If you were going to gut the staff, who would you start with?

[pissclams]

i'm not trying to imply that only one of these underachievers deserves to be fired, because quite honestly there are several on staff that should be run out of town.  however, i think we can all agree that the measure of incompetence is not level across the staff and that some deserve to go before others. 

who would you fire first?

you have this collection of lube drippings to choose from-
 

• Frank Martin - Head Coach
• Dalonte Hill - Associate Head Coach
• Brad Underwood - Assistant Coach
• Matt Figger - Assistant Coach
• Andy Assaley - Director of Operations
• Doug Edwards - Director of Student-Athlete Development
• Lamont Evans - Graduate Student Manager
• Scott Greenawalt - Strength and Conditioning Coach
• Dylan Lockwood - Video Coordinator
• Amanda Steffens - Administrative Assistant
• Brandon Yoder - Assistant Athletic Trainer

 

[sys]

amanda notapanda.  been wanting to get her the eff out for years.


hope we're not limited to just one, though.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Brandon Yoder must go.

[jtksu]

The correct answer is:  everyone but Greenie.

[kso_FAN]

Probably just poor management from top down. Start at the top, then see if the current staff would be willing to work with Chipman.

[CHONGS]

Probably just poor management from top down. Start at the top, then see if the current staff would be willing to work with Chipman.

Time for Jank?

[mcmwcat]

hopefully we can get this Mark Fox feller. 

[pissclams]

this thread is for who is the most deserving to have a spot in clams' doghouse.   for now, please include any and all members of this staff who you feel are under performing.  it's performance review time.

i'm trying to hold the staff accountable in the same fashion that frank holds his players accountable.  

to that end, brad underwood seems to be a legitimate candidate to walk the plank first.  maybe i'm just not aware of what he brings to the table.

[ben ji]

i'm not trying to imply that only one of these underachievers deserves to be fired, because quite honestly there are several on staff that should be run out of town.  however, i think we can all agree that the measure of incompetence is not level across the staff and that some deserve to go before others. 

who would you fire first?

you have this collection of lube drippings to choose from-
 

• Frank Martin - Head Coach
• Dalonte Hill - Associate Head Coach
• Brad Underwood - Assistant Coach
• Matt Figger - Assistant Coach
• Andy Assaley - Director of Operations
• Doug Edwards - Director of Student-Athlete Development
• Lamont Evans - Graduate Student Manager
• Scott Greenawalt - Strength and Conditioning Coach
• Dylan Lockwood - Video Coordinator
• Amanda Steffens - Administrative Assistant
• Brandon Yoder - Assistant Athletic Trainer

 

I vote for Jake's beard. That thing has been worthless since march.

[wetwillie]

i'm not trying to imply that only one of these underachievers deserves to be fired, because quite honestly there are several on staff that should be run out of town.  however, i think we can all agree that the measure of incompetence is not level across the staff and that some deserve to go before others. 

who would you fire first?

you have this collection of lube drippings to choose from-
 

• Frank Martin - Head Coach
• Dalonte Hill - Associate Head Coach
• Brad Underwood - Assistant Coach
• Matt Figger - Assistant Coach
• Andy Assaley - Director of Operations
• Doug Edwards - Director of Student-Athlete Development
• Lamont Evans - Graduate Student Manager
• Scott Greenawalt - Strength and Conditioning Coach
• Dylan Lockwood - Video Coordinator
• Amanda Steffens - Administrative Assistant
• Brandon Yoder - Assistant Athletic Trainer

 

I vote for Jake's beard. That thing has been worthless since march.

Spoken like a true squawk

[sys]

3   Frank Martin - Head Coach [/li][/list]
10 Dalonte Hill - Associate Head Coach [/li][/list]
8   Brad Underwood - Assistant Coach [/li][/list]
1   Matt Figger - Assistant Coach [/li][/list]
7   Andy Assaley - Director of Operations [/li][/list]
9   Doug Edwards - Director of Student-Athlete Development [/li][/list]
4   Lamont Evans - Graduate Student Manager [/li][/list]
2   Scott Greenawalt - Strength and Conditioning Coach [/li][/list]
6   Dylan Lockwood - Video Coordinator [/li][/list]
11 Amanda Steffens - Administrative Assistant [/li][/list]
5   Brandon Yoder - Assistant Athletic Trainer [/li][/list]

i ranked them for you 'clams.  start firing with the higher numbers and work your way down as far as you need to.

[I_have_purplewood]

3   Frank Martin - Head Coach [/li][/list]
10 Dalonte Hill - Associate Head Coach [/li][/list]
8   Brad Underwood - Assistant Coach [/li][/list]
1   Matt Figger - Assistant Coach [/li][/list]
7   Andy Assaley - Director of Operations [/li][/list]
9   Doug Edwards - Director of Student-Athlete Development [/li][/list]
4   Lamont Evans - Graduate Student Manager [/li][/list]
2   Scott Greenawalt - Strength and Conditioning Coach [/li][/list]
6   Dylan Lockwood - Video Coordinator [/li][/list]
11 Amanda Steffens - Administrative Assistant [/li][/list]
5   Brandon Yoder - Assistant Athletic Trainer [/li][/list]

i ranked them for you 'clams.  start firing with the higher numbers and work your way down as far as you need to.

Switch Underwood and Dalonte here and you're spot on.  Underwood gives a great post game rap.. 

[pissclams]

3   Frank Martin - Head Coach [/li][/list]
10 Dalonte Hill - Associate Head Coach [/li][/list]
8   Brad Underwood - Assistant Coach [/li][/list]
1   Matt Figger - Assistant Coach [/li][/list]
7   Andy Assaley - Director of Operations [/li][/list]
9   Doug Edwards - Director of Student-Athlete Development [/li][/list]
4   Lamont Evans - Graduate Student Manager [/li][/list]
2   Scott Greenawalt - Strength and Conditioning Coach [/li][/list]
6   Dylan Lockwood - Video Coordinator [/li][/list]
11 Amanda Steffens - Administrative Assistant [/li][/list]
5   Brandon Yoder - Assistant Athletic Trainer [/li][/list]

i ranked them for you 'clams.  start firing with the higher numbers and work your way down as far as you need to.

whenever i do this exercise i never know what to do with lamont evans.  some days he feels like he's on top of his game, other days he's just kind of....meh.  amanda, i think we can all agree, needs to go asap.  the problem is that she's just suckling on the teet that is the frank martin experiment.  why go for low hanging fruit when i could take out dalonte in round 1?

[sys]

if you want hill out before amanda, that's fine.  i think everyone can agree that both should go.  however, i strongly suggest you don't touch evans.  if he needs to be moved up to 2 to be safe, then do that.  if anyone other that figger is untouchable, it's lamont.

he does so much that the average fan never learns about.  and honestly covers a lot of asses for the rest of the staff, if you know what i mean.

[Dr Rick Daris]

3   Frank Martin - Head Coach [/li][/list]
10 Dalonte Hill - Associate Head Coach [/li][/list]
8   Brad Underwood - Assistant Coach [/li][/list]
1   Matt Figger - Assistant Coach [/li][/list]
7   Andy Assaley - Director of Operations [/li][/list]
9   Doug Edwards - Director of Student-Athlete Development [/li][/list]
4   Lamont Evans - Graduate Student Manager [/li][/list]
2   Scott Greenawalt - Strength and Conditioning Coach [/li][/list]
6   Dylan Lockwood - Video Coordinator [/li][/list]
11 Amanda Steffens - Administrative Assistant [/li][/list]
5   Brandon Yoder - Assistant Athletic Trainer [/li][/list]

i ranked them for you 'clams.  start firing with the higher numbers and work your way down as far as you need to.

love assaley.

[pissclams]

glad to hear about evans.   i'll see about pulling some strings to get movement on the steffens issue right away.

[pissclams]

3   Frank Martin - Head Coach [/li][/list]
10 Dalonte Hill - Associate Head Coach [/li][/list]
8   Brad Underwood - Assistant Coach [/li][/list]
1   Matt Figger - Assistant Coach [/li][/list]
7   Andy Assaley - Director of Operations [/li][/list]
9   Doug Edwards - Director of Student-Athlete Development [/li][/list]
4   Lamont Evans - Graduate Student Manager [/li][/list]
2   Scott Greenawalt - Strength and Conditioning Coach [/li][/list]
6   Dylan Lockwood - Video Coordinator [/li][/list]
11 Amanda Steffens - Administrative Assistant [/li][/list]
5   Brandon Yoder - Assistant Athletic Trainer [/li][/list]

i ranked them for you 'clams.  start firing with the higher numbers and work your way down as far as you need to.

love assaley.

stay on topic door knob.

[Dr Rick Daris]

3   Frank Martin - Head Coach [/li][/list]
10 Dalonte Hill - Associate Head Coach [/li][/list]
8   Brad Underwood - Assistant Coach [/li][/list]
1   Matt Figger - Assistant Coach [/li][/list]
7   Andy Assaley - Director of Operations [/li][/list]
9   Doug Edwards - Director of Student-Athlete Development [/li][/list]
4   Lamont Evans - Graduate Student Manager [/li][/list]
2   Scott Greenawalt - Strength and Conditioning Coach [/li][/list]
6   Dylan Lockwood - Video Coordinator [/li][/list]
11 Amanda Steffens - Administrative Assistant [/li][/list]
5   Brandon Yoder - Assistant Athletic Trainer [/li][/list]

i ranked them for you 'clams.  start firing with the higher numbers and work your way down as far as you need to.

love assaley.

stay on topic door knob.

it was a stupid topic. you know what else i love? cheese curds. they are really good. have you ever had them?

[sonofdaxjones]

They should all stay and Te450K needs to go into the collegiate athletic financial shake down hall of fame in the same class as Tim Weiser and Ron Prince.

[pencat]

Brandon Yoder, a cancer on the team.   

[kougar24]

This board has now gone overboard. Pace yourselves with this stuff, fellas.

[ChiComCat]

Definitely Amanda Steffens.  I don't even want to get into how she got on the staff to begin with...

[Pete]

Definitely Amanda Steffens.  I don't even want to get into how she got on the staff to begin with...

Obviously the Administrative Assistant is always going to take loads of the blame, but that's what she signed up for.

[Dirty Deeds]

'Te @ 550k per 4 star is a little pricey. I'd start with him. Considering he delivered Wally, he now owes us 1mill.

[wabash909]

Cut the head off to kill the snake, clams.