I need your help...

[Havs]

My posting life on goEMAW has hit a stagnant stretch. I'm struggling post in and post out to truly bring out the best I can. I'm seeking your advice on how to step up my game to the next level, and reach my potential once again. I'm approaching a turning point in my message board life and I'm asking for your help/advice. Thank you.

[0.42]

Post better

[bigwillie20]

Lose your password

[Trim]

You're going to have to guest yourself and come back as a completely new character and never acknowledge your past.

[chunkles]

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=9033.0

[bubbles4ksu]

Some drugs couldn't hurt?

[Benja]

Drugs, definitely drugs.

[wetwillie]

delete your account and come back as some one new/different, but maybe just delete your account

[EMAWzified]

> Demi, < Clones.

[Dugout DickStone]

Stop posting Iowa-ie stuff.  It's a boring state with no appeal.

[Panjandrum]

Try stealing stuff from Dillard's.

["storm"nut]

Follow my example. Being hated is more fun in the BBS world than trying to be liked. Being a Cat fan could not hurt as well.

[EMAWmeister]

Try being less of a small timey Iowa man of taste and distinction? 

[turns_cats_trashy]

Become a scientologist

[Scary Smart]

Stop posting anything related to Iowa State.

[Havs]

Try being less of a small timey Iowa man of taste and distinction? 

Small time is one of the reasons I would post on a Kansas State messageboard...

[EuroCat]

Take your talents to the Phog.

[Dugout DickStone]

Try being less of a small timey Iowa but then again I am an idiotgot? 

Small time is one of the reasons I would post on a Kansas State messageboard...

see, the "i know you are, but what am I" response is just so Iowa-ie.  You have to stop thinking small time, like an Iowan. 

[EMAWmeister]

Try being less of a small timey Iowa man of taste and distinction? 

Small time is one of the reasons I would post on a Kansas State messageboard...

I am rubber and you are glue, dumbass.

[Deez Nutz]

I actually like your posting as an Iowa State fan because it sort of breaks up the groupthink mentality that can pervade a fan base.  And it gives us a good outsider's view of how our program is viewed from a national perspective. 
















Pffffffttttttt!     

[Havs]

I actually like your posting as an Iowa State fan because it sort of breaks up the groupthink mentality that can pervade a fan base.  And it gives us a good outsider's view of how our program is viewed from a national perspective. 
















Pffffffttttttt!     

I was about to slap you until I went a few lines down. Talk about off your game if the above statement was true...

[EMAWmeister]

Is that an Iowa Cubs logo?  God, you really do love that awful state.  

Also, change your rough ridin' sig.  We don't care that you beat the last place team in the big 12. 

[Havs]

Is that an Iowa Cubs logo?  God, you really do love that awful state.  

Also, change your rough ridin' sig.  We don't care that you beat the last place team in the big 12. 

It's a Cub hanging himself...

[0.42]

There's a reason I only make passing mentions of Texas State on here. It'd get on everyone's nerves very quickly if I constantly talked about them. You have more room for error since ISTATEO is in the same conference, but seriously, every post you make is about Iowa. Tone it down a bit, and try to be more funny.

[EMAWmeister]

Is that an Iowa Cubs logo?  God, you really do love that awful state.  

Also, change your rough ridin' sig.  We don't care that you beat the last place team in the big 12. 

It's a Cub hanging himself...

Please follow suit.