Denver Airport Conspiracy

[EMAWmeister]

THOSE BASTARDS!

[pike]

The Illuminati lives down there!

[ew2x4]

That was hilariously bad.

[ew2x4]

http://conspiracyscience.com/articles/nwo/denver-international-airport/

[WillieWatanabe]

I love conspiracy theories.

[ew2x4]

I love conspiracy theories.

OMG, 

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Will be going through DIA at some point in the next few days.  Weirdos, give me investigation instructions in case my layover is longer than I think.

[DQ12]

I too will be in DIA soon, I believe the 5th.  I have a layover of 3 hours.  I've given this a cursory amount of research and understand that there's some creepy paintings and a myterious lock of some kind.  What am I missing here?

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I too will be in DIA soon, I believe the 5th.  I have a layover of 3 hours.  I've given this a cursory amount of research and understand that there's some creepy paintings and a myterious lock of some kind.  What am I missing here?

You may have better luck than me.  Besides having a longer layover, you've got more time to grow out your Jesse Ventura ponytail by then.

[DQ12]

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I'll work on the ponytail.  I also plan on asking lower level DIA employees complicated questions and upon hearing their responses (which will almost certainly consist of "I don't know") I'll get really angry and shout "WE DESERVE ANSWERS" at them.

[Panjandrum]

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I'll work on the ponytail.  I also plan on asking lower level DIA employees complicated questions and upon hearing their responses (which will almost certainly consist of "I don't know") I'll get really angry and shout "WE DESERVE ANSWERS" at them.

We're going to need video.  With bad, creepy music.

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I'll work on the ponytail.  I also plan on asking lower level DIA employees complicated questions and upon hearing their responses (which will almost certainly consist of "I don't know") I'll get really angry and shout "WE DESERVE ANSWERS" at them.

Good plan.  I think any layover I have will be under an hour, but I'll try to do some scouting.

I like the double-meaning of "lower level".  Is he referring to $8/hour janitors or to the REAL lower level where the secret base is? 

[EMAWmeister]

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I'll work on the ponytail.  I also plan on asking lower level DIA employees complicated questions and upon hearing their responses (which will almost certainly consist of "I don't know") I'll get really angry and shout "WE DESERVE ANSWERS" at them.

This is a fantastic plan.

[dmartin]

I too will be in DIA soon, I believe the 5th.  I have a layover of 3 hours.  I've given this a cursory amount of research and understand that there's some creepy paintings and a myterious lock of some kind.  What am I missing here?

Last time I went to DIA I had a 3+ hour layover and decided to go searching.  The creepy paintings (and they are creepy) are in the main entrance terminal, and you actually have to leave the secured area to see them.  I didn't realize this until I was already outside. Luckily there was not much of a line to get back into the secured area.

[Dugout DickStone]

Listen, I am not going to comment on the rumors that goEMAW may have purchased a large spread (with walk in humidor) just down the highway from DIA so stop pm'ing me.

TIA

[Brock Landers]

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I'll work on the ponytail.  I also plan on asking lower level DIA employees complicated questions and upon hearing their responses (which will almost certainly consist of "I don't know") I'll get really angry and shout "WE DESERVE ANSWERS" at them.

Good plan.  I think any layover I have will be under an hour, but I'll try to do some scouting.

I like the double-meaning of "lower level".  Is he referring to $8/hour janitors or to the REAL lower level where the secret base is? 

Janitors have the keys to everything, including the secret base.  Plus they still have to clean the secret base.  So Dlew you should try to buddy up with a janitor during your layover and see how much info you can get out of them.  Buy them beer and sandwiches and stuff.

[Dugout DickStone]

Listen assholes, if I were a member of the EMAWnati would I even tell you?  Stop asking!

[EMAWmeister]

Listen assholes, if I were a member of the EMAWnati would I even tell you?  Stop asking!

EMAWnati.  EMAWNATI! I think I just drew wood.  Can the EMAWnati kill Chris Cosh?

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Listen assholes, if I were a member of the EMAWnati would I even tell you?  Stop asking!

EMAWnati.  EMAWNATI! I think I just drew wood.  Can the EMAWnati kill Chris Cosh?

IllumEMAWti gets EMAW into more of the actual word.

[dmartin]

Listen assholes, if I were a member of the EMAWnati would I even tell you?  Stop asking!

EMAWnati.  EMAWNATI! I think I just drew wood.  Can the EMAWnati kill Chris Cosh?

IllumEMAWti gets EMAW into more of the actual word.

can I toss IllEMAWnati on the suggestion pile?

[Dugout DickStone]

Listen assholes, if I were a member of the EMAWnati would I even tell you?  Stop asking!

EMAWnati.  EMAWNATI! I think I just drew wood.  Can the EMAWnati kill Chris Cosh?

IllumEMAWti gets EMAW into more of the actual word.

Throwing these rubes off the scent, I like it. 

[EMAWmeister]

Listen assholes, if I were a member of the EMAWnati would I even tell you?  Stop asking!

EMAWnati.  EMAWNATI! I think I just drew wood.  Can the EMAWnati kill Chris Cosh?

IllumEMAWti gets EMAW into more of the actual word.

can I toss IllEMAWnati on the suggestion pile?

This is the best yet.

[DQ12]

Bad news folks, apparently the layover isn't as long as I thought/hoped for...not even getting off the aircraft.  But the frontier seats are much improved after the midwest absorption.

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Bad news folks, apparently the layover isn't as long as I thought/hoped for...not even getting off the aircraft.  But the frontier seats are much improved after the midwest absorption.

All part of their plan. 

[DQ12]

Bad news folks, apparently the layover isn't as long as I thought/hoped for...not even getting off the aircraft.  But the frontier seats are much improved after the midwest absorption.

All part of their plan. 

Exactly what I was thinking.  The powers that be must have caught wind of this thread.