Beth Mendenhall Extremely Creepy Thread

[chum1]

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!

[steve dave]

I kept seeing chum lurking in the Beth Mendenhall threads and I was like, "I really wish chum would take a position on this"

[chum1]

Beth Mendenhall, I hear you callin
But I can't come home to the Collegian right now
Me and the boys are debatin
And we just can't find the index cards

And I'll be right home at the Collegian to you
I think I hear them debatin
Oh, Beth Mendenhall what can I do
Beth Mendenhall what can I do

You say you feel so empty
That our house at the Collegian just ain't a home
And I'm always somewhere else
And you're always there at the Collegian alone

And I'll be right home at the Collegian to you
I think I hear them debatin
Oh, Beth Mendenhall what can I do
Beth Mendenhall what can I do

Beth Mendenhall, I know you're lonely
And I hope you'll be alright
'Cause me and the boys will be debatin
All night

[bakerman]

Beth Mendenhall, I hear you callin
But I can't come home to the Collegian right now
Me and the boys are debatin
And we just can't find the index cards

And I'll be right home at the Collegian to you
I think I hear them debatin
Oh, Beth Mendenhall what can I do
Beth Mendenhall what can I do

You say you feel so empty
That our house at the Collegian just ain't a home
And I'm always somewhere else
And you're always there at the Collegian alone

And I'll be right home at the Collegian to you
I think I hear them debatin
Oh, Beth Mendenhall what can I do
Beth Mendenhall what can I do

Beth Mendenhall, I know you're lonely
And I hope you'll be alright
'Cause me and the boys will be debatin
All night

 

[treysolid]

Beth Mendenhall, I hear you callin
But I can't come home to the Collegian right now
Me and the boys are debatin
And we just can't find the index cards

And I'll be right home at the Collegian to you
I think I hear them debatin
Oh, Beth Mendenhall what can I do
Beth Mendenhall what can I do

You say you feel so empty
That our house at the Collegian just ain't a home
And I'm always somewhere else
And you're always there at the Collegian alone

And I'll be right home at the Collegian to you
I think I hear them debatin
Oh, Beth Mendenhall what can I do
Beth Mendenhall what can I do

Beth Mendenhall, I know you're lonely
And I hope you'll be alright
'Cause me and the boys will be debatin
All night

 

I thought a raccoon was half a star?

[Pete]

Beth Mendenhall, I hear you callin
But I can't come home to the Collegian right now
Me and the boys are debatin
And we just can't find the index cards

And I'll be right home at the Collegian to you
I think I hear them debatin
Oh, Beth Mendenhall what can I do
Beth Mendenhall what can I do

You say you feel so empty
That our house at the Collegian just ain't a home
And I'm always somewhere else
And you're always there at the Collegian alone

And I'll be right home at the Collegian to you
I think I hear them debatin
Oh, Beth Mendenhall what can I do
Beth Mendenhall what can I do

Beth Mendenhall, I know you're lonely
And I hope you'll be alright
'Cause me and the boys will be debatin
All night

 

I thought a raccoon was half a star?

It is.  He just had some spare raccoon change in the ash tray.

[bakerman]

Beth Mendenhall, I hear you callin
But I can't come home to the Collegian right now
Me and the boys are debatin
And we just can't find the index cards

And I'll be right home at the Collegian to you
I think I hear them debatin
Oh, Beth Mendenhall what can I do
Beth Mendenhall what can I do

You say you feel so empty
That our house at the Collegian just ain't a home
And I'm always somewhere else
And you're always there at the Collegian alone

And I'll be right home at the Collegian to you
I think I hear them debatin
Oh, Beth Mendenhall what can I do
Beth Mendenhall what can I do

Beth Mendenhall, I know you're lonely
And I hope you'll be alright
'Cause me and the boys will be debatin
All night

 

I thought a raccoon was half a star?

It is.  He just had some spare raccoon change in the ash tray.

I wasn't completely aware of how much a raccoon was worth. But on a 5 point scale 3.5 works 

[chum1]

[felix rex]

wow. that is really effective on a small screen scrolldown.

[OK_Cat]

wow, chum is really killing it. 

don't worry, beth, i'm sure he'll make it quick and painless   

[bethmendenhall]

This is seriously weird.

[felix rex]

So what did you think of the game, Beth?

[CNS]

Beth, not TP's suit, will be the end of this place.

[Brock Landers]

This is seriously weird.

Beth, please refer to the Beth Mendenhall Non-Creepy Thread.  TIA

[steve dave]

TO THE BETH MENDENHALL NON-CREEPY THREAD! 

[Rage Against the McKee]

I think I've found the for the red highlights.

[NXL]

I'd love to see Beth's eyes looking at me while she sucks my sausage.