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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #125 on: December 16, 2010, 09:51:32 PM »
Mario Little's version of the shocker: Two in the pink, then thrown at the sink.

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #126 on: December 16, 2010, 09:53:54 PM »
lol

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #127 on: December 16, 2010, 10:01:42 PM »
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You know what a ‘Fry-Daddy is?’’’ KU senior Mario Little asked while looking for an item for the kitchen. He already had a basketball and a Monopoly Deal game nestled in his shopping cart.

“We didn’t play games like Monopoly in Chicago. We made up our own games as we went along,” Windy City native Little cracked.

Little — who had the help of a friend during his shopping spree — helped direct the action. A true senior leader, he told sophomore Elijah Johnson to put some items back on the rack.


“He gave ’em some Denny’s gift cards and movie show gift cards. He was trying to do his own thing. I was just trying to help him out before anybody saw it,” Little said, as Johnson re-focused through the aisles with a big smile on his face.

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2010/dec/15/ku-basketball-spreads-holiday-cheer-shops-needy-fa/


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Maybe I'm  :opcat:

but does


remind you of




Yes. I don't think noticing similar looks makes someone  :opcat: He chose to dress himself in that fashion...the fashion of the crack head from Chapelle Show.

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #128 on: December 16, 2010, 10:05:25 PM »
Mario Little's version of the shocker: Two in the pink, then thrown at the sink.

:dunno:

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #129 on: December 16, 2010, 10:15:02 PM »
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You know what a ‘Fry-Daddy is?’’’ KU senior Mario Little asked while looking for an item for the kitchen. He already had a basketball and a Monopoly Deal game nestled in his shopping cart.

“We didn’t play games like Monopoly in Chicago. We made up our own games as we went along,” Windy City native Little cracked.

Little — who had the help of a friend during his shopping spree — helped direct the action. A true senior leader, he told sophomore Elijah Johnson to put some items back on the rack.


“He gave ’em some Denny’s gift cards and movie show gift cards. He was trying to do his own thing. I was just trying to help him out before anybody saw it,” Little said, as Johnson re-focused through the aisles with a big smile on his face.

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2010/dec/15/ku-basketball-spreads-holiday-cheer-shops-needy-fa/


FREE MARIO LITTLE!!!

Maybe I'm  :opcat:

but does


remind you of




Yes. I don't think noticing similar looks makes someone  :opcat: He chose to dress himself in that fashion...the fashion of the crack head from Chapelle Show.

As the angry black voice of the board, I'll allow it.  BTW the name of the Dave Chappelle crackhead is Tyrone Biggums

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #130 on: December 16, 2010, 10:16:09 PM »
insider story of what happened:

mario little has a girlfriend, she is a basketball manager, her name is lacey.

two baseball players, names are alex and brandon, are at lacey's apartment.

mario knocked the door down, and it was apparent somehow that alex had mumped lacey at one point in the night. he might have already known. mario hit alex in the head twice. lacey ran out, as she was running out got hit at some point because she has injuries and had to go to the hospital.

someone called the cops during this because of the noise.
 :cheers: go mario!

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #131 on: December 16, 2010, 10:16:18 PM »
Mario Little's version of the shocker: Two in the pink, then thrown at the sink.

:dunno:

 :lol: That's fantastic Dlew

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #132 on: December 16, 2010, 10:36:03 PM »
Mario Little's version of the shocker: Two in the pink, then thrown at the sink.

:dunno:

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #133 on: December 16, 2010, 11:20:11 PM »
insider story of what happened:

mario little has a girlfriend, she is a basketball manager, her name is lacey.

two baseball players, names are alex and brandon, are at lacey's apartment.

mario knocked the door down, and it was apparent somehow that alex had mumped lacey at one point in the night. he might have already known. mario hit alex in the head twice. lacey ran out, as she was running out got hit at some point because she has injuries and had to go to the hospital.

someone called the cops during this because of the noise.
 :cheers: go mario!

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #134 on: December 17, 2010, 04:27:17 AM »
Mario Little's version of the shocker: Two in the pink, then thrown at the sink.

:dunno:


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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #135 on: December 17, 2010, 04:56:27 AM »
Well, there are 3 Alex's on the ku baseball team, 1 is a pretty big dude about Little's size and one of the others goes up to Little's waist.


http://www.kuathletics.com/sports/m-basebl/mtt/kan-m-basebl-mtt.html


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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #136 on: December 17, 2010, 08:24:46 AM »
insider story of what happened:

mario little has a girlfriend, she is a basketball manager, her name is lacey.

two baseball players, names are alex and brandon, are at lacey's apartment.

mario knocked the door down, and it was apparent somehow that alex had mumped lacey at one point in the night. he might have already known. mario hit alex in the head twice. lacey ran out, as she was running out got hit at some point because she has injuries and had to go to the hospital.

someone called the cops during this because of the noise.
 :cheers: go mario!


Sounds like a case of Chinese Finger Cuffs

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #137 on: December 17, 2010, 09:03:50 AM »
With a third they could have been "air tight". :lol:

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #138 on: December 17, 2010, 09:25:36 AM »
FACT:  64% of baseball players are named Alex

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #139 on: December 17, 2010, 09:26:34 AM »
FACT:  64% of baseball players are named Alex

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #140 on: December 17, 2010, 09:29:21 AM »
FACT:  64% of baseball players are named Alex

And now, batting in the 5-hole, the third baseman of your Kansas City Royals, ALEX DAVE!

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #141 on: December 17, 2010, 09:46:49 AM »
Praise be to Allah.

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #142 on: December 17, 2010, 02:03:19 PM »
Well, there are 3 Alex's on the ku baseball team, 1 is a pretty big dude about Little's size and one of the others goes up to Little's waist.


http://www.kuathletics.com/sports/m-basebl/mtt/kan-m-basebl-mtt.html

yeah, dax.  i already posted who the player was.  like 5 minutes after someone asked.  try to read the threads.


btw, self's interview tape is kinda funny.  some reporter references the word "girlfriend".  he sputters and is like "whoa, whoa, whoa, i wouldn't call her a a girlfriend.  whoa, now"
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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #143 on: December 17, 2010, 02:32:53 PM »
Well, there are 3 Alex's on the ku baseball team, 1 is a pretty big dude about Little's size and one of the others goes up to Little's waist.


http://www.kuathletics.com/sports/m-basebl/mtt/kan-m-basebl-mtt.html

yeah, dax.  i already posted who the player was.  like 5 minutes after someone asked.  try to read the threads.


btw, self's interview tape is kinda funny.  some reporter references the word "girlfriend".  he sputters and is like "whoa, whoa, whoa, i wouldn't call her a a girlfriend.  whoa, now"

The cops called her a girlfriend.  Basically, Bill Self is calling the Lawrence Police Department a group of liars.  I wouldn't go that route, but Bill is obviously calling out the police.

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #144 on: December 17, 2010, 02:34:11 PM »
Well, there are 3 Alex's on the ku baseball team, 1 is a pretty big dude about Little's size and one of the others goes up to Little's waist.


http://www.kuathletics.com/sports/m-basebl/mtt/kan-m-basebl-mtt.html

yeah, dax.  i already posted who the player was.  like 5 minutes after someone asked.  try to read the threads.


btw, self's interview tape is kinda funny.  some reporter references the word "girlfriend".  he sputters and is like "whoa, whoa, whoa, i wouldn't call her a a girlfriend.  whoa, now"
  She is the athletic departments rent a slut and Mario fell in love how cute.

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #145 on: December 17, 2010, 02:35:22 PM »
"You can't turn a hooker into a housewife". 

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« Reply #146 on: December 17, 2010, 03:00:11 PM »
Pretty sure it's: "can't make a ho a housewife." 

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #147 on: December 17, 2010, 03:23:13 PM »
Well, there are 3 Alex's on the ku baseball team, 1 is a pretty big dude about Little's size and one of the others goes up to Little's waist.


http://www.kuathletics.com/sports/m-basebl/mtt/kan-m-basebl-mtt.html

yeah, dax.  i already posted who the player was.  like 5 minutes after someone asked.  try to read the threads.


btw, self's interview tape is kinda funny.  some reporter references the word "girlfriend".  he sputters and is like "whoa, whoa, whoa, i wouldn't call her a a girlfriend.  whoa, now"


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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #148 on: December 17, 2010, 03:54:27 PM »
Pretty sure it's: "can't make a ho a housewife." 

You are correct.  I was translating for all the crackers here.

That and it has been a while since I had Shorty The Pimp in the CD player.

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Re: Crap, this is not good . . .
« Reply #149 on: December 28, 2010, 12:47:01 PM »
Little's court date has been moved to May. Just in time for not-basketball season. Wonder if this will result in him getting unsuspended since they'll have to wait so long to find out the "details"