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Bill Self and Hair
« on: December 30, 2010, 08:09:25 PM »
Many on this board, like to imply Bill Self has a hairpiece or toupe (Dax, I'm looking at you).

Jayhawks in the know, realize that Bill had PLUGS.

One is real hair, one isn't.   Just trying to help your smack.  Right now, it's just sad.


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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2010, 08:10:35 PM »
Did he get them on or around when they were in Hawaii the last time...you know, when he was wearing a hat in the ocean?

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2010, 08:12:41 PM »
Thinking Toupe Tactics Always Fail wants to chime in on this.
"Kansas coach Bill Self, who wears the worst toupee we've seen in college sports yet is seemingly never called on it." - Deadspin

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2010, 08:22:26 PM »

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2010, 08:45:00 PM »
good job chemhawk

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2010, 08:48:07 PM »
Welcome to the board!

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2010, 08:49:09 PM »
Thank you chemhawk.  Very informative.

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2010, 08:55:22 PM »


I know the hair is iffy, but this guy was the best Analrapist I ever had.


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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2010, 08:58:26 PM »
Answer my rough ridin' question!  :curse:

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2010, 10:41:23 PM »
Post more.  JACKWAGON!
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2010, 10:44:08 PM »
Post more.  JACKWAGON!
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jackwagon?  really?  really?

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2010, 10:48:33 PM »
Post more.  JACKWAGON!
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jackwagon?  really?  really?

Chingon, I like you.  I like your statty numbers posts and all the rest.  Please refrain from calling out errant posts of mine in the future. 
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2010, 10:51:30 PM »
Post more.  JACKWAGON!
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jackwagon?  really?  really?

Chingon, I like you.  I like your statty numbers posts and all the rest.  Please refrain from calling out errant posts of mine in the future. 
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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2010, 10:54:26 PM »
The dribble of the toad DOES attain the white dove!
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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2010, 10:57:25 PM »
The dribble of the toad DOES attain the white dove!
NO WAY MAN!

Toads are on the ground. Doves are in trees.

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2010, 11:32:16 PM »
Toads are on the ground. Doves are in trees.






maybe what you meant to say was that the white dove is unlikely to quest forage beneath trees where the dribble of the toad does attain it.
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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2010, 02:20:43 AM »
You have no idea how happy I am that chemhawk is posting here.

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2010, 04:21:25 AM »
You have no idea how happy I am that chemhawk is posting here.

one of the few ku posters that hates ksu more than mu
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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2010, 09:02:50 AM »
masta seff should hang a banner and burn a dvd about his great hairs


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2010, 09:03:09 AM »
walnut bowl of hair?


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2010, 09:03:34 AM »
haircaid of hairominance


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2010, 09:57:40 AM »
The best hair plugs in Fly Over Country USA aka Lawrence, KANSAS

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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2010, 11:10:05 AM »
You have no idea how happy I am that chemhawk is posting here.

one of the few ku posters that hates ksu more than mu

i need to know how he feels about iowa.
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Re: Bill Self and Hair
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2010, 04:12:35 PM »
You have no idea how happy I am that chemhawk is posting here.

one of the few ku posters that hates ksu more than mu

I've been a fan ever since his epic "so I was drinking a bottle of wine and thinking about Todd reesing" thread.
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