Author Topic: townie special (Read 6760 times)

Dr Rick Daris · « **on:** December 22, 2010, 07:50:29 PM »

love that they now sell the student seats over winter break to townies. place is going to get all rowdied up.

http://ev12.evenue.net/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/SEGetEventInfo?ticketCode=GS%3AKSU%3AMB10%3AMINI%3A&linkID=kansuse&shopperContext=&caller=&appCode=

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #1 on:** December 22, 2010, 07:58:57 PM »

townie #1- meet you at male genitals n bull after dinner?
townie #2- no can do. gotta holiday pak and going to go support my cats. fear the beard dude.
townie #1- bobby t's at 10:00 then?
townie #2- eff yeah. you know it bro.
townie #1- that new bobby t's waitress has big tits. go cats.
townie #2- eff yeah she does. go cats. think she'll show 'em to us?
townie #1- hell yeah dude. hell yeah.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #2 on:** December 22, 2010, 08:26:10 PM »

townie #7- hey emily how are you?
townie #11- not great. jimmy deployed in november and the boys are really rebelling without him to put them in line.
townie #7- oh. that sucks. i remember what it was like when dakota deployed. it was tough.
townie #9- you know what cheer the boys up?
townie #11- no. what april?
townie #9- tickets to da cats. fear the beard.
townie #11 great idea. i'll go get one of those new holiday paks right before i head into work.
townie #7- i didn't know you had a job.
townie #11- oh hell yeah. once jimmy deployed i had to get out of the house every once in a while. just started out at bobby t's on monday. i'm loving it. i'm still engorged from the latest pregnancy and it really is showing in the tips i'm collecting.
townie #7- that's great em. go cats
townie #11- fear the beard.
townie #9- yeah. fear the beard and eff obama and the terrorists.
townies #11 and #7- eff yeah. cheers to that.
townie #9- can i bum a smoke from someone?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #3 on:** December 22, 2010, 08:37:13 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on December 22, 2010, 08:26:10 PM

townie #7- hey emily how are you?
townie #11- not great. jimmy deployed in november and the boys are really rebelling without him to put them in line.
townie #7- oh. that sucks. i remember what it was like when dakota deployed. it was tough.
townie #9- you know what cheer the boys up?
townie #11- no. what april?
townie #9- tickets to da cats. fear the beard.
townie #11 great idea. i'll go get one of those new holiday paks right before i head into work.
townie #7- i didn't know you had a job.
townie #11- oh hell yeah. once jimmy deployed i had to get out of the house every once in a while. just started out at bobby t's on monday. i'm loving it. i'm still engorged from the latest pregnancy and it really is showing in the tips i'm collecting.
townie #7- that's great em. go cats
townie #11- fear the beard.
townie #9- yeah. fear the beard and eff obama and the terrorists.
townies #11 and #7- eff yeah. cheers to that.
townie #9- can i bum a smoke from someone?

that funny but seriously, Emily has great cans/

turns_cats_trashy · « **Reply #4 on:** December 22, 2010, 08:38:30 PM »

chum1 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 22, 2010, 08:42:34 PM »

I've been to a few of those games.

Townie- stands there, stares at chum1, thinking he looks familiar
chum1 (former Townie)- turns and walks away quickly

or

Townie- Hey, what's up!
chum1 (former Townie)- Not much. How's it going?
Townie- good (or awesome or something similar)
chum1 (former Townie)-
Townie-
chum1 (former Townie)-
Townie-
chum1 (former Townie)- All right, take it easy, then.
Townie- Later.

turns_cats_trashy · « **Reply #6 on:** December 22, 2010, 08:47:26 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on December 22, 2010, 08:42:34 PM

I've been to a few of those games.

Townie- stands there, stares at chum1, thinking he looks familiar
chum1 (former Townie)- turns and walks away quickly

or

Townie- Hey, what's up!
chum1 (former Townie)- Not much. How's it going?
Townie- good (or awesome or something similar)
chum1 (former Townie)-
Townie-
chum1 (former Townie)-
Townie-
chum1 (former Townie)- All right, take it easy, then.
Townie- Later.

You forgot one key part

Townie- Hey, what's up! (Townie uses spitter)
chum1 (former Townie)- Not much. How's it going?
Townie- good (or awesome or something similar) (Townie uses spitter)
chum1 (former Townie)-
Townie- (Townie uses spitter)
chum1 (former Townie)-
Townie- (Townie uses spitter)
chum1 (former Townie)- All right, take it easy, then.
Townie- Later. (Townie uses spitter)

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #7 on:** December 22, 2010, 08:50:09 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on December 22, 2010, 08:42:34 PM

I've been to a few of those games.

Townie- stands there, stares at chum1, thinking he looks familiar
chum1 (former Townie)- turns and walks away quickly

or

Townie- Hey, what's up!
chum1 (former Townie)- Not much. How's it going?
Townie- good (or awesome or something similar)
chum1 (former Townie)-
Townie-
chum1 (former Townie)-
Townie-
chum1 (former Townie)- All right, take it easy, then.
Townie- Later.

you should tell them about the awards that the baylor blog gave you for your videos. shove it in their faces to show them that you've "made it". then make fun of them for never leaving but do it in a condescending way.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #8 on:** December 22, 2010, 09:28:28 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on December 22, 2010, 08:42:34 PM

I've been to a few of those games.

Townie- stands there, stares at chum1, thinking he looks familiar
chum1 (former Townie)- turns and walks away quickly

or

Townie- Hey, what's up!
chum1 (former Townie)- Not much. How's it going?
Townie- good (or awesome or something similar)
chum1 (former Townie)-
Townie-
chum1 (former Townie)-
Townie-
chum1 (former Townie)- All right, take it easy, then.
Townie- Later.

This thread is incredibly accurate.

An extension of this second townie adventure:

Townie #23 (from across short-moderate distance)- Hey!
Person that moved to Kc- Oh HI!
Townie #23 (moving in)- so you still here? haven't seen you around.
Person that moved to Kc- No I'm up in KC, this is my husband guy from JoCo. We met at K-State.
Guy from JoCo- hey, we met at K-State, but now we live in Kc.
Townie #23- back in town for the holidays?
Person that moved to Kc- Yeah. What are you up to?
Townie #23- still here. You know.
Person that moved to Kc (insincerely)- we just miss it so much. we both are always saying that.
Townie #23- yeah.
Person that moved to Kc- Well....
Townie #23- Maybe I'll see you around.
Person that moved to Kc- Yeah....Yeah....Well, take care.

Pete · « **Reply #9 on:** December 22, 2010, 09:34:27 PM »

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #10 on:** December 22, 2010, 09:48:08 PM »

Quote from: Mr. KK on December 22, 2010, 09:28:28 PM

Quote from: chum1 on December 22, 2010, 08:42:34 PM
I've been to a few of those games.

Townie- stands there, stares at chum1, thinking he looks familiar
chum1 (former Townie)- turns and walks away quickly

or

Townie- Hey, what's up!
chum1 (former Townie)- Not much. How's it going?
Townie- good (or awesome or something similar)
chum1 (former Townie)-
Townie-
chum1 (former Townie)-
Townie-
chum1 (former Townie)- All right, take it easy, then.
Townie- Later.

This thread is incredibly accurate.

An extension of this second townie adventure:

Townie #23 (from across short-moderate distance)- Hey!
Person that moved to Kc- Oh HI!
Townie #23 (moving in)- so you still here? haven't seen you around.
Person that moved to Kc- No I'm up in KC, this is my husband guy from JoCo. We met at K-State.
Guy from JoCo- hey, we met at K-State, but now we live in Kc.
Townie #23- back in town for the holidays?
Person that moved to Kc- Yeah. What are you up to?
Townie #23- still here. You know.
Person that moved to Kc (insincerely)- we just miss it so much. we both are always saying that.
Townie #23- yeah.
Person that moved to Kc- Well....
Townie #23- Maybe I'll see you around.
Person that moved to Kc- Yeah....Yeah....Well, take care.

i'm assuming the above convo took place at OOD concession stands and that the parents of the person who moved to kc got her and her husband the holiday bball townie pak. if not, then please take this convo to combo-fanning where it belongs. thanks. dickhead.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #11 on:** December 22, 2010, 10:00:42 PM »

setting-dec23umkcgame

townie #4- yeah. frank hired the black guy and the black guy was the owner of a team in washington dc and that's were they get all their good players from. pullen and everybody all came w/ the black guy. if he ever leaves, we're screwed. btw, wanna go to bobby t's after the game?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #12 on:** December 22, 2010, 10:09:35 PM »

townie #3- ten dollars for parking? you've got to be rough ridin' kidding me. just let me in for free. the god damn lot is only half full. alright then eff you. i'll just park in the surgical center and walk. btw, which game is the dollar hotdog and popcorn game?

114Hickory · « **Reply #13 on:** December 23, 2010, 11:49:23 AM »

Please don't bring up $1 hotdogs again.

steve dave · « **Reply #14 on:** December 23, 2010, 11:52:29 AM »

I enjoy this thread

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #15 on:** December 23, 2010, 12:01:11 PM »

all townies in unison at the end of the game - "We want Alex" clap clap clap-clap-clap

sys · « **Reply #16 on:** December 23, 2010, 12:09:13 PM »

these townie convos are a delight.

Cire · « **Reply #17 on:** December 23, 2010, 12:18:13 PM »

yes keep them going.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #18 on:** December 23, 2010, 12:53:51 PM »

Towniemom1- Hey Cher!
Towniemom2- Bets!
Towniemom1- How're Klayton and MacGregor?
Towniemom2- Ohmygod! They're both in school now, believe it?
Towniemom1- I do. Riley and Ford are both losing teeth already.
Towniemom2- So is Steve here?
Towniemom1- No, he's with grandpa watchin' it at Bobby T's.
Towniemom2- Oh wow, I think Jayson was going there with foreman.
Towniemom1- Great! Well do you have season tickets or you just buy up the student tickets?
Towniemom2- Oh no. I mean we have 4 tickets to the girls games but we hardly can find time to go to a men's game.
Towniemom1- I know, I know. Well hey, let's meet up at half and see if we can catch up.
Towniemom2- Great to see ya!
Towniemom1- Go Cats!
Towniemom2- Lol! You're right! Go Cats!

OK_Cat · « **Reply #19 on:** December 23, 2010, 01:03:56 PM »

between this and the jake/curt photoshop thread, goEMAW.com is ending 2010 with a BANG.

Benja · « **Reply #20 on:** December 23, 2010, 01:14:14 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on December 22, 2010, 08:26:10 PM

townie #7- hey emily how are you?
townie #11- not great. jimmy deployed in november and the boys are really rebelling without him to put them in line.
townie #7- oh. that sucks. i remember what it was like when dakota deployed. it was tough.
townie #9- you know what cheer the boys up?
townie #11- no. what april?
townie #9- tickets to da cats. fear the beard.
townie #11 great idea. i'll go get one of those new holiday paks right before i head into work.
townie #7- i didn't know you had a job.
townie #11- oh hell yeah. once jimmy deployed i had to get out of the house every once in a while. just started out at bobby t's on monday. i'm loving it. i'm still engorged from the latest pregnancy and it really is showing in the tips i'm collecting.
townie #7- that's great em. go cats
townie #11- fear the beard.
townie #9- yeah. fear the beard and eff obama and the terrorists.
townies #11 and #7- eff yeah. cheers to that.
townie #9- can i bum a smoke from someone?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #21 on:** December 23, 2010, 01:22:30 PM »

townie#7- now this is what i'm talking about. holiday pak to watch the cats over the holidays and all the students are back at home. best time of the year.
townie#8- yeah. this and summer.
townie#7- wanna go to chance after the game?
townie#8- nah. it'll probably be dead.
townie#7- yeah. eff. i keep forgetting all the students are gone.
townie#8- bobby t's?
townie#7- sure

chum1 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 23, 2010, 01:54:54 PM »

townie: we have an olive garden now.
chum1: oh yeah. i think i heard about that.
townie: yep. and a hyvee. it's down on 3rd st. have you seen that whole area? it's totally different down there now.
chum1: yeah, i did see that.
townie: where's your purple?!?! ha ha ha.
chum1: i don't even have any kstate shirts anymore.
townie: ha ha ha ha ha. wait, what?
oh, and LHC Bill Snyder is back. looks like the football team is headed in the right direction again. the thing that i like is that he's recruiting fast players. good speed.
chum1: well, that's good.
townie: [something], [something], with all of this obama stuff, [something]
chum1: well, i better get going. it was good to see you again.

puniraptor · « **Reply #23 on:** December 23, 2010, 02:50:07 PM »

THIS IS IT

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kso_FAN · « **Reply #24 on:** December 23, 2010, 02:55:36 PM »

Quote from: PUNITRATOR on December 23, 2010, 02:50:07 PM

THIS IS IT

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Is that Joe Goll in there?