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hallway and sidewalk walking
« on: December 14, 2010, 09:06:18 AM »
this thread is meant for the dumbasses that don't know how to walk down a hallway or sidewalk.

hallways and sidewalks should be treated like roads.  don't walk down the wrong side of the hall and expect me to move out of your way, dumbass.  don't expect me to excuse myself for you walking down the wrong side of the hall either, dumbass, because it's not going to happen.

don't walk down the wrong side of the sidewalk while staring at your cell phone or things will get really ugly.



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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2010, 09:12:58 AM »
Easily in the top 3 of my pet peeves.

I'm surrounded by idiots at work that don't know this.


Also, don't stop and have a convo with someone at the one point in a whole hallway or sidewalk where there's a bottleneck.  Or stop right where you are and turn around.  I'm following right behind you dumbass!!

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2010, 09:13:15 AM »
I cussed out an old lady because, for some reason, she missed the gigantic american flag in front of the mall, thought we were in england, and started walking down the incorrect side of the aisle.

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2010, 09:18:10 AM »
some loser just gave me that exact same lecture when we nearly bumped into each other here at sprint.  that's where i work.  sprint.  

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2010, 09:20:05 AM »
Also applies in the grocery store(and really anywhere there is any form of traffic).  I will no doubt make the news some day for killing someone in the grocery store.

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2010, 09:28:58 AM »
Also applies in the grocery store(and really anywhere there is any form of traffic).  I will no doubt make the news some day for killing someone in the grocery store.

Problem here, at a place like Walmart they fill the middle of their walkways with crap so it creates two lanes. That means I often get stuck behind some eff moving at a snails pace which forces me to jump into the left lane to pass.

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2010, 09:31:23 AM »
Easily in the top 3 of my pet peeves.

I'm surrounded by idiots at work that don't know this.


Also, don't stop and have a convo with someone at the one point in a whole hallway or sidewalk where there's a bottleneck.  Or stop right where you are and turn around.  I'm following right behind you dumbass!!

My pet peeve:  people who follow right behind me in the hallway.  I always stop abruptly and turn around just to upset these dumbasses.
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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2010, 09:37:34 AM »
what's worse is when it's on stairways. right is right left is wrong, ass hole. 
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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2010, 09:38:25 AM »
Also applies in the grocery store(and really anywhere there is any form of traffic).  I will no doubt make the news some day for killing someone in the grocery store.

Problem here, at a place like Walmart they fill the middle of their walkways with crap so it creates two lanes. That means I often get stuck behind some eff moving at a snails pace which forces me to jump into the left lane to pass.

Passing is fine, just like it is in any other form of traffic.  Respecting the form is what makes this possible. 

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2010, 09:47:41 AM »
Also applies in the grocery store(and really anywhere there is any form of traffic).  I will no doubt make the news some day for killing someone in the grocery store.

Problem here, at a place like Walmart they fill the middle of their walkways with crap so it creates two lanes. That means I often get stuck behind some eff moving at a snails pace which forces me to jump into the left lane to pass.

walmart quit putting stuff in the walkways because surveys told them that it bugged people.  the hallways should be much wider and open now, similar to how target does it.  that was their model.


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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2010, 10:02:56 AM »
I get most annoyed by people who walk slow on sidewalks. I generally walk extremely fast, and nothing pisses me off more than two people walking side by side ... one ... slow ... step ... at ... a ... time.


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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2010, 10:40:31 AM »
I get most annoyed by people who walk slow on sidewalks. I generally walk extremely fast, and nothing pisses me off more than two people walking side by side ... one ... slow ... step ... at ... a ... time.


That's the WORST :chainsaw: , especially when traffic is heavy from the opposing side. I tend to feel like a real creep upon being so close to the person in front.

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2010, 11:05:21 AM »
I get most annoyed by people who walk slow on sidewalks. I generally walk extremely fast, and nothing pisses me off more than two people walking side by side ... one ... slow ... step ... at ... a ... time.


That's the WORST :chainsaw: , especially when traffic is heavy from the opposing side. I tend to feel like a real creep upon being so close to the person in front.

Don't.   They need to be made to feel like they're being dumbasses.

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2010, 03:02:50 PM »
If you are in, say, Bermuda, would you walk on the left side?  If not, I see some real problems here with international environnments like airports and large multinational corporation headquarters.

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2010, 03:06:32 PM »
How about I walk on whatever damn side I feel like Stalin?

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2010, 03:17:47 PM »
How about I walk on whatever damn side I feel like Stalin?

how about i place a big black boot tread on your rough ridin' face, boot tread face?


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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2010, 03:20:26 PM »
How about I walk on whatever damn side I feel like Stalin?

how about i place a big black boot tread on your rough ridin' face, boot tread face?
I would love, LOVE, to see you try.  LOVE IT!

Not surprised to see you're a goon who wears black boots.  Still keeping that altar for Kurt Cobain lit? :lol:

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2010, 03:26:12 PM »
I get most annoyed by people who walk slow on sidewalks. I generally walk extremely fast, and nothing pisses me off more than two people walking side by side ... one ... slow ... step ... at ... a ... time.


That's the WORST :chainsaw: , especially when traffic is heavy from the opposing side. I tend to feel like a real creep upon being so close to the person in front.

Hey dumbasses, if you're in such a rough ridin' hurry why are you walking?

Idiots.

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2010, 03:33:41 PM »
How about I walk on whatever damn side I feel like Stalin?

how about i place a big black boot tread on your rough ridin' face, boot tread face?
I would love, LOVE, to see you try.  LOVE IT!

Not surprised to see you're a goon who wears black boots.  Still keeping that altar for Kurt Cobain lit? :lol:

sorry bro, not sure who kurt cobain is but maybe you've heard of justin bobby?  ya thought so, dumbass.


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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2010, 03:44:50 PM »
How about I walk on whatever damn side I feel like Stalin?

how about i place a big black boot tread on your rough ridin' face, boot tread face?
I would love, LOVE, to see you try.  LOVE IT!

Not surprised to see you're a goon who wears black boots.  Still keeping that altar for Kurt Cobain lit? :lol:

sorry bro, not sure who kurt cobain is but maybe you've heard of justin bobby?  ya thought so, dumbass.
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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2010, 04:11:13 PM »
spaniards are very bad at walking in lanes.  makes me wonder if chingon is a secret spaniard.
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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2010, 04:18:16 PM »
I get most annoyed by people who walk slow on sidewalks. I generally walk extremely fast, and nothing pisses me off more than two people walking side by side ... one ... slow ... step ... at ... a ... time.


That's the WORST :chainsaw: , especially when traffic is heavy from the opposing side. I tend to feel like a real creep upon being so close to the person in front.

Hey dumbasses, if you're in such a rough ridin' hurry why are you walking?

Idiots.

Because you can't drive your car on the sidewalk.

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2010, 04:21:54 PM »
spaniards are very bad at walking in lanes.  makes me wonder if chingon is a secret spaniard.
You son of a bitch.

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2010, 08:58:32 PM »
I saw KK/FFF cross on a sidewalk opposite Jeffy/DS once.  Very awkward.

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Re: hallway and sidewalk walking
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2010, 03:07:27 PM »
I would like to hear your stance on moving sidewalks and escalators. :users:
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