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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1000 on: February 25, 2013, 12:24:00 PM »
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Ross Janssen adorableness > Gary Lezak scary face

ross has spent the night at my house before. good guy.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1001 on: February 25, 2013, 12:27:39 PM »
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Ross Janssen adorableness > Gary Lezak scary face

ross has spent the night at my house before. good guy.

 Cool story. (serious)

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1002 on: February 25, 2013, 12:43:57 PM »
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Ross Janssen adorableness > Gary Lezak scary face

ross has spent the night at my house before. good guy.

 Cool story. (serious)

that wasn't really a story, bloodfart :lol: 


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1003 on: February 25, 2013, 01:15:04 PM »
How was he at mario kart?

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1004 on: February 25, 2013, 01:16:30 PM »
Some girl in my office just said the National Weather Service was forecasting up to 20 inches in KC.   :horrorsurprise:

Source: No Idea, but probably like a DD (if you catch my drift!   :fatty:)
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1005 on: February 25, 2013, 02:34:03 PM »
The worst of this storm is going south of Topeka. 

Lezak is saying 11-15 in KC, FWIW

This rough ridin' guy can't make up his mind.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1006 on: February 25, 2013, 02:39:46 PM »
Guys, I think Gary would murder Brett Anthony if he 100% knew he would get away with it.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1007 on: February 25, 2013, 02:41:57 PM »
Some girl in my office just said the National Weather Service was forecasting up to 20 inches in KC.   :horrorsurprise:

Source: No Idea, but probably like a DD (if you catch my drift!   :fatty:)


You should have said "I predict a 100% chance of you receiving (your weiner size) inches tonight." followed by this face  :fatty:

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1008 on: February 25, 2013, 02:52:55 PM »
this is totally going to miss MHK isn't it? I hope not  :ohno:

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1009 on: February 25, 2013, 02:52:57 PM »
Guys, I think Gary would murder Brett Anthony if he 100% knew he would get away with it.

hell, probably 75%

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Ross Janssen adorableness > Gary Lezak scary face

Lezak would make Janssen crap himself just by taking his shirt off and flexing.  Then he would complete the knockout blow, a breakdown of weather forecasts for the next 90 days using the Lezak Recurring Cycle @ Weather2020.com.  Janseen would be a mess of tears covered in crap when Gary got done.
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1010 on: February 25, 2013, 03:20:44 PM »
Some girl in my office just said the National Weather Service was forecasting up to 20 inches in KC.   :horrorsurprise:

Source: No Idea, but probably like a DD (if you catch my drift!   :fatty:)


You should have said "I predict a 100% chance of you receiving (your weiner size) inches tonight." followed by this face  :fatty:

Mods, please move to the HR thread. TIA.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1011 on: February 25, 2013, 03:21:52 PM »
2 hour start delay tomorrow.  :dubious:  Hope this storm kicks Topeka's ass and they end up cancelling the whole day.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1012 on: February 25, 2013, 03:29:33 PM »
2 hour start delay tomorrow.  :dubious:  Hope this storm kicks Topeka's ass and they end up cancelling the whole day.

 :sdeek:  OMG me too!  Do we work for the same company?
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1013 on: February 25, 2013, 03:30:17 PM »
2 hour start delay tomorrow.  :dubious:  Hope this storm kicks Topeka's ass and they end up cancelling the whole day.

 :sdeek:  OMG me too!  Do we work for the same company?   :cheers:

no

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1014 on: February 25, 2013, 03:31:15 PM »
2 hour start delay tomorrow.  :dubious:  Hope this storm kicks Topeka's ass and they end up cancelling the whole day.

 :sdeek:  OMG me too!  Do we work for the same company?   :cheers:

no

Oh.  K thnx for clearing that up Rick Daris. 
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1015 on: February 25, 2013, 03:31:25 PM »
2 hour start delay tomorrow.  :dubious:  Hope this storm kicks Topeka's ass and they end up cancelling the whole day.

 :sdeek:  OMG me too!  Do we work for the same company?

I work in government, so not really a company. More like a bunch of baboons trying to act important. Am-I-Rite?

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1016 on: February 25, 2013, 03:38:51 PM »
More importantly why has StormNut abandoned everyone in their time of need?

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1017 on: February 25, 2013, 03:41:48 PM »
2 hour start delay tomorrow.  :dubious:  Hope this storm kicks Topeka's ass and they end up cancelling the whole day.

 :sdeek:  OMG me too!  Do we work for the same company?

I work in government, so not really a company. More like a bunch of baboons trying to act important. Am-I-Rite?

Oh well.  Here's to two extra hours of sleep in the morning I guess   :cheers:
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1018 on: February 25, 2013, 03:48:41 PM »
More importantly why has StormNut abandoned everyone in their time of need?

In the hot tub with his weirdo dogs maybe??
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1019 on: February 25, 2013, 03:55:00 PM »
Some girl in my office just said the National Weather Service was forecasting up to 20 inches in KC.   :horrorsurprise:

Source: No Idea, but probably like a DD (if you catch my drift!   :fatty:)


You should have said "I predict a 100% chance of you receiving (your weiner size) inches tonight." followed by this face  :fatty:

Mods, please move to the HR thread. TIA.


FWIW Lezak and every stud local weatherman has used this line at least once.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1020 on: February 25, 2013, 03:55:31 PM »
Snowing crazy hard at my office now.  leaving in like 5 min with that as my excuse.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1021 on: February 25, 2013, 04:05:36 PM »
Some girl in my office just said the National Weather Service was forecasting up to 20 inches in KC.   :horrorsurprise:

Source: No Idea, but probably like a DD (if you catch my drift!   :fatty:)


You should have said "I predict a 100% chance of you receiving (your weiner size) inches tonight." followed by this face  :fatty:

Mods, please move to the HR thread. TIA.


FWIW Lezak and every stud local weatherman has used this line at least once.
pffft, not on a female.  And neither has Ross Janssen.
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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1022 on: February 25, 2013, 04:07:26 PM »
rick I almost ran over you yesterday in aggieville. I wasn't as shocked by this but that there were two people with you that were shorter.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1023 on: February 25, 2013, 04:07:59 PM »
Wondered how long this thread would go on before someone made a comment like that.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Winter Death Storm 2011 (Updated for Winter Pud Storm 2013)
« Reply #1024 on: February 25, 2013, 04:13:05 PM »
Some girl in my office just said the National Weather Service was forecasting up to 20 inches in KC.   :horrorsurprise:

Source: No Idea, but probably like a DD (if you catch my drift!   :fatty:)


You should have said "I predict a 100% chance of you receiving (your weiner size) inches tonight." followed by this face  :fatty:

Mods, please move to the HR thread. TIA.


FWIW Lezak and every stud local weatherman has used this line at least once.
pffft, not on a female.  And neither has Ross Janssen.

So what are you trying to say?
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