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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #75 on: June 04, 2011, 01:53:31 PM »
From GoPo

"GARY PATTERSON SPOTTED AT VANIER

I just ran into him at the football complex!!! What's going on???"

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #76 on: June 04, 2011, 01:55:05 PM »
Sean Snyder called him for advice on becoming a head coach

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #77 on: June 04, 2011, 01:57:05 PM »
Relax guys it is saturday, I'm sure we will hear something monday
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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #78 on: June 04, 2011, 02:21:22 PM »
Patterson is getting caught up on all the Jim Leavitt rumors from months ago and is interested in finding out why the hell he wasn't the rumored one?

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #79 on: June 04, 2011, 02:48:25 PM »
Short fat guys with glasses are giving tards fits.

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #80 on: June 04, 2011, 02:52:39 PM »
DON'T eff IT UP THIS TIME GUYS!!!   :shakesfist:

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #81 on: June 04, 2011, 04:27:31 PM »
WILL TAKE!

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #82 on: June 04, 2011, 04:32:24 PM »
Probably giving Cosh a few pointers.
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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #83 on: June 04, 2011, 04:33:39 PM »
Probably giving Cosh a few pointers.

our guys visited TCU awhile back to watch them work so maybe

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #84 on: June 04, 2011, 04:34:53 PM »
Quote from:  sean
DAD! MAKE HIM LEAVE!

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #85 on: June 04, 2011, 08:43:56 PM »
Probably giving Cosh a few pointers.

 :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:

Though would take even more

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #86 on: June 04, 2011, 08:45:37 PM »

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #87 on: June 04, 2011, 08:45:46 PM »
Probably giving Cosh a few pointers.

 :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:

Though would take even more

It would be a waste of time trying to teach Cosh anything.  He's only had 20+ years of experience to not be a shitty football coach, and unfortunately, nothing thus far has resolved that issue.

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #90 on: June 04, 2011, 09:04:54 PM »
Trim is an Acacia?!  Figures.  :lol:

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #91 on: June 04, 2011, 09:12:28 PM »
Trim is an Acacia?!  Figures.  :lol:

Yep, and as you can see by the links I post, I'm also an ou bbs'r, the producer of ku's "The Gridiron", a marketer of Tulsa hotel deals (mods only) and the distributor of the nike nipple stripe shirts to football coaches across the country.  And those are just roles I've held in the last few days.

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #92 on: June 04, 2011, 09:17:17 PM »
Trim is an Acacia?!  Figures.  :lol:

Yep, and as you can see by the links I post, I'm also an ou bbs'r, the producer of ku's "The Gridiron", a marketer of Tulsa hotel deals (mods only) and the distributor of the nike nipple stripe shirts to football coaches across the country.  And those are just roles I've held in the last few days.

lol

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #93 on: June 04, 2011, 09:35:11 PM »
Acacian outed!

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #94 on: June 04, 2011, 09:40:21 PM »
Would the other juggalos chip in on a shared wabash password?

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #95 on: June 04, 2011, 10:32:03 PM »
WILL TAKE!

Got the 3d turf down in time. How ya like that Gary? :gocho:
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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #96 on: June 04, 2011, 11:04:29 PM »
Trim is an Acacia?!  Figures.  :lol:

Yep, and as you can see by the links I post, I'm also an ou bbs'r, the producer of ku's "The Gridiron", a marketer of Tulsa hotel deals (mods only) and the distributor of the nike nipple stripe shirts to football coaches across the country.  And those are just roles I've held in the last few days.

Performance Stripes !!!  :shakesfist:

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #97 on: June 04, 2011, 11:05:08 PM »
Trim is an Acacia?!  Figures.  :lol:

Yep, and as you can see by the links I post, I'm also an ou bbs'r, the producer of ku's "The Gridiron", a marketer of Tulsa hotel deals (mods only) and the distributor of the nike nipple stripe shirts to football coaches across the country.  And those are just roles I've held in the last few days.

Performance Stripes !!!  :shakesfist:

I'm using industry terminology.

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #98 on: June 04, 2011, 11:10:30 PM »
If you have twitter, you need to look up @stevedaveKSU's tweets over the past half an hour regarding #pattersoninvanier. Brilliant.

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Re: It's Patterson!
« Reply #99 on: June 04, 2011, 11:26:17 PM »
Anyway, reading this thread, it's interesting because we have this exact same 'theory' in regards to our coaching search of 07..

Before the SEC championship Herbstreit announced that we had hired Les Miles from LSU live on College Gameday.. Well that led to LSU announcing a press conference later that day and Les saying how he was planning on staying and coaching LSU in the NC game (and a week later a big extension and us hiring Rich Rod)..

The story goes that we had all but hired Miles (had a contract agreed upon in principle and it was basically a done deal for the next day) but Herbie who apparently found out through Desmond (fellow CollegeGamday'er and a member of the Search Committee) went public with before everyone wanted it to be public to sabotage us and ruin it or whatever.. Very similar to your situation, though I tend to think our story at least is exaggerated or just plain bullshit..


Speaking of which, you guys should totally hire Rich Rod, he doesn't suck nearly as bad as we made it seem, and I think he'd be perfect for a place like KSU..