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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1050 on: February 25, 2013, 05:47:35 PM »
The rough ridin' grocery store near my house was 100% out of eggs.  The only ground beef they had left were those 5 pound tube things.  The milk will be gone within the next hour, and I grabbed one of the last loaves of bread.

I have never seen anything like it.

Dillons West was out of bread, cheese, eggs and most produce last wednesday night. It was hilariously small-timey how the townies prepared/reacted to the news that we were going to get a lot of snow.


"BUT THE DILLONS IS OUT OF BREAD!!!!!!"  :sdeek: :runaway: :sdeek: :runaway: :sdeek:

Good grief I don't understand this at all. Do people really not have enough food in their house to keep them fed for 24 hours? And if not, do people think they're going to die if they don't eat for 24 hours?

If I didn't have enough food for 24 hours, and options were stocking up or not eating, I would stock up.

I guess I underestimated the number of people that don't keep 24 hours worth of food in their house.

Well yeah, I mean I probably always have 5+ days of canned goods / pasta I could survive on if I needed to.
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1051 on: February 25, 2013, 05:48:55 PM »
Next death storm I'm going to steal a bunch of bread from Rays then go sell it out of my trunk in front of Dillons  :kstategrad:

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Re: Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1052 on: February 25, 2013, 05:49:47 PM »
What is the goEMAW KC Metroplex consensus on Brian Busby? Stud? Pud?

He's gay, which is how I prefer my weathermen, but I prefer Lezak by a country mile to Busby.  Busby drives a convertible Jag, however...so points for that.
busby is also a member of the kc civic orchestra.  seems like a dickhead though.  who knows?

Lezak and Busby are both homosexual so its instant tie for first place in the stud competition. That said mike Thompson is kind of a boss bc it seems like he doesn't gaf. Channel 5 is the worst collection of hyperventilating psychos evaaaaar

Joel Nichols' son was good friends with my little brother growing up.  Also borrowed my copy of Civ III and returned it with a crack in it.  How the eff do you even crack a cd on accident?
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Re: Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1053 on: February 25, 2013, 05:53:40 PM »
What is the goEMAW KC Metroplex consensus on Brian Busby? Stud? Pud?

He's gay, which is how I prefer my weathermen, but I prefer Lezak by a country mile to Busby.  Busby drives a convertible Jag, however...so points for that.
busby is also a member of the kc civic orchestra.  seems like a dickhead though.  who knows?

Lezak and Busby are both homosexual so its instant tie for first place in the stud competition. That said mike Thompson is kind of a boss bc it seems like he doesn't gaf. Channel 5 is the worst collection of hyperventilating psychos evaaaaar

Suchan?  With his massive torso and tiny head?  Woof. No thanks.
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1054 on: February 25, 2013, 05:55:42 PM »
I think all these weather guys are full of crap and just blowing this up for ratings.  We'll get a dusting... PUD

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1055 on: February 25, 2013, 05:59:17 PM »
Quaff pak! :dance:

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1056 on: February 25, 2013, 06:05:39 PM »
2 hour start delay tomorrow.  :dubious:  Hope this storm kicks Topeka's ass and they end up cancelling the whole day.

 :sdeek:  OMG me too!  Do we work for the same company?

I work in government, so not really a company. More like a bunch of baboons trying to act important. Am-I-Rite?

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Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1057 on: February 25, 2013, 06:25:16 PM »
TT deathstorm pak! Let's go studs!

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1058 on: February 25, 2013, 06:39:01 PM »
Renamed:  superstore sprinkles

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1059 on: February 25, 2013, 06:49:32 PM »
rick I almost ran over you yesterday in aggieville. I wasn't as shocked by this but that there were two people with you that were shorter.

Thanks for not hitting us.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1060 on: February 25, 2013, 06:51:08 PM »
Some girl in my office just said the National Weather Service was forecasting up to 20 inches in KC.   :horrorsurprise:

Source: No Idea, but probably like a DD (if you catch my drift!   :fatty:)



You should have said "I predict a 100% chance of you receiving (your weiner size) inches tonight." followed by this face  :fatty:

Mods, please move to the HR thread. TIA.


FWIW Lezak and every stud local weatherman has used this line at least once.
pffft, not on a female.  And neither has Ross Janssen.

So what are you trying to say?

He is saying that ross is not attracted to women.
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1061 on: February 25, 2013, 07:02:41 PM »
If this storm isn't the worst in a century, I am so pissed about how much work I've done in the last two days.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1062 on: February 25, 2013, 07:18:54 PM »
pud storm confirmed

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1063 on: February 25, 2013, 07:27:07 PM »
BE PREPARED

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1064 on: February 25, 2013, 07:58:44 PM »
Storm renamed: Pud Wilkinson

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1065 on: February 25, 2013, 08:01:05 PM »
Storm renamed: Pud Wilkinson

Just poked my head out the window, no new snow.

Slammer told me we'd get 12-18" at my house!

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Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1066 on: February 25, 2013, 08:06:16 PM »

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1067 on: February 25, 2013, 08:09:24 PM »

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1068 on: February 25, 2013, 08:15:14 PM »
It's moving north! Lezak may be adjusting his forecast totals.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1069 on: February 25, 2013, 08:24:19 PM »


At least my post was luke'd in the same thread this time.  :dunno:

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1070 on: February 25, 2013, 08:55:13 PM »
Breaking news, storm renamed:  baby unicorn kissing a puppy storm

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1071 on: February 25, 2013, 09:12:53 PM »
Olathe campus closed. No snow in MHK yet.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1072 on: February 25, 2013, 09:16:21 PM »
Lightning and snow in Overland Park now.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1073 on: February 25, 2013, 11:35:16 PM »
It is snowing in Olathe. Not going to work tomorrow. Pretty pak'd. Go cats.
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1074 on: February 25, 2013, 11:41:41 PM »
Holy crap, another renaming: tickle kitty pillow butt-tickle storm.  Biggest tickle kitty pillow butt-tickle storm in history!