Little things that make you :angry:

[econocat]

people that know there is a fracking goddamn help file to help themselves figure out wtf they are trying to do but they are too goddamn important/lazy to look at the fracking help file and they just ask you because they think you have time to help fix their crap but what they don't know is that they will die and i will laugh.

Don't mean to sound uppity, but I rough ridin' hate when employees are too rough ridin' lazy to figure crap out for themselves. I rough ridin' snapped on a dude today who asked me like ten questions on the same damn thing. Look: if you can't do the rough ridin' job without me pushing on your ass, pack your crap up and get the eff out.

Bet you are legendary with your Human resource dept when they do exit interviews!

[j rake]

People who hold doors when walking through double doors.

Person ahead of me holds door #1 and lets me pass. I proceed to door #2.

I return the favor and hold door #2 for them. They pass me.

We end up in the same spot....wtf is the point 

[Farley Grudge]

Also, my wife used to pronounce "home" like "hayome" and that pissed me right the eff off.

Did she date Paco May before getting with you?

 

Also, I hate TPS reports.

[GetFipps]

Also, my wife used to pronounce "home" like "hayome" and that pissed me right the eff off.

Did she date Paco May before getting with you?

No, but Jarod Cooper said "Hey baby" to her once. 

[felix rex]

people that know there is a fracking goddamn help file to help themselves figure out wtf they are trying to do but they are too goddamn important/lazy to look at the fracking help file and they just ask you because they think you have time to help fix their crap but what they don't know is that they will die and i will laugh.

Don't mean to sound uppity, but I fracking hate when employees are too fracking lazy to figure crap out for themselves. I fracking snapped on a dude today who asked me like ten questions on the same damn thing. Look: if you can't do the fracking job without me pushing on your ass, pack your crap up and get the shazbot! out.

Bet you are legendary with your Human resource dept when they do exit interviews!

I'm a defense contractor. They rough ridin' love me.

[PandaXpanda]

1. Wires. They turn everything into a chaotic, rough ridin' mess. I wish the world was wireless.

2. Being rushed.  I hate it, esp. in the morning when I've just woken up. 

3.  People that get overly anxious/nervous/dramatic about everything.  Chill the eff out, people.

[felix rex]

1. Wires. They turn everything into a chaotic, fracking mess. I wish the world was wireless.

Obviously except for baling wire, which is amazing, benevolent and beyond reproach.

[yoman]

1. Wires. They turn everything into a chaotic, fracking mess. I wish the world was wireless.

Obviously except for baling wire, which is amazing, benevolent and beyond reproach.

I can agree with this completely. 3 days ago I hooked a few new speakers up for my sound system.  I hooked them up in a nice civilized order. I decided to move a couple of the speakers around to see if i can get the blend of sound to sound better, but when i try to move it, I move every damn speaker because somehow all of the wires have gotten tangled up. I'm just like "HOW THE eff DOES THIS crap HAPPEN?!"

[Pexikan]

Drunk people when I'm sober. Crowded elevators. Getting my ass kicked by Chicat at darts. Lighting the wrong end of a cigarette when its dark. People who take pets everywhere they go. Listening to people bitch. Late night at Walmart when they close every checkout line but one and there's like 10 people ahead of you buying their months supply of groceries. Drinking flat beer on a sunday night after 8 because its all you have left and convenient stores have stopped selling beer even though they are still open! There now I feel better...

[Cire]

People that are Smoking weed when you aren't annoy me.

[Winters]

People who talk at the movie theater.

[econocat]

Anybody that uses the word 'paradigm' or 'paradigm shift'   
Anybody that uses the word 'proactive' 

[ChiComCat]

When people are making a left turn and you are approaching the left turn lane on their left, and they turn too sharp and cut across your lane and you have to stop shorter.  (I can include a diagram if thats too confusing)

[SleepFighter]

People who talk at the movie theater.

People who repost things from earlier in the same thread.

[LinuxHuskerSometimesBasketballCat]

People who ask you a question they already know the answer to.

[Saulbadguy]

People who put ketchup on hot dogs
People who order steaks well done and/or people who use steak sauce
People who say "I don't like seafood"
Bagels with fruit in it
Cream cheese with fruit in it
People who bring in donuts for their birthday or w/e and all they bring is 4 boxes of glazed
People who are in the front of the line for any kind of food event such as above, same guy every time
People who order pizza and all they get is a bunch of thin crust from Pizza Hut or Papa Johns

[WillieWatanabe]

people who wait till the last second to turn on their left turn signal, so it leaves me no time to move over to the other lane to get past them.

[Saulbadguy]

Professional garage sale shoppers.

[Stupid Fitz]

Professional garage sale shoppers.

Never understood the garage sale.  Hey, lets go walk 14 miles and go through some else's crap that if they don't sell it for a quarter, they are just going to throw it away later. 

[ChiComCat]

People that stand in a line for food forever, then get to the front and don't know what they fracking want

(I'd assume this is already in the thread, but am not hunting back through 4 pages to check)

[WillieWatanabe]

Professional garage sale shoppers.

Never understood the garage sale.  Hey, lets go walk 14 miles and go through some else's crap that if they don't sell it for a quarter, they are just going to throw it away later. 

for the people that know what they are doing, its a rough ridin' gold mine.

[mcmwcat]

democrats and republicans.  like a bunch of idiots rooting for someone in professional wrestling.

[Stupid Fitz]

Professional garage sale shoppers.

Never understood the garage sale.  Hey, lets go walk 14 miles and go through some else's crap that if they don't sell it for a quarter, they are just going to throw it away later. 

for the people that know what they are doing, its a fracking gold mine.

Seems like it would take a lot of time and effort to find this gold, prob better off digging for real gold IMO. 

[pissclams]

the dipshits that lean over the glass at Chipotle and point down at the stuff they want in their burrito anger me.

[Dugout DickStone]

the dipshits that lean over the glass at Chipotle and point down at the stuff they want in their burrito anger me.

Elite iPhone 'polte app has completely alleviated this concern.