Man up, Sam O. This isn't your church camp counselor's message board. You came out of the gate a dick, so stick with that. Believe me, you do not need these guys to like you. If you start working hard to make them like you, and you will feel anal penetration at some point down the road. This board is the biggest bunch of mean-spirited, underhanded, creepy little penis-breaths you will ever find (and they will thank me for this compliment). They'll be all, "Sure, Sam O., we just playing, man, you our bud, come out to our tailgate at the next KU-KSU baskeball game in the 'Gon. It's in the basement of this one house back behind Wal-Mart."
And next thing you know, you're bent over a barrel screaming, and dudes are taking turns pretending you're Ned Beatty in Deliverance while someone takes pictures for Facebook.
Do yourself a favor -- be a dick, and always look over your shoulder.
