Old Snyder

[Fldermaus]

I used to work at a liquor store on the west side and Whitney used to come in with her friends. I didn't know who she was at the time, I just knew her face looked like melted wax. Pretty sure she was underage at the time.

Never seen her, but my friend is her hygienist. She told me that she has an extra bone in each side of her jaw. That may be the cause of the melted wax appearance.

post X-rays of the punter bone!

[Panjandrum]

This thread made me laugh, then it made me cry.

rough ridin' Sean.  I still can't get over this.  eff.

[Panjandrum]

It's also embarrassing that we have a punter in the Ring of Honor.

I mean...Goddammit.

[SkinnyBenny]

Know what's weird?  Whitney Snyder is Tate Snyder's aunt.

[steve dave]

Know what's weird?  Whitney Snyder is Tate Snyder's aunt.

[_33]

Know what's weirder?  Tate Snyder has a scholarship to play football for the Kansas State Wildcats.

[GetVocalwithCurt]

It's also embarrassing that we have a punter in the Ring of Honor.

I mean...Goddammit.

First jersey retired by southern miss was ray guy's  

That's Ray Guy though. He never coached tight ends for the golden eagles.

[michigancat]

Know what's weirder?  Tate Snyder has a scholarship to play football for the Kansas State Wildcats.

[ew2x4]

I need some new leavitt news to cheer me up. anyone?

[pissclams]

I'm worried Bill is going to let it get to the point we start campaigning to get his name ripped off the stadium.  Family Stadium.

can you imagine the tax consequences of something like that?

[Stevesie60]

I need some new leavitt news to cheer me up. anyone?

FWIW, I talked to one of our writers today who was fed up with the rumors and was trying to get in touch with everyone he could about it. Hopefully we'll know one way or the other soon.

I feel like people within the department would just say "no, they're not true" if there was no truth to it, right?

......right?

[_33]

He's not coming idiots.

[CNS]

Rob said on GPC that he called Levitt and his agent this morning and left both messages.  Said that he did the same thing last year when the Levitt rumor came up and both called him right back to deny.  As of 6PM tonight, Rob said he still hasn't heard back.  Said that things are much quieter than last time the rumor went around.

[_33]

Rob said on GPC that he called Levitt and his agent this morning and left both messages.  Said that he did the same thing last year when the Levitt rumor came up and both called him right back to deny.  As of 6PM tonight, Rob said he still hasn't heard back.  Said that things are much quieter than last time the rumor went around.

   <----- sarcastic

[Dr Rick Daris]

Rob said on GPC that he called Levitt and his agent this morning and left both messages.  Said that he did the same thing last year when the Levitt rumor came up and both called him right back to deny.  As of 6PM tonight, Rob said he still hasn't heard back.  Said that things are much quieter than last time the rumor went around.

   <----- sarcastic

i've heard other similar stuff about people acting and saying different things this time around. leavitt would be a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) not to jump at the chance. tards would be happy and he'd be making 2per in a couple of years. eff me i think it might happen. 

[Rams]

Rob said on GPC that he called Levitt and his agent this morning and left both messages.  Said that he did the same thing last year when the Levitt rumor came up and both called him right back to deny.  As of 6PM tonight, Rob said he still hasn't heard back.  Said that things are much quieter than last time the rumor went around.

   <----- sarcastic

i've heard other similar stuff about people acting and saying different things this time around. leavitt would be a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) not to jump at the chance. tards would be happy and he'd be making 2per in a couple of years. eff me i think it might happen. 

You would prefer the status quo?

[Dr Rick Daris]

Rob said on GPC that he called Levitt and his agent this morning and left both messages.  Said that he did the same thing last year when the Levitt rumor came up and both called him right back to deny.  As of 6PM tonight, Rob said he still hasn't heard back.  Said that things are much quieter than last time the rumor went around.

   <----- sarcastic

i've heard other similar stuff about people acting and saying different things this time around. leavitt would be a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) not to jump at the chance. tards would be happy and he'd be making 2per in a couple of years. eff me i think it might happen. 

You would prefer the status quo?

I don't want leavitt as the next head coach.

[Rams]

Rob said on GPC that he called Levitt and his agent this morning and left both messages.  Said that he did the same thing last year when the Levitt rumor came up and both called him right back to deny.  As of 6PM tonight, Rob said he still hasn't heard back.  Said that things are much quieter than last time the rumor went around.

   <----- sarcastic

i've heard other similar stuff about people acting and saying different things this time around. leavitt would be a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) not to jump at the chance. tards would be happy and he'd be making 2per in a couple of years. eff me i think it might happen. 

You would prefer the status quo?

I don't want leavitt as the next head coach.

Being the DC under Snyder does not guarantee that he'll be the next head coach.  It's a win-win.  He gets back into coaching and has a chance to let people forget that he choked some faggoty little whiner in Florida and we likely get a D that doesn't make me want to cheer for the other team by the 2nd rough ridin' quarter of every game.

When Snyder eventually steps down or is coerced into retirement 2.0, Currie gets to hire his replacement and JL is simply one more guy that can interview for the job if he wants it.  I firmly believe, down in the one little remaining bright spot in my soul, that Currie's not going to let ANYBODY tell him who the next head coach is going to be...and that includes the shirt tucks.  There's precedent all over the country of AD's hiring guys that weren't popular with the money men at their school, and Currie strikes me as that type of guy.

Don't fret the hiring of a proven DC to replace the worst rough ridin' football coach in the history of the sport...just sit back and embrace your inner powerespect.   

[kougar24]

Rob said on GPC that he called Levitt and his agent this morning and left both messages.  Said that he did the same thing last year when the Levitt rumor came up and both called him right back to deny.  As of 6PM tonight, Rob said he still hasn't heard back.  Said that things are much quieter than last time the rumor went around.

   <----- sarcastic

i've heard other similar stuff about people acting and saying different things this time around. leavitt would be a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) not to jump at the chance. tards would be happy and he'd be making 2per in a couple of years. eff me i think it might happen. 

You would prefer the status quo?

I don't want leavitt as the next head coach.

You and I agree on something. But just to be clear, if we could somehow get him here just as DC and not HCIW, sign me up. I mean, why not, right?

[DQ12]

I just want a coach that will ensure that we get to a bowl game every year.  I don't even really care if it's a particularly good bowl game. If that makes me a loser, fine.
  <---- Me enjoying our bowl game in NYC, Houston etc.

[michigancat]

You and I agree on something. But just to be clear, if we could somehow get him here just as DC and not HCIW, sign me up. I mean, why not, right?

I don't think there's a guarantee he'll be good at DC.  Yeah, he was amazing 15 years ago, but so was Del Miller 15 years before he went to SDSU.

[The Whale]

If Sean Snyder has actually moved onto the coaching staff, then it's too late -- Bill's "Final Solution" has already begun.

First, get Sean on staff for a year or two, gradually moving up in importance.

Next, come down with major illness, and put Sean in charge just before that season's KU game.

Sean follows Bill's gameplan to the letter and defeats the atrocious Fighting Gills.

Later that week, announce that the illness wasn't as bad as thought, but will require stepping down to stay on top of treatment.  Also say that the program is on solid footing with Sean in charge.  At that point, he shirt-tucks with money get into a frenzy and demand Sean be offered the job -- after all, he fits the criteria: 1. Name is Snyder.  2. Beat KU.

JFC, Bill is a guy who forces assistants to work 18 hrs a day, even if it involves staring at the wall to get the hours in.  You think he's going to let Currie pick his successor without a fight?  He's probably spending 18 hours a day in a tanning bed right now, laughing his ass off.

[Dugout DickStone]

You and I agree on something. But just to be clear, if we could somehow get him here just as DC and not HCIW, sign me up. I mean, why not, right?

I don't think there's a guarantee he'll be good at DC.  Yeah, he was amazing 15 years ago, but so was Del Miller 15 years before he went to SDSU.

Good point.  We should hold out for a coach that is guaranteed to win games and be really handsome.  

[steve dave]

If Sean Snyder has actually moved onto the coaching staff, then it's too late -- Bill's "Final Solution" has already begun.

First, get Sean on staff for a year or two, gradually moving up in importance.

Next, come down with major illness, and put Sean in charge just before that season's KU game.

Sean follows Bill's gameplan to the letter and defeats the atrocious Fighting Gills.

Later that week, announce that the illness wasn't as bad as thought, but will require stepping down to stay on top of treatment.  Also say that the program is on solid footing with Sean in charge.  At that point, he shirt-tucks with money get into a frenzy and demand Sean be offered the job -- after all, he fits the criteria: 1. Name is Snyder.  2. Beat KU.

JFC, Bill is a guy who forces assistants to work 18 hrs a day, even if it involves staring at the wall to get the hours in.  You think he's going to let Currie pick his successor without a fight?  He's probably spending 18 hours a day in a tanning bed right now, laughing his ass off.

The Whale is a good poster

[Dugout DickStone]

If Sean Snyder has actually moved onto the coaching staff, then it's too late -- Bill's "Final Solution" has already begun.

First, get Sean on staff for a year or two, gradually moving up in importance.

Next, come down with major illness, and put Sean in charge just before that season's KU game.

Sean follows Bill's gameplan to the letter and defeats the atrocious Fighting Gills.

Later that week, announce that the illness wasn't as bad as thought, but will require stepping down to stay on top of treatment.  Also say that the program is on solid footing with Sean in charge.  At that point, he shirt-tucks with money get into a frenzy and demand Sean be offered the job -- after all, he fits the criteria: 1. Name is Snyder.  2. Beat KU.

JFC, Bill is a guy who forces assistants to work 18 hrs a day, even if it involves staring at the wall to get the hours in.  You think he's going to let Currie pick his successor without a fight?  He's probably spending 18 hours a day in a tanning bed right now, laughing his ass off.

Not at all as far fetched as I wish it were.

Except the tanning bed, Snyds is awfully pale.