weird crap you've heard (which may or may not be true)

[parrot14]

your eyes are the only body part that does not grow as you get older. (pretty sure this is not true)

Your nose and ears never stop growing.

[j rake]

Arnold Palmer did not invent the Arnold Palmer (half tea, half lemonade) drink.  

[Sugar Dick]

The moon landing was staged

[jtksu]

The distance between the eyes of a normal person is the same as the width of one eye.  Deviation from this is a sign of mental retardation.  :eyeseeyou:

[CNS]

The distance between the eyes of a normal person is the same as the width of one eye.  Deviation from this is a sign of mental retardation.  :eyeseeyou:

I am going to choose to believe this one.  should make for fun people watching/judging.

[Sugar Dick]

I heard that you get just as wet running through the rain to get to your car, than slowly walking through it.

[parrot14]

The distance between the eyes of a normal person is the same as the width of one eye.  Deviation from this is a sign of mental retardation.  :eyeseeyou:

Just did a mirror-check ... I'm not Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)!! 

[CNS]

I have heard that Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) people have difficulty judging small distances.

[jtksu]

Dogs have no real sense of time.  If you leave them alone, they can't tell if it's been 3 minutes or 3 hours.

[sys]

Dogs have no real sense of time.  If you leave them alone, they can't tell if it's been 3 minutes or 3 hours.

this isn't true.  you can do a quick expt. to confirm for yourself.  lock your dog in a closet for 3 minutes.  let him out and observe his reaction.  now, repeat, but leave him in for 3 days.  note the different reaction.

[jtksu]

The first version of the iphone had more processing power than what was used to launch the first manned flight to the moon. 

[Trim]

The distance between the eyes of a normal person is the same as the width of one eye.  Deviation from this is a sign of mental retardation.  :eyeseeyou:

I am going to choose to believe this one.  should make for fun people watching/judging.

No, it's an indicator of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.  Thanks KSU Drugs & Behavior prof who later got busted for stalking some chick.

[WillieWatanabe]

an apple a day will keep the doctor away.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

The distance between the eyes of a normal person is the same as the width of one eye.  Deviation from this is a sign of mental retardation.  :eyeseeyou:

I am going to choose to believe this one.  should make for fun people watching/judging.

No, it's an indicator of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.  Thanks KSU Drugs & Behavior prof who later got busted for stalking some chick.

Ha took that class too.  He showed up drunk to one of our classes, thought it was just a joke but then I walked by him and could smell the booze.

[Saulbadguy]

The first version of the iphone had more processing power than what was used to launch the first manned flight to the moon. 

I'm guessing this applies to the second, third and fourth version of the iPhone as well.  It can also apply to the Space Shuttle.

[Dr Rick Daris]

eight glasses of water a day is good for your health.

[michigancat]

Walter Payton was going to go to KSU until he visited his bro at Jackson State (?) on the way and that coach said he would pull his bro's scholarship if he didn't go to Jackson State.  Walter did not get on the train to Manhattan and the rest is history.

[WillieWatanabe]

Cell phones will give you a brain tumor.

[j rake]

Tiger Woods comes to MHK a few times each year to visit the burial site of his father, Earl Woods.

[The1BigWillie]

Oh oh...

Ladanian Tomlinson fell asleep in his meeting with LHC Bill Snyder on a recruiting trip and Snyder pulled his schollie offer right before he could commit to KSU!!

[steve dave]

Tiger Woods comes to MHK a few times each year to visit the burial site of his father, Earl Woods.

When the tiger cheating stuff came out fatty posted something like, "Earl must be rolling over in his Sunset Cemetery grave".  Amazing posting right there.

[steve dave]

At the last minute, after committing to Texas, Vince Young made a trip to Manhattan, KS to check out the KSU Cats. 

[michigancat]

Oh oh...

Ladanian Tomlinson fell asleep in his meeting with LHC Bill Snyder on a recruiting trip and Snyder pulled his schollie offer right before he could commit to KSU!!

I have heard this one, too. 

Also, Dre bly or somebody refused to take off a hat and got sent home early from an official KSU visit.

[yoga-like_abana]

JKF was murdered by Ron Prince and Tim Tibesar was the look out man.

[gowildcatwildcat]

I'll respect you in the morning.