Author Topic: Guys who crap and it sounds like you're having an orgasm (Read 8987 times)

pissclams · « **on:** February 12, 2010, 09:45:34 AM »

seriously, wtf is wrong with you? also, can we get a courtesy flush from time to time? no one wants to stand at the urinal marinating in your stanky ass release.

Annyong · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2010, 09:51:02 AM »

I went to the bathroom yesterday only to find someone had shat all behind the toilet and even sprayed the courtesy seat covers too. There is this one guy who sounds like he's giving birth. You can actually hear his load drop. Sounds like he is throwing an anchor in the sea.

pissclams · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2010, 10:03:24 AM »

Quote from: Annyong on February 12, 2010, 09:51:02 AM

I went to the bathroom yesterday only to find someone had shat all behind the toilet and even sprayed the courtesy seat covers too. There is this one guy who sounds like he's giving birth. You can actually hear his load drop. Sounds like he is throwing an anchor in the sea.

i don't get it, there's something wrong with these people.

Annyong · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2010, 10:15:43 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 12, 2010, 10:03:24 AM

Quote from: Annyong on February 12, 2010, 09:51:02 AM
I went to the bathroom yesterday only to find someone had shat all behind the toilet and even sprayed the courtesy seat covers too. There is this one guy who sounds like he's giving birth. You can actually hear his load drop. Sounds like he is throwing an anchor in the sea.
i don't get it, there's something wrong with these people.

Is this what we are to expect in our 50's?

Wish MJ were here to confirm.

pike · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2010, 10:29:25 AM »

Is there anything wrong with taking a huge explosion crap and saying "WOO!!!" after the explosion?

LinuxHuskerSometimesBasketballCat · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2010, 10:37:15 AM »

Quote from: pike on February 12, 2010, 10:29:25 AM

Is there anything wrong with taking a huge explosion crap and saying "WOO!!!" after the explosion?

I do this all the time, but only in a public restroom.

Annyong · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2010, 10:38:56 AM »

Quote from: pike on February 12, 2010, 10:29:25 AM

Is there anything wrong with taking a huge explosion crap and saying "WOO!!!" after the explosion?

No. As long as you don't say: "What in the eff was that?"

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2010, 02:26:30 PM »

who gives a crap??

LinuxHuskerSometimesBasketballCat · « **Reply #8 on:** February 14, 2010, 02:49:42 PM »

I'm not one to donate my crap, my on occasion the doctor has asked for a stool sample. So i would say that I give crap.

Cire · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2010, 02:56:14 PM »

I hate poopers that aren't courteous. you don't have to be that loud if you don't want it to be. and fracking flush that crap.

Winters · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2010, 03:10:49 PM »

OT: Hate it when d00dz are talking to each other while taking a crap..."You played a good back 9" "THHHHANKSSS"

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2010, 06:30:19 PM »

had a roommate once that would leave little poop streaks on the back/middle of the toilet seat. at first we (4 of us) were all "wtf? who is doing this to us? who hates us like this? then we gradually narrowed it down to him. don't know how he was doing it. i think he was using some kind of inverted wiping style or maybe under wiping and just scooting really far back on the seat. honestly no idea. it was horrible.

felix rex · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2010, 09:49:33 PM »

FACT: If I go to take a dump, and have a choice between a toilet with a pube on the seat and a toilet with crap sprayed all over inside the bowl (but a pristine seat), I'll brush that pube off and choose seat #1 everytime.

waks · « **Reply #13 on:** February 15, 2010, 12:47:45 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on February 14, 2010, 09:49:33 PM

FACT: If I go to take a dump, and have a choice between a toilet with a pube on the seat and a toilet with crap sprayed all over inside the bowl (but a pristine seat), I'll brush that pube off and choose seat #1 everytime.

Doesn't seem too out of the ordinary...

Testy Westy · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2010, 12:55:17 AM »

does anyone else throw a ton of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a dump so the water doesn't splash on your ass? ...in public restrooms anyways

mcmwcat · « **Reply #15 on:** February 15, 2010, 09:40:03 AM »

i think the actual problem is you sound like you are taking a crap during sex.

The Whale · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2010, 11:46:12 AM »

Quote from: Cire on February 14, 2010, 02:56:14 PM

I hate poopers that aren't courteous. you don't have to be that loud if you don't want it to be. and fracking flush that crap.

It's because they hate you. They're probably looking out between the little gaps, seeing that's it's you pissing at the urinal, then making a conscious decision not to give the courtesy flush.

LinuxHuskerSometimesBasketballCat · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2010, 12:19:44 PM »

I don't like the courteous flush. I like to bask in my glorious feat, and then stand to see it in it's greatness. Sometimes i'll take a picture and pic msg my friends.

everyone shut up · « **Reply #18 on:** October 21, 2015, 09:20:33 AM »

Wow, guy next to me really enjoyed that one

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #19 on:** October 21, 2015, 09:51:13 AM »

@mocat

mocat · « **Reply #20 on:** October 21, 2015, 09:52:46 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on October 21, 2015, 09:51:13 AM

@mocat

i assume you are referring to the grotesque grammar in the thread title?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #21 on:** October 21, 2015, 09:58:17 AM »

Quote from: mocat on October 21, 2015, 09:52:46 AM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on October 21, 2015, 09:51:13 AM
@mocat

i assume you are referring to the grotesque grammar in the thread title?

No you got on my case for talking about coworkers shitting but you give clams a free pass. It's bullshit!

mocat · « **Reply #22 on:** October 21, 2015, 09:59:50 AM »

outrage over lack of outrage!

pissclams · « **Reply #23 on:** October 21, 2015, 11:16:04 AM »

mocat didn't even post here in 2010

hemmy · « **Reply #24 on:** October 21, 2015, 11:16:43 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on October 21, 2015, 11:16:04 AM

mocat didn't even post here in 2010

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