate working out thread" to see how that turned out.  I never got fast food, like ever, growing up so when I got to college that was a big time problem as well.  Drink in moderation and I woudl recommend only Thu-Sat if possible.  Pretty much all I got.  Also, it's easier to say than do.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: RonLongshaft on August 13, 2008, 08:58:48 AM
It's not the freshman year per se that kills you, it's eating at the friggin' cafeteria 3x a day that does you in.

My freshman year I had an apartment and didn't gain a thing.  Next year I'm in the dorms and eatin' at Mrs. E's and gained like ten pounds.  

Just eat in moderation, dude.  

who moves into the Dorms there soph year when living off campus there fr year?
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: I_have_purplewood on August 13, 2008, 10:00:53 AM
what dude going into college gives a sh1t about gaining weight?
call me gay, but i would prefer not to get fat.  just sayin.
Okay, you're gay.  I concur with the statement that a normal dude wouldn't be worring about gaining weight going into College.  Worry about how much poon you're going to tap or something.  I will help you answer your next post though; No one cares what you wear in college.  Wow, you'll make a good addition to some Frat one day.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: steve dave on August 13, 2008, 10:04:19 AM
If you aren't a dirtbag you will care about not gaining weight.  Health and fitness will easily evade you for the rest of your life if you let it slip early.  Nothing gay about it. 
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: pufizzle on August 13, 2008, 10:07:42 AM
Ya.....good health is like, the gayest of gays. 
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: I_have_purplewood on August 13, 2008, 10:31:35 AM
Ya.....good health is like, the gayest of gays. 
Hey, listen, you have plenty of time to worry about your health after College.  4-5 years of bad eating/drinking doesn't affect most people that age.  Your metabolism is like your best friend ever.  Besides, the guy needs to get use to some hazing.  Man, if someone asked me in College about eating healthy, I think I would have just punched them.  I'm just looking out for him is all.   :rolleyes: (ftp://:rolleyes:)
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: steve dave on August 13, 2008, 10:37:05 AM
One of my biggest regrets from college was that I didn't eat healthy and didn't stay in good shape.  Also, didn't go to class enough.  Don't do either of these things that sd did. 
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: pwrcat1 on August 13, 2008, 10:43:38 AM
high metabolism or not if you eat sh*t all the time you're gonna gain a significant amount of weight.  if you're not funny as all get out and you want to get laid, i suggest staying in somewhat good shape.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: PCR on August 13, 2008, 11:01:38 AM
I gained a ton of weight at K-State, and I'm really regretting it now that I'm a giant fatass.  Smart thinking, 16.  Here's what you need to avoid:  eating everything in sight at the cafeteria.  It's ok to throw away food and not put cheese all over your fries and eat 2 cheeseburgers at lunch.  Also don't start eating Pizza Shuttle... once a week might be okay, but it can turn into an every night chowfest.  Go to the rec and lift weights, and ride a bike if you have one.  Lots of good places to ride around Manhattan. 

Drinking shouldn't be a big problem if your diet is ok.  You can handle a lot of beer when you're young.  Just don't drive around after drinking a case of beer and don't jump out of any balconies. 
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: I_have_purplewood on August 13, 2008, 11:06:24 AM
high metabolism or not if you eat sh*t all the time you're gonna gain a significant amount of weight.  if you're not funny as all get out and you want to get laid, i suggest staying in somewhat good shape.
If you're in good shape but go around being a moron, you ain't gonna get laid either bro. :cheers: (ftp://:cheers:)
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: pwrcat1 on August 13, 2008, 11:09:04 AM
high metabolism or not if you eat sh*t all the time you're gonna gain a significant amount of weight.  if you're not funny as all get out and you want to get laid, i suggest staying in somewhat good shape.
If you're in good shape but go around being a moron, you ain't gonna get laid either bro. :cheers: (ftp://:cheers:)


que alcohol emoticon...
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: FelixRex on August 13, 2008, 11:50:30 AM
One of my biggest regrets from college was that I didn't eat healthy and didn't stay in good shape.  Also, didn't go to class enough.  Don't do either of these things that sd did. 

kind of like Bill Gates saying stay in school (imo)
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: jeffy on August 13, 2008, 11:57:58 AM
Avoid tacquitos and dipping sauces.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: kstate16 on August 13, 2008, 03:15:31 PM
you don't know? are you just f*cking retarded?
well for one, i'm really not looking for your opinion (obvious reasons).  and second, college is much different than HS and i have no athletic obligations to follow anymore, so judging from what has been said, the rec seems to be a popular choice.  i love pick up basketball, so thats good.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: fatty fat fat on August 13, 2008, 03:35:39 PM
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the rec seems to be a popular choice. 

I bet you didn't see that one coming, did you dipsh*t?

Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: steve dave on August 13, 2008, 03:37:11 PM
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the rec seems to be a popular choice. 

I bet you didn't see that one coming, did you dipsh*t?



Quit being an a-hole
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: fatty fat fat on August 13, 2008, 03:41:15 PM
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the rec seems to be a popular choice. 

I bet you didn't see that one coming, did you dipsh*t?



Quit being an a-hole

much better thread regarding fitness

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=27042.0
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: steve dave on August 13, 2008, 03:42:37 PM
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the rec seems to be a popular choice. 

I bet you didn't see that one coming, did you dipsh*t?



Quit being an a-hole

much better thread regarding fitness

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=27042.0

That was a good one.  The taco v. apple debate still rings true.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: kstate16 on August 13, 2008, 07:54:26 PM
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the rec seems to be a popular choice. 

I bet you didn't see that one coming, did you dipsh*t?


easy there chubs.  you need to get laid or somethin.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: steve dave on August 13, 2008, 07:56:32 PM
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the rec seems to be a popular choice. 

I bet you didn't see that one coming, did you dipsh*t?


easy there chubs.  you need to get laid or somethin.

OK, now you quit being an a-hole.  Christ!  I'm surrounded by a-holes!
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: catdude33 on August 13, 2008, 08:03:50 PM
Theory time:  If over half of your posts have the word "poon" or "laid" it them, you have never had sex with a girl.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: steve dave on August 13, 2008, 08:06:34 PM
Theory time:  If over half of your posts have the word "poon" or "laid" it them, you have never had sex with a girl.

No, but you've thought out your strategy and are ready should the time come. 
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on August 15, 2008, 01:32:33 PM
i recommend having lots and lots of sex.

stay away from the tri-pi's though.  they may be hot, but they've got every disease under the sun.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: opcat on August 15, 2008, 01:49:38 PM
reducing calories, salads,protein shakes...............run,swim.......move and do sh1t.

Phelps=10,000 calories a day but he excercises.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: asava on August 15, 2008, 02:07:32 PM
i recommend having lots and lots of sex.

stay away from the tri-pi's though.  they may be hot, but they've got every disease under the sun.

tri pi's? huh?
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: I_have_purplewood on August 15, 2008, 05:48:42 PM
Theory time:  If over half of your posts have the word "poon" or "laid" it them, you have never had sex with a girl.
Thank you, Dr. Poon.  I'm sure this is coming from someone who gets laid all the time? And you're right, I haven't had sex with any girls you freak.  They've been women, tons of women with the most beautiful snatches you could ever ask for...
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on August 15, 2008, 06:23:11 PM
i recommend having lots and lots of sex.

stay away from the tri-pi's though.  they may be hot, but they've got every disease under the sun.

tri pi's? huh?
tri delt's.  my bad.
Title: Re: What are some tips for keeping off the pounds in college?
Post by: RonLongshaft on August 16, 2008, 09:22:29 AM
i recommend having lots and lots of sex.

stay away from the tri-pi's though.  they may be hot, but they've got every disease under the sun.

tri pi's? huh?
tri delt's.  my bad.

wrap it up nice and tight, maybe twice