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weirdest things you have seen at a party
« on: December 05, 2010, 04:28:32 AM »
I once saw a guy bring a dead crow into a party and pet it while holding a 40oz of mickey's under his arm


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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2010, 09:01:24 AM »
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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2010, 09:30:22 AM »
Would have to go through some of the foggy memories to be sure, but one was when I walked up toa a party and there was 2 guys and a girl on the couch on the porch. One guy was finger banging her, the other dude was making out with her. Seems like someone should have been on her tits, but I guess four is a crowd.
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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2010, 12:17:06 PM »
There was definitely a girl getting gobbed out on the couch at a party I went to, also right in front of God and everybody.
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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2010, 12:46:58 PM »
i saw someone do a keg stand.  for a minute! :surprised:

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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2010, 03:43:37 PM »
We had a beer pong rule that if you missed the table completely you had to play the rest of the game without your pants. Well a couple girls were playing and missed the table, both drop trou and one of the girls pubic region expanded well outside her panty region. Pretty much the most amazing/scary thing I've seen. And she obviously had no concern for what it looked like down there or how we all responded which I'm sure was a bunch of dudes that looked like  :eek:

Also 2 chicks got in a huge fight and destroyed our bathroom door by one of them being thrown through it. Pure entertainment. :cheers:

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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2010, 03:49:45 PM »
We had a beer pong rule that if you missed the table completely you had to play the rest of the game without your pants. Well a couple girls were playing and missed the table, both drop trou and one of the girls pubic region expanded well outside her panty region. Pretty much the most amazing/scary thing I've seen. And she obviously had no concern for what it looked like down there or how we all responded which I'm sure was a bunch of dudes that looked like  :eek:

Also 2 chicks got in a huge fight and destroyed our bathroom door by one of them being thrown through it. Pure entertainment. :cheers:

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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2010, 04:16:15 PM »
Definitely also saw a chick fight. it spilled out into the parking lot. It was like a royal rumble.

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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2010, 04:20:46 PM »
I guess probably a guy sticking his hand down the back of a chick's pants and touching her bad person. It wasn't really sexual either.
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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2010, 04:29:37 PM »
I was at this party and this guy was wearing shorts and flip flops.  Well the thing was is that it was freezing outside. So weird.

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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2010, 04:33:34 PM »
i haven't been to a party yet but am looking forward to going to some next year when i get to k-state go cats


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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2010, 04:37:58 PM »
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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2010, 05:28:10 PM »
Walked into the wrong party(friends house was next door) freshman year off bertrand. When we walked in the front door there was a guy with a 10 ft python on his shoulders.

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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2010, 05:32:41 PM »
Walked into the wrong party(friends house was next door) freshman year off bertrand. When we walked in the front door there was a guy with a 10 ft python on his shoulders.

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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2010, 05:37:44 PM »
We were hosting a party on Fremont and some cac hole from the apartment building next to us parked in one of our three parking spaces. We encouraged everyone at our party to grab something from the fridge/kitchen and covered that explorer. One dude took a dump on the bumper.
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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2010, 05:44:21 PM »
...grumblings that a certain Dr. who frequents this board may or may not have upper decked a sucky party thrown by people he didn't like...
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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2010, 06:05:44 PM »
A guy pretending to be autistic so that his canadian friend acting as his caretaker had a pre-made excuse to take off with all the beer.

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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2010, 06:24:15 PM »
A guy pretending to be autistic so that his canadian friend acting as his caretaker had a pre-made excuse to take off with all the beer.

A friend and I used to do something similar. We'd go around parties and Aggieville and he acted like he had Down's (he's in theater so he actually did an incredibly convincing job) and he'd strike up conversations with people while their friends asked me why the hell I would bring a guy with Down's to parties, if I let him drink, etc. Eventually, people starting telling me how great of a person I was for taking care of him on a weekend night, and then we felt too guilty to pull that stunt anymore.

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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2010, 06:35:29 PM »
Was at a party at UC. A arm wrestling match broke out. Some dude snapped his humerus bone, could see the bone almost stick out of his skin. Sounded like celery snapping. Good times.
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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2010, 06:46:26 PM »
A guy pretending to be autistic so that his canadian friend acting as his caretaker had a pre-made excuse to take off with all the beer.

A friend and I used to do something similar. We'd go around parties and Aggieville and he acted like he had Down's (he's in theater so he actually did an incredibly convincing job) and he'd strike up conversations with people while their friends asked me why the hell I would bring a guy with Down's to parties, if I let him drink, etc. Eventually, people starting telling me how great of a person I was for taking care of him on a weekend night, and then we felt too guilty to pull that stunt anymore.

Yeah, at the thing I witnessed, one of the canadians may have gotten a date out of the deal with a girl at the party who had a soft spot for dudes who take care of tards.

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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2010, 08:38:21 PM »
A guy pretending to be autistic so that his canadian friend acting as his caretaker had a pre-made excuse to take off with all the beer.

A friend and I used to do something similar. We'd go around parties and Aggieville and he acted like he had Down's (he's in theater so he actually did an incredibly convincing job) and he'd strike up conversations with people while their friends asked me why the hell I would bring a guy with Down's to parties, if I let him drink, etc. Eventually, people starting telling me how great of a person I was for taking care of him on a weekend night, and then we felt too guilty to pull that stunt anymore.

Yeah, at the thing I witnessed, one of the canadians may have gotten a date out of the deal with a girl at the party who had a soft spot for dudes who take care of tards.

I got some shits and giggles, so tell that canadian to suck it.

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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2010, 10:15:18 AM »
Was at a party and a naked mile broke out.  ( lived accross from Old Stadium)

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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2010, 11:50:45 AM »
Me and a buddy crashed a party one night slightly drunck. Looked in the fridge for something to eat and the only thing in the fridge was a dead mouse between two pieces of bread with a toothpick through it!!    :eek:
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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2010, 12:05:44 PM »
At a new years party I saw a terrifying chain reaction of events that culminated in the breaking of all of the windows on the lower floor of this poor house.
 
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Most people just kicked out the windows. However, one young man (with red hair) slipped his hand into one of the christmas stockings hanging from the fireplace and punched all the way through the window, storm window, and even the screen on the outside!

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Re: weirdest things you have seen at a party
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2010, 12:12:39 PM »
At a new years party I saw a terrifying chain reaction of events that culminated in the breaking of all of the windows on the lower floor of this poor house.
 
 :surprised:

Most people just kicked out the windows. However, one young man (with red hair) slipped his hand into one of the christmas stockings hanging from the fireplace and punched all the way through the window, storm window, and even the screen on the outside!

:horrorsurprise:
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