jalapeno juice question

[Dr Rick Daris]

i have a massive jar of jalapenos at my house. i made some mac-n-cheese last night and put some tuna in it. then i thought maybe to zip it up some, i'd pour some of the jalapeno juice from the jar in as well and then instead of eating it w/ a fork, i'd eat it with tortilla chips. fellas, it was really good.

my question is, was this bad for me? i mean, i hear of people eating jalapenos all the time but have never heard of humans just having their juice. apple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, etc are all very common but you can't buy jalapeno juice on it's own which makes me think that maybe i wasn't supposed to drink it. would love to hear thoughts especially from people in the medical field.

[OK_Cat]

you are probably sterile now   

[Dr Rick Daris]

you are probably sterile now   

i did some research outside of here and a poster named mackster thinks that it is okay to do it. does anyone know him or know if he's in a medical field?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081011194542AA9c4hP

[steve dave]

I love jap juice and banana pep juice and pretty much all of the chile/pepper juices out there. 

[ChiComCat]

I googled for "dr. mackster" and came up empty  I wouldn't trust him

[Brock Landers]

I'm not a doctor nor do I play one on TV.  Jalapeno juice is probably fine and sounds like an awesome way to dress up M&C w/ T.

However your ass might disagree with you when that meal makes it's glorious exit.

[steve dave]

HINT:  Put a little bit of pepperoncini juice on your salad to spice things up in the bedroom by which I mean salad bowl by which I mean the actual bowl you put the lettuce and stuff in  

[CHONGS]

you are probably sterile now  

i did some research outside of here and a poster named mackster thinks that it is okay to do it. does anyone know him or know if he's in a medical field?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081011194542AA9c4hP

Let me ask one of my wealthy doctor friends.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Its basically saltwater.

Try this one.  Take a jar of pickled japs, remove them and leave just the juice.  Bring it to a boil and stir in as much sugar as it will hold.  Return the peppers to the sugary brine (you'll need a bigger container) and put in the fridge for a couple of days.  put the peppers/juice on crackers spread with cream cheese.  

[Dr Rick Daris]

you are probably sterile now   

i did some research outside of here and a poster named mackster thinks that it is okay to do it. does anyone know him or know if he's in a medical field?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081011194542AA9c4hP

Let me ask one of my wealthy doctor friends.

thanks chingon. i also just read a study of where some people ground up jalapenos and then injected them into the stomachs of old people and nothing bad happened which is good but again it is dealing with jalapenos and i'm specifically just concerned w/ their juice.

[CHONGS]

Good news and bad news.

The good news is that jalapeno juice is only a mild carcinogen.

The bad news is that when combined with the traces of mercury found in commercial canned tuna, the jalapeno juice + mercury reaction produces a ton of free heavy metal radicals.  In other words, you can NEVER get inside an MRI again, and quite frankly should avoid magnets all together.  

Secret good news:  if you can manage to build a large enough microwave to enclose your entire body, you can time travel if you place yourself inside on Pwr Lvl 4 for 1min 28 seconds.

[OK_Cat]

DARIS,

I asked some people who know some things, and I can't answer your question.....BUT, if you ever get the juice in your eye, then world-reknowned medical expert Guest20806848 says,


Putting some yogurt on your eye works the best. I tried water & milk, but yogurt was the only one that worked. It stopped the sting & I could see in 20 seconds of putting it on!

[sys]

chingzy's doc friends nailed.  the jal juice is fine, but that tuna isn't doing you any favors.  more like slowly killing you, but not so slowly, if you know what i mean.

anyways, stop eating tuna, and if you recover, you should be fine.

[AbeFroman]

I worked at a suburban Kansas City fast food taco joint in high school. We used to poke hot dogs with toothpicks and soak them overnight in jalapeno juice. Worked wonders

[CHONGS]

I worked at a suburban Kansas City fast food taco joint in high school. We used to poke hot dogs with toothpicks and soak them overnight in jalapeno juice. Worked wonders

OK George Lopez

[Dr Rick Daris]

I worked at a suburban Kansas City fast food taco joint in high school. We used to poke hot dogs with toothpicks and soak them overnight in jalapeno juice. Worked wonders

hotdogs or hot dogs? neither one should be inside of a fast food taco joint in my opinion. also, given that you are from kansas city and the overall ridiculousness of this story, i will assume that you are a squawk. run along now back to doc squaksmith and the other squawks. good lord.

[WillieWatanabe]

Co-Worker said you are mumped. He did not elaborate. Good luck.

[KSUTOMMY]

I worked at a suburban Kansas City fast food taco joint in high school. We used to poke hot dogs with toothpicks and soak them overnight in jalapeno juice. Worked wonders

OK George Lopez

sounds amazing

[Rage Against the McKee]

Secret good news:  if you can manage to build a large enough microwave to enclose your entire body, you can time travel if you place yourself inside on Pwr Lvl 4 for 1min 28 seconds.

Power lvl 4 would cause your insides to explode at 1 min 22 seconds, so you would just be sending your corpse to the future, fyi.

[CHONGS]

Secret good news:  if you can manage to build a large enough microwave to enclose your entire body, you can time travel if you place yourself inside on Pwr Lvl 4 for 1min 28 seconds.

Power lvl 4 would cause your insides to explode at 1 min 22 seconds, so you would just be sending your corpse to the future, fyi.

wrong.....