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Weird Story (Law School Related) NOW WITH AUDIO
« on: December 01, 2010, 01:40:16 PM »
So my friend from Canada attends law school on the East Coast.

She was telling me about this strange girl in her class.

Highlights include:

1. Interrupted Constitutional Law 1L year to scream about the baby holocaust going on in the United States.
2. Over Christmas break 1L year she bought a one way ticket to London, hopped on the plane with no luggage, only a book bag. And was detained by customs and immediately put on a flight back to the US.
3. Wrote her law review write on submission in poem form.
4. Sent out cover letters to judges in the form of a narrative about her life story.

So this semester this strange girl is taking a class with a blind professor. Since he was blind, she invited her boyfriend (of two weeks) to attend class with her for the last two weeks of the semester.

Today was the last day of class for the semester and as class was ending early, the boyfriend (not in law school) stands up in class and announces that there is one more item and that he is not actually in the class.

The prof starts to get upset, but the guy rambles on about how he won't be upset after he hears what is going to happen.

Then the kid bumbles through some quotes from the bible and love songs and gets down on one knee and proposes to the girl in the middle of class.

Everyone then grabs their book and runs out.


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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2010, 01:42:44 PM »
get that girl to post here.

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2010, 01:45:27 PM »
That girl sounds amazing

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2010, 01:45:43 PM »
Law students and lawyers have a high rate of depression and alcoholism.
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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2010, 01:52:32 PM »
I forgot the best story.

She was storing her law school books in her (gas) stove and burned down her apartment and lived in the law school, sleeping on the couches for about a week until the administration told her she couldn't live in the library.

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2010, 02:07:30 PM »
Sounds like your Canadian friend's law school is a hoot.

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2010, 02:29:38 PM »
Also, shouldn't this story be sent to Above the Law?  (Maybe it has; I don't read it regularly.)   :users:

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2010, 03:20:11 PM »
That girl sounds amazing

yeah, i wanna pak with this chick.

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2010, 04:43:56 PM »
I forgot the best story.

She was storing her law school books in her (gas) stove and burned down her apartment and lived in the law school, sleeping on the couches for about a week until the administration told her she couldn't live in the library.

...and then she moved in with Pett.

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2010, 04:56:58 PM »
i need to hang out with more canadians.
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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2010, 08:34:11 PM »
Who said law school was supposed to be hard?

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2010, 08:39:27 PM »
Those Canadians really know how to party!

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2010, 09:01:48 PM »
Holy crap, amazing set of events.

We need a picture of her.


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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2010, 09:04:19 PM »
This story made me reconsider my stance on Juevol Myles.

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2010, 09:35:54 PM »
Sounds like the next messiah nominee to the SC.

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2010, 10:12:32 PM »
I know a dude who had a full on albino in his Crim I class.  Freaked him out almost daily.

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2010, 10:35:54 PM »
This story made me reconsider my stance on Juevol Myles.

yeah, if he knows this chick then he is one of my favorite jyc's

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2010, 10:52:54 PM »
I want to comit a crime, just so i can hire crazy Canada lawyer chick to freak out the jury.

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2010, 11:03:52 PM »
My mental image of this couple is that of a young Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins.  Just bat-crap crazy.

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2010, 07:08:10 AM »
I want to comit a crime, just so i can hire crazy Canada lawyer chick to freak out the jury.

you would be better off with the albino.

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2010, 07:55:22 AM »
Post the law review article and/or the cover letters.

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2010, 09:47:14 AM »
I think she has a blog. I will have to spend some time digging it up today. 

Also, if you want to picture what this girl looks like, she is in this amazing video by law students at 7:45. The one in the hat.



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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2010, 10:38:53 AM »
I think she has a blog. I will have to spend some time digging it up today. 

Also, if you want to picture what this girl looks like, she is in this amazing video by law students at 7:45. The one in the hat.




she looks like she's 14.  my opinion of her is declining.

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2010, 11:05:53 AM »
I think she has a blog. I will have to spend some time digging it up today. 

Also, if you want to picture what this girl looks like, she is in this amazing video by law students at 7:45. The one in the hat.




she looks like she's 14.  my opinion of her is declining.

Looks like a white KU basketball player

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Re: Weird Story (Law School Related)
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2010, 11:08:37 AM »
Law school ...   :flush:
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