No offense to that fat little Koehn girl but I kinda want to punch her in the face for making our Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) fanbase sound even retardedier than usual.
You want Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) women's basketball fans? Here:

I found this local magazine in my Branson hotel room last week (don't ask.)
If you can't read that bottom teaser (best pic I could find), it says: "
REVEALED: Jackie Stiles' First Crush"