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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1150 on: May 01, 2013, 09:19:20 AM »
there's a group of people that will bitch about whatever weather they're having. regardless of what type of weather it is.

These people are the worst

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1151 on: May 01, 2013, 09:21:52 AM »
I kind of like this weather too. Seems more like Fall than Spring. Cramping my golf game though.
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1152 on: May 01, 2013, 09:29:00 AM »
ya not good for mountain biking either but in a month it will be 95 and humid as crap.  and then it will be like that every day for 3.5 months.  and then people will be complaining that it's too hot but it's not only the heat because it's also humid, and that their AC bills are too high, and their uncle's sorghum is dying and the corn harvest is mumped and it never rains and ben ji can't go fishing because the rivers are too low



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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1153 on: May 01, 2013, 09:37:48 AM »
It's just El Nino, guys.

No it's not.  (Although I wish it were.)

Are you sure.  I mean, this is what a bunch of ppl keep telling me right after they tell me climate change isn't real.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1154 on: May 01, 2013, 09:38:51 AM »
I just want a decent spring.  Second year in a row without one.  I mean, let's at least get our avg high. 

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1155 on: May 01, 2013, 09:42:53 AM »
It's just El Nino, guys.

No it's not.  (Although I wish it were.)

Are you sure.  I mean, this is what a bunch of ppl keep telling me right after they tell me climate change isn't real.

Well, I'm not sure if we're having a serious discussion or not, but I'll post this anyway.

First off, climate change is very real.  Multiple ice ages, bla bla bla.  Man-made climate change is debatable.

The NOAA has a page dedicated to El Nino:  http://www.elnino.noaa.gov/

Basically right now conditions are "neutral," neither El Nino or La Nina.


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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1156 on: May 01, 2013, 09:46:24 AM »
It's just El Nino, guys.

No it's not.  (Although I wish it were.)

Are you sure.  I mean, this is what a bunch of ppl keep telling me right after they tell me climate change isn't real.

Well, I'm not sure if we're having a serious discussion or not, but I'll post this anyway.

First off, climate change is very real.  Multiple ice ages, bla bla bla.  Man-made climate change is debatable.

The NOAA has a page dedicated to El Nino:  http://www.elnino.noaa.gov/

Basically right now conditions are "neutral," neither El Nino or La Nina.

I don't know.  I mean, LHC Bill Snyder spent some time depantsing Al Gore the other day.  Seems like Bill would know what he is talking about given his attention to detail.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1157 on: May 01, 2013, 10:26:09 AM »
ya not good for mountain biking either but in a month it will be 95 and humid as crap.  and then it will be like that every day for 3.5 months.  and then people will be complaining that it's too hot but it's not only the heat because it's also humid, and that their AC bills are too high, and their uncle's sorghum is dying and the corn harvest is mumped and it never rains and ben ji can't go fishing because the rivers are too low

Actually I have different spots I fish depending upon the height of the river. My best spots can only be reached when the river is low, the low water allows you to get right next to the deep channels/pools where the catfish hang out.  :D

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1158 on: May 01, 2013, 10:30:19 AM »
it gets muddy though, and you don't have good fishing boots


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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1159 on: May 01, 2013, 10:36:40 AM »
Proper footwear has never intruded on my ability to catch fish.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1160 on: May 01, 2013, 10:39:10 AM »
The only type of weather that I hate is humidity.  Freezing cold, rain, wind, dry heat, snow all fine.  I would like to see the future get rid of humidity (Rusty's good thread).  I don't bitch about it (other than right now), but it does make me very surly.  I will just let it absolutely ruin my mood.  crap my pants about it every time. 
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1161 on: May 01, 2013, 05:07:03 PM »
What if Nino Williams is really super awesome this year and we call it "The Year of El Nino"? Man, that'd be so great.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1162 on: May 01, 2013, 05:09:10 PM »
The only type of weather that I hate is humidity.  Freezing cold, rain, wind, dry heat, snow all fine.  I would like to see the future get rid of humidity (Rusty's good thread).  I don't bitch about it (other than right now), but it does make me very surly.  I will just let it absolutely ruin my mood.  crap my pants about it every time.

oh man, hot and humid the worst mr bread, you're right.   :thumbs: (to mr bread, not humidity)
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1163 on: May 01, 2013, 11:32:42 PM »
ben ji, why do you need so many fish?
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1164 on: May 02, 2013, 09:25:24 AM »
ben ji, why do you need so many fish?

I think it's the fish that need him.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1165 on: May 02, 2013, 09:27:28 AM »
ben ji, why do you need so many fish?

Why does a junkie need to shoot dope twice a day?

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1166 on: May 02, 2013, 09:27:42 AM »
The only type of weather that I hate is humidity.  Freezing cold, rain, wind, dry heat, snow all fine.  I would like to see the future get rid of humidity (Rusty's good thread).  I don't bitch about it (other than right now), but it does make me very surly.  I will just let it absolutely ruin my mood.  crap my pants about it every time.

wind is worse

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1167 on: May 02, 2013, 09:27:56 AM »
snow.....EVERYWHERE

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1168 on: May 02, 2013, 09:52:56 AM »
The only type of weather that I hate is humidity.  Freezing cold, rain, wind, dry heat, snow all fine.  I would like to see the future get rid of humidity (Rusty's good thread).  I don't bitch about it (other than right now), but it does make me very surly.  I will just let it absolutely ruin my mood.  crap my pants about it every time.

wind is worse

Most ridiculous thing I've ever read.  The only people that don't like wind are people with weak muscles that get all pushed around and picked on by it.  Definitely not something I can relate to there. 
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1169 on: May 02, 2013, 09:57:15 AM »
The only type of weather that I hate is humidity.  Freezing cold, rain, wind, dry heat, snow all fine.  I would like to see the future get rid of humidity (Rusty's good thread).  I don't bitch about it (other than right now), but it does make me very surly.  I will just let it absolutely ruin my mood.  crap my pants about it every time.

wind is worse

Most ridiculous thing I've ever read.  The only people that don't like wind are people with weak muscles that get all pushed around and picked on by it.  Definitely not something I can relate to there.

Is it SOP to park into the wind in Illinois?  Doubt it.  You guys have all those trees and hills and crap. 

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1170 on: May 02, 2013, 10:11:40 AM »
ben ji, why do you need so many fish?

Why does a junkie need to shoot dope twice a day?

I used to be addicted to fishing like that. Then I started golfing. Still like to fish now and then, would be fun to go sometime.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1171 on: May 02, 2013, 03:54:29 PM »
snow downtown.  what a treat

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1172 on: May 02, 2013, 03:56:24 PM »
snow downtown.  what a treat

Yep.  :goodbyecruelworld:

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1173 on: May 02, 2013, 03:57:26 PM »
snow in southern joco. sticking to cars pretty well, too.
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1174 on: May 02, 2013, 04:26:33 PM »
HEY GUYZ LETS ALL LOOK OUT SIDE AND SAY ITS SNOWING IN OUR GENERAL AREA.


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