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Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« on: January 01, 2011, 11:44:32 AM »
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“I kind of feel like Michael Vick in some ways,” Pullen said. “I feel like I’ve got something to prove again. I feel like people doubt what I’ve done. Now is the reason for me to show them I’ve worked hard to get everything that’s come my way.

“It really makes you hungry again, and I feel like God did it for a reason.”


http://www.kansascity.com/2010/12/31/2553751/after-k-states-win-pullen-breaks.html#ixzz19o2jx7GV

You got that rough ridin' right, Jake.  With Jesus by your side stealing polos, we are going to rip the Big 12 a new bad person this year.  Doubters/Haters step aside....just like Jake's apt Mike Vick analogy, Mike Vick has Dog-Killing-Jesus right beside him and he's terrorizing the NFC East this year.

My prediction:  Jake average 20+ per, over his next 10 games. 

Yes, it WAS for a reason, Jake....and that Reason is a fresh new coat of paint on the crown molding of the OOD that reads "Conference Champions 2011"


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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2011, 11:49:46 AM »
Team Believe.
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2011, 11:50:22 AM »
Pete please make photoshop of Curtis as Ghandi signifying his 6 game/hunger strike journey
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2011, 11:51:14 AM »
Quote from: wetwillie on January 01, 2011, 11:50:22 AM
Pete please make photoshop of Curtis as Ghandi signifying his 6 game/hunger strike journey

Holy crap, that's a great idea.
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2011, 11:59:38 AM »
I have heard Vick is pretty EMAW.
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2011, 12:32:57 PM »
God works in mysterious ways. Who among us can say why the great white-bearded sky deity made Jake and Kelly vulnerable to the Dillard's offerings of the evil jersey-chasing serpent temptress?  :ck:
So happy Jake is coming out of this with the right attitude. Just of that translates to fewer turnovers.
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2011, 12:34:28 PM »
Hopefully Jake sticks with his New Years Resolution to not suck ass anymore.
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2011, 12:35:47 PM »
Quote from: EMAWzified on January 01, 2011, 12:32:57 PM
God works in mysterious ways. Who among us can say why the great white-bearded sky deity made Jake and Kelly vulnerable to the Dillard's offerings of the evil jersey-chasing serpent temptress?  :ck:
So happy Jake is coming out of this with the right attitude. Just of that translates to fewer turnovers.


Ralph Lauren = the Forbidden Fruit?

(Pete, great shop opportunity here)
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2011, 01:03:58 PM »
Someday, Jake hopes to wear Polo again.
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2011, 02:14:06 PM »
Just 'shopped Pullen as Eve reaching for a polo, Kelly as Adam, a Dillards worker as the snake offering the polo, and Frank as an onlooking parrot. One of my best. And then Photoshop crashed. Lost the motivation.  Pretend you can see it and you love it and give me a couple  :love:  :lol:
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2011, 02:35:21 PM »
Jake comparing himself to Mike Vick = gay (no homo).
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2011, 06:14:36 PM »
Quote from: Pett on January 01, 2011, 02:35:21 PM
Jake comparing himself to Mike Vick = gay (no homo).

stfu, it's a great comparison
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2011, 06:35:27 PM »
RAGS TO POLOS!
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2011, 06:36:39 PM »
i've always felt sort of sorry for him for being so delusional about his abilities.  remember when he talked about being a one and done?  
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2011, 07:12:58 PM »
Quote from: chum1 on January 01, 2011, 06:36:39 PM
i've always felt sort of sorry for him for being so delusional about his abilities.  remember when he talked about being a one and done?  

i don't know this for a fact, but i'm pretty sure that all d-1 bball scholarship players are delusional about their abilities.
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2011, 07:27:38 PM »
Quote from: Rick Daris on January 01, 2011, 07:12:58 PM
Quote from: chum1 on January 01, 2011, 06:36:39 PM
i've always felt sort of sorry for him for being so delusional about his abilities.  remember when he talked about being a one and done?  

i don't know this for a fact, but i'm pretty sure that all d-1 bball scholarship players are delusional about their abilities.

yeah, but his naivete is uniquely innocent. 
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2011, 10:03:14 PM »
Quote from: chum1 on January 01, 2011, 07:27:38 PM
Quote from: Rick Daris on January 01, 2011, 07:12:58 PM
Quote from: chum1 on January 01, 2011, 06:36:39 PM
i've always felt sort of sorry for him for being so delusional about his abilities.  remember when he talked about being a one and done?  

i don't know this for a fact, but i'm pretty sure that all d-1 bball scholarship players are delusional about their abilities.

yeah, but his naivete is uniquely innocent. 

If I were Jake (I WISH!), I'd be taking Hebrew in the Spring semester.  Can you imagine that back court in the Premier League?  :love:

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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2011, 10:06:25 PM »
Quote from: Limestone on January 01, 2011, 11:59:38 AM
I have heard Vick is pretty EMAW.

Wasn't he in Leavenworth when Beasley and Walker were tearing it up? That'd turn anyone EMAW. Not to mention Vick's natural attraction to Dobermans.
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2011, 10:12:12 PM »
Quote from: Stevesie60 on January 01, 2011, 10:06:25 PM
Not to mention Vick's natural attraction to Dobermans.

and to choking stuff out.
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2011, 10:16:11 PM »
Quote from: Pete on January 01, 2011, 10:03:14 PM

If I were Jake (I WISH!), I'd be taking Hebrew in the Spring semester.  Can you imagine that back court in the Premier League?  :love:


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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2011, 11:59:55 PM »
klepto-Jesus is a really good nickname.
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2011, 10:44:07 AM »
Need an emoticon with  :ck: on a cross.
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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2011, 06:59:07 PM »
Quote from: The Whale on January 02, 2011, 10:44:07 AM
Need an emoticon with  :ck: on a cross.

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Re: Jake and klepto-Jesus are going to tear up the Big 12
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2011, 10:35:44 PM »
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