Dear Wally Judge,
Over the past week or so members of this message board, including myself, have concerned ourselves with your personal life. We circled like sharks when it was announced that you were temporary leaving the team to deal with off the court issues. We wondered what the problem could be. I realized today that whatever is going on with you, I'm confident you didn't beat up your girlfriend with a sink and assault another girl while on your way to beat up your girlfriend with a sink. I can only assume that since those things didn't happen, that you also didn't assault two dudes, one of which was rough ridin' your girl. There is no one rough ridin' your girl because we are all EMAW.
Anyways, sorry about the 5 page thread where we all rumor mongered. Whatever is going on will work itself out soon enough. And thanks for not beating up your girlfriend with a sink and assaulting another girl while on your way to beat up your girlfriend with a sink and for not assaulting two dudes, one of which was rough ridin' your girl. Because that would be really rough ridin' embarrassing and you seem to be better than that.
From,
'clams