Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received

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Given:

While a sophomore in high school and working as a Sandwich Artist  I gave away free sandwiches to large senior boys so they would have my back.  Worked out well.

Another time while selling Cinnamon Roasted Almonds at the mall in Topeka, I gave Jarrod Cooper a free bag if he would sign an autograph for me.  (This was after JC left K-State). 

Received:

One time a girl at the Topeka Dillards let me keep the super nice wooden hanger that my Polo shirt was hanging on.   

[KSUTOMMY]

Received:

One time a girl at the Topeka Dillards let me keep the super nice wooden hanger that my Polo shirt was hanging on.

And what did YOU do for her? 

[sonofdaxjones]

A free tank of gas from Steve Miller the former track coach and AD at K-State for when I went and picked up a famous K-State athlete at MCI.  

I personally witnessed multiple K-State athletes use K-State athletic department phones in an improper manner.   Conrad Colbert then assistant AD at K-State went on real witch hunt when they got the telephone bill.    I believe athletes in question had to reimburse the athletic department for their calls.  

I witnessed multiple K-State athletes get like $3 more from K-State coaches than the allowable daily NCAA per Diem for meals.   I believe these athletes used said windfall to buy additional food stuffs at McDonald's.  

I have sat in the parking lot of the Bud Wilkerson Athletic Dormitory at the University of Oklahoma and witnessed University of Oklahoma football players ingress and egress the parking lot in what appeared to be a veritable potpourri if impermissible benefits while wearing clothing that appeared to be of a highly "extra benefit" nature.

[PurpleSleezyE]

Great topic!  I have gotten so much free stuff over the years from friends working places it is scary!

My favorite though was getting free subway sandwiches from a high school cuz I would buy him beer. 

I also used to get free CDs from multiple sources in the 90's before security is as strong as it is. 

[steve dave]

I used to not let Michael Smith into the bar on weekends but he's a coach and not a player and that would be the opposite of a benefit anyway...benefit to everyone else I guess.

[Bill Clarahan]

A free tank of gas from Steve Miller the former track coach and AD at K-State for when I went and picked up a famous K-State athlete at MCI.  

I personally witnessed multiple K-State athletes use K-State athletic department phones in an improper manner.   Conrad Colbert then assistant AD at K-State went on real witch hunt when they got the telephone bill.    I believe athletes in question had to reimburse the athletic department for their calls.  

I witnessed multiple K-State athletes get like $3 more from K-State coaches than the allowable daily NCAA per Diem for meals.   I believe these athletes used said windfall to buy additional food stuffs at McDonald's.  

I have sat in the parking lot of the Bud Wilkerson Athletic Dormitory at the University of Oklahoma and witnessed University of Oklahoma football players ingress and egress the parking lot in what appeared to be a veritable potpourri if impermissible benefits while wearing clothing that appeared to be of a highly "extra benefit" nature.

My ex GF gave free poon to half the FB team while she attended OU.

[justTHEtip]

Given:
Made sweet sweet love with the girl of my dreams.    

Received:
Burning senstiations through my entire body when I pee. (See Given)    

[Scary Smart]

A friend of mine paid for Mike Beasley's Swisher Sweets at Dara's one time. 

[CNS]

Buddy and I used to rip Dillards off constantly.  He worked there, I played pick up.

Used to hook up anyone who would ask.

[MeatSauce]

Tyler Hughes was my lab partner in KIN220 frosh year.  I did 100% of the work.

I have sat in the parking lot of the Bud Wilkerson Athletic Dormitory at the University of Oklahoma and witnessed University of Oklahoma football players ingress and egress the parking lot in what appeared to be a veritable potpourri if impermissible benefits while wearing clothing that appeared to be of a highly "extra benefit" nature.

Did this include the 3 year test drive Adrian Peterson had on that 7 series?

[sonofdaxjones]

Tyler Hughes was my lab partner in KIN220 frosh year.  I did 100% of the work.

I have sat in the parking lot of the Bud Wilkerson Athletic Dormitory at the University of Oklahoma and witnessed University of Oklahoma football players ingress and egress the parking lot in what appeared to be a veritable potpourri if impermissible benefits while wearing clothing that appeared to be of a highly "extra benefit" nature.

Did this include the 3 year test drive Adrian Peterson had on that 7 series?

No, this was in the days of Brian Bosworth and OU football players on the cover of SI in Orange Jumpsuits.

[sys]

I have sat in the parking lot of the Bud Wilkerson Athletic Dormitory at the University of Oklahoma and witnessed University of Oklahoma football players ingress and egress the parking lot.

doesn't surprise me.  would have guessed ku, but ou doesn't surprise me.

[sonofdaxjones]

I have sat in the parking lot of the Bud Wilkerson Athletic Dormitory at the University of Oklahoma and witnessed University of Oklahoma football players ingress and egress the parking lot.

doesn't surprise me.  would have guessed ku, but ou doesn't surprise me.

It's a given over in Lawrence, you should have seen the rides they were handing out when Ted Owens was there.   There's a reason the guy was an all world recruiter, but couldn't coach for $hit.

[Pete]

I gave Jason Bennett a coke at our tailgate before a football game when he was a freshman.  He did NOT pay for it.  

I'd be willing to speak with the NCCA about this.

[doom]

I gave Jason Bennett a coke at our tailgate before a football game when he was a freshman.  He did NOT pay for it.  

I'd be willing to speak with the NCCA about this.

But his shot block record!   

[AbeFroman]

Worked at Jimmy Johns in Aggieville and a very drunk Brandon Archer offered to autograph any K-State posters we had in store. I guess you could say an athlete offered impermissible Benefits

["storm"nut]

Given: Free cups of water on hot days


Received: Free fountain drink refills.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

a hooker once game me the GFE for the price of a handjob. 

[Brock Landers]

In college I worked in the video department at Dillon's.  I told Mitch Running I would waive all of his late fees (about $30 or so) if he scored a touchdown in the next game.  Can't remember which game it was, but he did score a TD. 

[EMAWmeister]

I used to work at the KC Nut Co in Oak Park Mall.  I used to give hot girls more than one sample. 

[dmartin]

Used to not charge Jonathan Beasley for print jobs in the Calvin Computer Lab. Also didn't charge attractive females either, so not sure if it counts anymore.

Gave mark simoneau a beer once at woodway.  no way I was sharing with anyone that didn't kick ass every weekend.

[Brock Landers]

I used to work at the KC Nut Co in Oak Park Mall.  I used to give hot girls more than one sample. 

So lemme get this straight, you let attractive girls sample at least 2 of your nuts?  Bravo, sir.

[Havs]

I bought Chris  Harper a car, and became a KSU donor... NCAA sanctions pending.

[EMAWmeister]

I used to work at the KC Nut Co in Oak Park Mall.  I used to give hot girls more than one sample.  

So lemme get this straight, you let attractive girls sample at least 2 of your nuts?  Bravo, sir.

[pufiZzle]

I remember I posted back on ksufans that I gave Beasley a discount at Hat World in the manhattan mall since he autographed a hat for me.  I think sys or waks pm'ed me and told me that I should take the post down IMMEDIATELY since it screamed impermissible benefit.  I didn't take it down tho