Author Topic: A Tribute to CU Envy (Read 8292 times)

chum1 · « **on:** January 09, 2011, 10:24:11 PM »

It is with great clinically diagnosed depression and desiccating weepiness that in 2011 we bid adieu to the University of Colorado intelligentsia and the even intelligentsier Shangri-la on the Front Range itself, beatific Boulder. We are henceforth forever emancipated from our Sisyphean charge of making that God-awful drive across what might as well be the distant and desolate surface of the rough ridin' moon, for Christ’s sake, yet we find that our sorrows really aren’t getting any less deep than they were before. For, it is ascension to your blessed mountain, illuminati of the Flatirons, that has been our preferred method of salvation for two to three years now, maybe even four. So, for one last time, my fellow lovelorn cast-offs, let us proceed to Google image search ourselves into a stupor.

MeatSauce · « **Reply #1 on:** January 09, 2011, 10:28:25 PM »

sys · « **Reply #2 on:** January 09, 2011, 10:31:10 PM »

i can't even imagine the depths of self-loathing necessary to be envious of colorado and coloradans.

DQ12 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 09, 2011, 10:35:24 PM »

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #4 on:** January 09, 2011, 10:36:11 PM »

chum1 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 09, 2011, 10:44:44 PM »

Quote from: sys on January 09, 2011, 10:31:10 PM

i can't even imagine the depths of self-loathing necessary to be envious of colorado and coloradans.

Neither can I. It's just something we all must learn to embrace.

chum1 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 09, 2011, 10:45:23 PM »

chum1 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 09, 2011, 10:46:52 PM »

sys · « **Reply #8 on:** January 09, 2011, 11:01:31 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on January 09, 2011, 10:44:44 PM

Neither can I. It's just something we all must learn to embrace.

no thanks. i'll save my envy for those that deserve it.

Pett · « **Reply #9 on:** January 09, 2011, 11:08:43 PM »

Quote from: WillieWannabe on January 09, 2011, 10:36:11 PM

JFC. That guy on the right doesn't even have shoes on.

And since this is on the basketball board. How adorable is Burks. JFC. If he decided to come here my head would probably pop off with all of the adorableness.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #10 on:** January 09, 2011, 11:22:36 PM »

Quote from: WillieWannabe on January 09, 2011, 10:36:11 PM

you're envious of hippies in cargo shorts and chicks in jean skirts? JFC dude get a hold of yourself.

BigCat · « **Reply #11 on:** January 09, 2011, 11:23:47 PM »

DQ12 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 09, 2011, 11:32:53 PM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on January 09, 2011, 11:22:36 PM

you're envious of hippies in cargo shorts and chicks in jean skirts? JFC dude get a hold of yourself.

But EMAWmeister...word is, Boulder has some of the most premo herbage in the country.

Now what do ya think of that?

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #13 on:** January 09, 2011, 11:42:50 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on January 09, 2011, 11:32:53 PM

Quote from: EMAWmeister on January 09, 2011, 11:22:36 PM
you're envious of hippies in cargo shorts and chicks in jean skirts? JFC dude get a hold of yourself.

But EMAWmeister...word is, Boulder has some of the most premo herbage in the country.

Now what do ya think of that?

BigCat · « **Reply #14 on:** January 09, 2011, 11:43:41 PM »

chum1 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 09, 2011, 11:56:59 PM »

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #16 on:** January 10, 2011, 12:01:49 AM »

Quote from: chum1 on January 09, 2011, 11:56:59 PM

What is there to be envious about in that picture?

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #17 on:** January 10, 2011, 12:05:26 AM »

Learning alot about EMAWmeister in this thread. ALOT.

DQ12 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2011, 12:09:53 AM »

Quote from: WillieWannabe on January 10, 2011, 12:05:26 AM

Learning alot about EMAWmeister in this thread. ALOT.

He just doesn't get it.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2011, 12:11:40 AM »

Quote from: WillieWannabe on January 10, 2011, 12:05:26 AM

Learning alot about EMAWmeister in this thread. ALOT.

eff the outdoors, eff the environment. What has it ever done for me? "But the earth will be dead in 200 years!!!" IDGAF so will I.

DQ12 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2011, 12:13:37 AM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on January 10, 2011, 12:11:40 AM

Quote from: WillieWannabe on January 10, 2011, 12:05:26 AM
Learning alot about EMAWmeister in this thread. ALOT.

eff the outdoors, eff the environment. What has it ever done for me? "But the earth will be dead in 200 years!!!" IDGAF so will I.

But if you had the choice between relatively small, flat, rural city compared to a hip, mountain, metropolis, you'd still NGAF about it?

I for one, would choose the latter.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2011, 12:19:37 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on January 10, 2011, 12:13:37 AM

Quote from: EMAWmeister on January 10, 2011, 12:11:40 AM
Quote from: WillieWannabe on January 10, 2011, 12:05:26 AM
Learning alot about EMAWmeister in this thread. ALOT.

eff the outdoors, eff the environment. What has it ever done for me? "But the earth will be dead in 200 years!!!" IDGAF so will I.

But if you had the choice between relatively small, flat, rural city compared to a hip, mountain, metropolis, you'd still NGAF about it?

I for one, would choose the latter.

But have you SEEN the Flint Hills!?!

BigCat · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2011, 12:29:32 AM »

BigCat · « **Reply #23 on:** January 10, 2011, 12:47:59 AM »

stunted · « **Reply #24 on:** January 10, 2011, 01:29:48 AM »