More importantly, I wouldn't drive to Manhattan on a Monday night to go watch them play Alcorn State when I can watch a glorified scrimmage from the comfort of my own home.
And I certainly wouldn't blame you. I've always thought it's about as lame as it gets to try and talk trash on attendance numbers for games like this. The game was sold out, K-State got it's money anyways, who cares about no-shows for a game like Alcorn State? I've gone to a lot of sporting events and seen a lot of other teams fan's, and honestly, KU and K-State both have very good loyal fan-bases for the most part, but any Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) can see that KU has some clear advantages when it comes to pure attendance numbers, such as having 85% of their alumni within 90 minutes, 10 times as many alums as ksu within 30 min, bigger town, slightly bigger school, and other such reasons that any eff stick should be able to figure out.
I'm five minutes away so I was there, but no way in hell am I driving two hours each way with work in the morning to watch Frank work his favorite strategy; playing the "go 12-deep on the bench within the first five minutes of game-time while asserting dominance by picking random starter to sit the games entirety for fun wacky reasons like eye hernia's, "lessons", or just because of some dream I had. Then let a Canadian run the point for 30 minutes alongside terrified homely looking walkon's in hopes of turning the game into one big steaming turd sandwich with a side of complete cluster eff so as to allow me to destroy my players physically and mentally the rest of the week and tell interviewers how I'd literally fight each and every upperclassmen right now for being such non-leadership practicing assholes if I wasn't so busy being sick to my stomach puking blood and sobbing uncontrollably most of the day from having to be around this smelly abortion of colossal $!#* muscles posing as a basketball team every day", game.
