weird crap you've heard (which may or may not be true)

[Stevesie60]

Cell phones will give you a brain tumor.

Yeah, the evidence for this was that they grew two different sets of trees. One group in a standard, country setting. One in a wi-fi zone. The group in the wi-fi zone was dead/nearly dead.

[CNS]

Cell phone signals are responsible for the decline of the honey bee population

[CNS]

without bees, we will be fully mumped within 5yrs

[Pete]

Tiger Woods comes to MHK a few times each year to visit the burial site of his father, Earl Woods.

When the tiger cheating stuff came out fatty posted something like, "Earl must be rolling over in his Sunset Cemetery grave".  Amazing posting right there.

Henley H. Haymaker (of Haymaker Hall fame) is buried in that cemetary.

[Rage Against the McKee]

without bees, we will be fully mumped within 5yrs

This is 100% true.

Cell phone signals are responsible for the decline of the honey bee population

This is probably not.

[WillieWatanabe]

The oldest living tree's location is unknown because of a vandalism threat.

[The1BigWillie]

The oldest living tree's location is unknown because of a vandalism threat.

I would love to saw that rough rider down.

[parrot14]

Supposedly, one can make homemade LSD by simply allowing toothpaste to sun-dry on orange peels and afterwards consuming the paste. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Supposedly, one can make homemade LSD by simply allowing toothpaste to sun-dry on orange peels and afterwards consuming the paste. 

anyway to speed this process up? ' Paker tomorrow night.

[jtksu]

I'm going to buy some oranges tomorrow AND TRIP MY BALLS OFF!!!

[felix rex]

Oh oh...

Ladanian Tomlinson fell asleep in his meeting with LHC Bill Snyder on a recruiting trip and Snyder pulled his schollie offer right before he could commit to KSU!!

love these. LOVE 'EM!

[Cartierfor3]

James Naismith invented basketball

[econocat]

Didn't think this deserved a new thread but it is some weird crap

On "Conan" Thursday, Kourtney said Kim is "horrified" by her and their sister Khloe. The reason? Her sisters once said on their E! reality show that they put mayo on their private parts.

"Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing is not appropriate advice," she told them.

Khloe then chimed in, "Honestly, women need to know how to take care of their stuff."

Kourtney then added, "People asked us, 'What does mayonnaise on your vagina do? And we said it makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler Building. And people were like, 'Why would you want a shiny vagina anyways?"

[slimz]

Once, there was a student/young assistant coach at a large Midwestern state school who did a bunch of coke, slept with a bunch of administrators' and boosters' wives, chucked a quarter at the in-state rival's basketball team (hitting the coach or one of the players), and committed some other act so heinous that he will be arrested if he ever returns to town (except, evidently, for a game with his current team) and will never, ever, ever, work in this school's town again, because the act was "unforgiveable."

 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Once, there was a student/young assistant coach at a large Midwestern state school who did a bunch of coke, slept with a bunch of administrators' and boosters' wives, chucked a quarter at the in-state rival's basketball team (hitting the coach or one of the players), and committed some other act so heinous that he will be arrested if he ever returns to town (except, evidently, for a game with his current team) and will never, ever, ever, work in this school's town again, because the act was "unforgiveable."

 

And that's why all the tards saying Jim Leavitt will be the D-Coordinator next year are full of crap.

[O-town Kat]

Jesus is returning on May 21 of next year.   

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2010/12/03/general-us-billboard-gospel_8180628.html?boxes=Homepagebusinessnews

[MeatSauce]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions

[Pett]

It is impossible to lick your own elbow, if you microwave just water it can explode in your face

That it is impossible to lose weight.

[Pett]

That Walter Payton was going to be a Wildcat. (I think it's WP, not 100% sure, but it was a HOF RB).

That Gilbert Arenas was going to be a Wildcat.

[Saulbadguy]

That Walter Payton was going to be a Wildcat. (I think it's WP, not 100% sure, but it was a HOF RB).

That Gilbert Arenas was going to be a Wildcat.

Shaq.

[michigancat]

That Walter Payton was going to be a Wildcat. (I think it's WP, not 100% sure, but it was a HOF RB).

That Gilbert Arenas was going to be a Wildcat.

Shaq.

he was teammates with Ski Jones in San Antonio.  I'm pretty sure I already addressed the Walter Payton story, n00bs.

[yoga-like_abana]

Tiger Woods comes to MHK a few times each year to visit the burial site of his father, Earl Woods.

When the tiger cheating stuff came out fatty posted something like, "Earl must be rolling over in his Sunset Cemetery grave".  Amazing posting right there.

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[eastcat]

Gary Patterson did, in fact, strongly consider coming to Kansas State.

My Boss is a bro with Gary's Brother and confirms this 

Says he will retire or get fired from there now that they are in the B12.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

Gary Patterson did, in fact, strongly consider coming to Kansas State.

My Boss is a bro with Gary's Brother and confirms this 

Says he will retire or get fired from there now that they are in the B12.

can confirm.  My old coworker was Gary's best man in his first wedding, said he was planning on coming home.

Was in booster buddy's suite for the NU game when his dad called (big donor on the coaching search committee) and said numbnuts had just told everyone in the AD that he'd asked Bill to come back and he had agreed and that regardless of the committees coaching search, Bill was the hire.  Soon after Bill was announced.

[Emo EMAW]

The heat from your head thing does consider the heat lost through respiration.  That's a good amount of it.