BOOMER!

[OK_Cat]

Today, we're all Sooners.

   <---but with a hillbilly

[steve dave]

 

[slimz]

Team, Venzy, State, Conference

[I_have_purplewood]

Going to a little 'Husker' get together tonight under the guise of actually pulling for the corn.    I might cheer for them on the outside just so I can eat and drink the free stuff without a ton of guilt but on the inside I'm going to be pulling for Boomer and will pee on the floor and bowl lid when I have to take a leak.  And because they're Husker fans they won't suspect a thing. 

[steve dave]

Going to a little 'Husker' get together tonight under the guise of actually pulling for the corn.    I might cheer for them on the outside just so I can eat and drink the free stuff without a ton of guilt but on the inside I'm going to be pulling for Boomer and will pee on the floor and bowl lid when I have to take a leak.  And because they're Husker fans they won't suspect a thing. 

no, get in people's faces and rub it in

[wetwillie]

Going to a little 'Husker' get together tonight under the guise of actually pulling for the corn.    I might cheer for them on the outside just so I can eat and drink the free stuff without a ton of guilt but on the inside I'm going to be pulling for Boomer and will pee on the floor and bowl lid when I have to take a leak.  And because they're Husker fans they won't suspect a thing. 

Hopefully Beebe et al have a plan to make sure Nebraska loses in a soul crushing fashion, at which point it is your duty to:

[get_HIT]

TIMELINE:

[Dugout DickStone]

Where is the part where he pees in his pants?

[jtksu]

I think it would be nice ig he were to simultaneously pee his pants and weep uncontrollably.

[Johnny Wichita]

Going to a little 'Husker' get together tonight under the guise of actually pulling for the corn.    I might cheer for them on the outside just so I can eat and drink the free stuff without a ton of guilt but on the inside I'm going to be pulling for Boomer and will pee on the floor and bowl lid when I have to take a leak.  And because they're Husker fans they won't suspect a thing. 

Sounds like a squawk.

[I_have_purplewood]

Going to a little 'Husker' get together tonight under the guise of actually pulling for the corn.    I might cheer for them on the outside just so I can eat and drink the free stuff without a ton of guilt but on the inside I'm going to be pulling for Boomer and will pee on the floor and bowl lid when I have to take a leak.  And because they're Husker fans they won't suspect a thing. 

Sounds like a squawk.

How dare you.  How rough ridin' dare you.

[NXL]

Team, Venzy, State, Conference

Love this pic.  Venz looks like one of those guys on 24 when "Jones" or whoever the latest "chemical interrogator" injects that nerve crap in him.

[NXL]

Make fart noises with your hands.

[hemmy]

NU to Texas bowl?

[Tobias]

I was really impressed with the ability of the Washington State bench to fly to Dallas, clone themselves, and don Nubbs gear in < 24 hrs.  I think I saw that Scrotum guy in at least 37 different seats.

[ChiComCat]

I wonder what the Husker excuse du jour will be

[BigCat]

I was really impressed with the ability of the Washington State bench to fly to Dallas, clone themselves, and don Nubbs gear in < 24 hrs.  I think I saw that Scrotum guy in at least 37 different seats.

Yeah I had a nice dinner and then basically had to leave the room for ten minutes after every nubb fan camera shot, just to keep my filet mignon down. BTW if anyone has it DVR'd, go back to about 10 seconds before the kickoff for a great shot of a really smart-looking nubb fan in a grey shirt waving enthusiastically. Then screen cap and turn into a gif, plz. tia

[get_HIT]

TIMELINE:

Did I call this poop or what!?  BOOM  

[MadCat]

Depends!

[Pete]

He PEEED!

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Depends!

This shot needs some captions.  Hey ref, this is a little embarassing but, Uhh, I piss'd myself.

[WillieWatanabe]

Depends!

Hope those bulges are their cups.

[MadCat]

Hope those bulges are their cups.

Didn't have time to change out of their codpieces from the Renaissance fair.

[bakerman]

Depends!

Hope those bulges are their cups.

Fear Boner!!!

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Pelini-You mean during the penile emplant surgery, they put rod inside your ...?  Gulp.