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really big microwave question
« on: December 02, 2010, 02:02:38 PM »
guys,

does anybody know how to build one? i'm ideally looking for one large enough to hold a human and capable of going up to at least power level IV. any help you can give for this project would be appreciated and feel free to pm if necessary.

thanks,
daris


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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 02:03:09 PM »
it'll probably make you sterile

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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 02:04:23 PM »
guys,

does anybody know how to build one? i'm ideally looking for one large enough to hold a human and capable of going up to at least power level IV. any help you can give for this project would be appreciated and feel free to pm if necessary.

thanks,
daris
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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 02:05:24 PM »
guys,

does anybody know how to build one? i'm ideally looking for one large enough to hold a human and capable of going up to at least power level IV. any help you can give for this project would be appreciated and feel free to pm if necessary.

thanks,
daris
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does it have a timer capable of going up to at least ninety seconds?

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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 02:06:36 PM »
i do know how to build one. However, it does not mix well with Pepper juices.
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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2010, 02:08:22 PM »
guys,

does anybody know how to build one? i'm ideally looking for one large enough to hold a human and capable of going up to at least power level IV. any help you can give for this project would be appreciated and feel free to pm if necessary.

thanks,
daris
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does it have a timer capable of going up to at least ninety seconds?
I think you already know the answer...

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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2010, 02:14:41 PM »
I thought it was going to be a really big question about a regular sized microwave.  Turns out I couldn't have been more wrong.

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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2010, 02:18:55 PM »
I thought it was going to be a really big question about a regular sized microwave.  Turns out I couldn't have been more wrong.

What if the question was actually about a pony?  Seems like you would have been more wrong.  Squawk.

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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2010, 02:27:51 PM »
I thought it was going to be a really big question about a regular sized microwave.  Turns out I couldn't have been more wrong.

What if the question was actually about a pony?  Seems like you would have been more wrong.  Squawk.

oh my god yes. guess you can take the cd out of the squawk but you can't take the squawk out of the 33. another one outed. good lord.

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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 02:41:42 PM »
guys,

does anybody know how to build one? i'm ideally looking for one large enough to hold a human and capable of going up to at least power level IV. any help you can give for this project would be appreciated and feel free to pm if necessary.

thanks,
daris
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does it have a timer capable of going up to at least ninety seconds?
Why woudl you want it to go for 90 seconds? everyone knows after 1 min 28 seconds your insides become a geltinous goo.  And that at 88 seconds you time travel so the insides melting shouldn't matter unless you for get to put it on Level 4.

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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2010, 03:20:08 PM »
I thought it was going to be a really big question about a regular sized microwave.  Turns out I couldn't have been more wrong.

What if the question was actually about a pony?  Seems like you would have been more wrong.  Squawk.

There are no degrees of wrong.  There is only right and wrong.  And more wrong.

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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2010, 03:22:08 PM »
I thought it was going to be a really big question about a regular sized microwave.  Turns out I couldn't have been more wrong.

What if the question was actually about a pony?  Seems like you would have been more wrong.  Squawk.

There are no degrees of wrong.  There is only right and wrong.  And more wrong.

This obviously completely ignores Kinda Wrong and Kinda Right.

The world is not black and white.

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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2010, 03:28:08 PM »
I thought it was going to be a really big question about a regular sized microwave.  Turns out I couldn't have been more wrong.

What if the question was actually about a pony?  Seems like you would have been more wrong.  Squawk.

There are no degrees of wrong.  There is only right and wrong.  And more wrong.

This obviously completely ignores Kinda Wrong and Kinda Right.

The world is not black and white.
Racist! Squawk!

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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 05:16:23 PM »
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funny story about it.  my friend that i know built a microwave a day ago.  anyways, the thing is pretty redic. 


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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 05:57:49 PM »
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funny story about it.  my friend that i know built a microwave a day ago.  anyways, the thing is pretty redic. 


Got a popcorn button?

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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2010, 06:44:14 PM »
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funny story about it.  my friend that i know built a microwave a day ago.  anyways, the thing is pretty redic. 


Got a popcorn button?

a microwave ain't crap without a popcorn button

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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2010, 07:38:53 PM »
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funny story about it.  my friend that i know built a microwave a day ago.  anyways, the thing is pretty redic. 


Got a popcorn button?

he built it with a brain that he made by putting together the brains of a bunch of squirrels he found in his neighborhood.  the brain has a sensor in it with a wire that plugs into whatever food you're cooking.  it then senses the type of food you're going to cook and the amount of microwaves it will take to cook it perfectly. 

timers are for micron00bs.  or should i say macron00bs, lmao.  n00bs.


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Re: really big microwave question
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Re: really big microwave question
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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2010, 11:16:40 AM »

Not a microwave dipcac.

looks like cns casey finally got the money to start building his dream house.

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Re: really big microwave question
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2010, 03:46:11 PM »

Not a microwave dipcac.

looks like cns casey finally got the money to start building his dream house.

Too many walls