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Offline krazykat

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  Can we have a pizza eating contest or something because I think I would win.

challenge accepted. i can eat me some pizza.

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I cannot get my wife to eat minsky's she is a pizza shoppe disciple which I like but it's overpriced and not as good as M's.  How can I convert her without a sink?

Sounds like you are going to need to take a few elevator rides with her until she sees it your way
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There's a Minsky's that opened @ 435 & Midland.

it's been there for a long time.
first time i'd been in that area in several years was a couple weeks ago, the minksy's/eggtc is quite the coup for those crap ass suburbs.

eggtc eggsucks.

also, the first place i got raped was at the theater across the street, so gtfo w/ the shaw town hate.
eggtc is great.  i bet the one in shawnee sucks though, since everything else in that town does.  great point you made about shawnee sucking,  pXp.


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Know a 110 lb girl that can put you all to shame in a pizza eating contest. This big fat ass guy challenged her, so all the co-workers went to a pizza shoppe and set up a large for both of them. She finished before he was even 3/4's done. Was absolutely amazing to watch. She's also very emaw.

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you know what i can eat a lot of? tacos. how many can i eat? dunno. 20 maybe. what's the most i've ever eaten? 13. where were they from? taco hut that used to be on claflin. eating larges amounts of pizza sounds stupid though.

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you know what i can eat a lot of? tacos. how many can i eat? dunno. 20 maybe. what's the most i've ever eaten? 13. where were they from? taco hut that used to be on claflin. eating larges amounts of pizza sounds stupid though.

i have had several taco eating contests myself.  i'm pretty good.  also believe my max to be 13 but it is probably more than 13 since that's what you were able to do and i'm much better at eating tacos than you are.  also had a chicken soft taco eating contest at westloop taco bell, finished at 11 that day. 

whenever i enter a taco eating contest i make sure and use la tiara shells.


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Know a 110 lb girl that can put you all to shame in a pizza eating contest. This big fat ass guy challenged her, so all the co-workers went to a pizza shoppe and set up a large for both of them. She finished before he was even 3/4's done. Was absolutely amazing to watch. She's also very emaw.

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I can eat over half a thin crust large pizza hut single topper.  Cannot eat over 3/4.  Would never order any crust other than thin so I don't know how much of that crap I could eat.

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My buddy and I used to split the "bigfoot" back in middle school.
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you know what i can eat a lot of? tacos. how many can i eat? dunno. 20 maybe. what's the most i've ever eaten? 13. where were they from? taco hut that used to be on claflin. eating larges amounts of pizza sounds stupid though.

i have had several taco eating contests myself.  i'm pretty good.  also believe my max to be 13 but it is probably more than 13 since that's what you were able to do and i'm much better at eating tacos than you are.  also had a chicken soft taco eating contest at westloop taco bell, finished at 11 that day. 

whenever i enter a taco eating contest i make sure and use la tiara shells.

lol at ordering chicken soft tacos and then considering it a taco eating costest. that crap would not fly at even regional events.

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My buddy and I used to split the "bigfoot" back in middle school.
loved the bigfoot.  also loved the big new yorker.


you know what i can eat a lot of? tacos. how many can i eat? dunno. 20 maybe. what's the most i've ever eaten? 13. where were they from? taco hut that used to be on claflin. eating larges amounts of pizza sounds stupid though.

i have had several taco eating contests myself.  i'm pretty good.  also believe my max to be 13 but it is probably more than 13 since that's what you were able to do and i'm much better at eating tacos than you are.  also had a chicken soft taco eating contest at westloop taco bell, finished at 11 that day. 

whenever i enter a taco eating contest i make sure and use la tiara shells.

lol at ordering chicken soft tacos and then considering it a taco eating costest. that crap would not fly at even regional events.
talk to me about regional events when you finally qualify for one, noob.  funny thing is that i won the taco making contest too, sad to say i bet you don't even know how to make a taco :lol:  noobie.  lmao.


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Know a 110 lb girl that can put you all to shame in a pizza eating contest. This big fat ass guy challenged her, so all the co-workers went to a pizza shoppe and set up a large for both of them. She finished before he was even 3/4's done. Was absolutely amazing to watch. She's also very emaw.

Get her to post here.  New members get free registration during our anniversary period.

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Know a 110 lb girl that can put you all to shame in a pizza eating contest. This big fat ass guy challenged her, so all the co-workers went to a pizza shoppe and set up a large for both of them. She finished before he was even 3/4's done. Was absolutely amazing to watch. She's also very emaw.

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So it's the crust from Papa John's pizza that upsets stomachs? I always assumed it was the sauce. It has a different taste to me. Still my favorite pizza chain though.
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So it's the crust from Papa John's pizza that upsets stomachs? I always assumed it was the sauce. It has a different taste to me. Still my favorite pizza chain though.
not sure tbh, it's something though.  maybe i'll google it and post the results here.


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I don't know about a whole pizza, but i once ate 18 pieces of french toast in an eating contest.

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always thought there weren't that many fat people on here.  guess i was wrong.   :cry:

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always thought there weren't that many fat people on here.  guess i was wrong.   :cry:

tons of fats.  they're gross too, never wash hands. 


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always thought there weren't that many fat people on here.  guess i was wrong.   :cry:

how could you NOT know that?
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always thought there weren't that many fat people on here.  guess i was wrong.   :cry:

how could you NOT know that?

wishful thinking, i guess.  i didn't wanna be the only non-fattie on here (besides 'clams).   go cats

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it's not really their fault, i think they have bad genes (dna).


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This summer I ate an entire Totinos Pizza a couple times.
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Know a 110 lb girl that can put you all to shame in a pizza eating contest. This big fat ass guy challenged her, so all the co-workers went to a pizza shoppe and set up a large for both of them. She finished before he was even 3/4's done. Was absolutely amazing to watch. She's also very emaw.

Get her to post here.  New members get free registration during our anniversary period.

I'll see what I can do, that kind of deal would be too enticing to say no to for anyone. But she really isn't the type for this site, maybe would be a surprise though  :dunno:

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Know a 110 lb girl that can put you all to shame in a pizza eating contest. This big fat ass guy challenged her, so all the co-workers went to a pizza shoppe and set up a large for both of them. She finished before he was even 3/4's done. Was absolutely amazing to watch. She's also very emaw.

Get her to post here.  New members get free registration during our anniversary period.

I'll see what I can do, that kind of deal would be too enticing to say no to for anyone. But she really isn't the type for this site, maybe would be a surprise though  :dunno:

An EMAW who wrecked a fat dude in a pizza-eating contest?  She sounds like exactly the type for this site.