The Royals

[raquetcat]

What's the SOP between games of a double header? Here's my guess for what billy does: drink a couple brews, hot tub time while watching film of upcoming pitcher, eat a nice heavy meal (while still naked from getting out of the tub), shower, get Esky's socks wet and put them in the freezer (still naked), get dressed (only pants though), another beer, listen to Ned ramble, put in chew, put on shirt, head to the dugout to sit on the bench until you're up to bat.

[Rage Against the McKee]

What's the SOP between games of a double header? Here's my guess for what billy does: drink a couple brews, hot tub time while watching film of upcoming pitcher, eat a nice heavy meal (while still naked from getting out of the tub), shower, get Esky's socks wet and put them in the freezer (still naked), get dressed (only pants though), another beer, listen to Ned ramble, put in chew, put on shirt, head to the dugout to sit on the bench until you're up to bat.

I picture Billy as more of a button-up shirt with underwear kind of guy than a pants with no shirt kind of guy.

[bones129]

What's the SOP between games of a double header? Here's my guess for what billy does: drink a couple brews, hot tub time while watching film of upcoming pitcher, eat a nice heavy meal (while still naked from getting out of the tub), shower, get Esky's socks wet and put them in the freezer (still naked), get dressed (only pants though), another beer, listen to Ned ramble, put in chew, put on shirt, head to the dugout to sit on the bench until you're up to bat.

Seems about right.

[jtksu]

What's the SOP between games of a double header? Here's my guess for what billy does: drink a couple brews, hot tub time while watching film of upcoming pitcher, eat a nice heavy meal (while still naked from getting out of the tub), shower, get Esky's socks wet and put them in the freezer (still naked), get dressed (only pants though), another beer, listen to Ned ramble, put in chew, put on shirt, head to the dugout to sit on the bench until you're up to bat.

Seems about right.

I feel like there are probably more beers than that.   Also, tons of towel whipping.

[mocat]

What's the SOP between games of a double header? Here's my guess for what billy does: drink a couple brews, hot tub time while watching film of upcoming pitcher, eat a nice heavy meal (while still naked from getting out of the tub), shower, get Esky's socks wet and put them in the freezer (still naked), get dressed (only pants though), another beer, listen to Ned ramble, put in chew, put on shirt, head to the dugout to sit on the bench until you're up to bat.

I picture Billy as more of a button-up shirt with underwear kind of guy than a pants with no shirt kind of guy.

yes

[jtksu]

What's the SOP between games of a double header? Here's my guess for what billy does: drink a couple brews, hot tub time while watching film of upcoming pitcher, eat a nice heavy meal (while still naked from getting out of the tub), shower, get Esky's socks wet and put them in the freezer (still naked), get dressed (only pants though), another beer, listen to Ned ramble, put in chew, put on shirt, head to the dugout to sit on the bench until you're up to bat.

I picture Billy as more of a button-up shirt with underwear kind of guy than a pants with no shirt kind of guy.

yes

Tighty whities.  chowder blue briefs on Sundays.

[raquetcat]

What's the SOP between games of a double header? Here's my guess for what billy does: drink a couple brews, hot tub time while watching film of upcoming pitcher, eat a nice heavy meal (while still naked from getting out of the tub), shower, get Esky's socks wet and put them in the freezer (still naked), get dressed (only pants though), another beer, listen to Ned ramble, put in chew, put on shirt, head to the dugout to sit on the bench until you're up to bat.

I picture Billy as more of a button-up shirt with underwear kind of guy than a pants with no shirt kind of guy.

yes

Tighty whities.  chowder blue briefs on Sundays.

Hmmmm, so you're saying billy's the type to show off the package, where I was thinking he would want to show off the beer gut, interesting.

Wouldn't being a DH be the best job in the world?

[raquetcat]

Who do you think gets the most pranks pulled on them? I think Escobar or getz, of the pitchers probably Guthrie. I see salvy, butler, and Shields as the ring leaders, Gordon is just all

[mocat]

nobody pulls pranks on Getz because everybody hates Getz

[Rage Against the McKee]

Hey guys, remember that time that Ned pinned that fake lineup in the clubhouse so ole Getzy would think he was not only starting for a major league baseball team, but batting leadoff? Oh, man, Getz must have gone into a deep depression when he found out that was just a mean prank.

[bones129]

Max just put on bereavement leave. Will Smith recalled again.

[raquetcat]

nobody pulls pranks on Getz because everybody hates Getz

That's why they do it to him, it's the classic ha ha we pranked you because we like you no not really you actually suck kind of pranking

[mocat]

Max just put on bereavement leave. Will Smith recalled again.

justin maxwell?

[Rage Against the McKee]

Max just put on bereavement leave. Will Smith recalled again.

justin maxwell?

Yeah, his grandma died. Does anyone know when he will be back? I'm assuming Sunday.

[kslim]

What's the SOP between games of a double header? Here's my guess for what billy does: drink a couple brews, hot tub time while watching film of upcoming pitcher, eat a nice heavy meal (while still naked from getting out of the tub), shower, get Esky's socks wet and put them in the freezer (still naked), get dressed (only pants though), another beer, listen to Ned ramble, put in chew, put on shirt, head to the dugout to sit on the bench until you're up to bat.

I picture Billy as more of a button-up shirt with underwear kind of guy than a pants with no shirt kind of guy.

yes

Tighty whities.  chowder blue briefs on Sundays.

Hmmmm, so you're saying billy's the type to show off the package, where I was thinking he would want to show off the beer gut, interesting.

Wouldn't being a DH be the best job in the world?

bullpen catcher

[Cartierfor3]

I'm not throwing in the towel just yet fellas.

[raquetcat]

What's the SOP between games of a double header? Here's my guess for what billy does: drink a couple brews, hot tub time while watching film of upcoming pitcher, eat a nice heavy meal (while still naked from getting out of the tub), shower, get Esky's socks wet and put them in the freezer (still naked), get dressed (only pants though), another beer, listen to Ned ramble, put in chew, put on shirt, head to the dugout to sit on the bench until you're up to bat.

I picture Billy as more of a button-up shirt with underwear kind of guy than a pants with no shirt kind of guy.

yes

Tighty whities.  chowder blue briefs on Sundays.

Hmmmm, so you're saying billy's the type to show off the package, where I was thinking he would want to show off the beer gut, interesting.

Wouldn't being a DH be the best job in the world?

bullpen catcher

DH would make more $ though

[kslim]

What's the SOP between games of a double header? Here's my guess for what billy does: drink a couple brews, hot tub time while watching film of upcoming pitcher, eat a nice heavy meal (while still naked from getting out of the tub), shower, get Esky's socks wet and put them in the freezer (still naked), get dressed (only pants though), another beer, listen to Ned ramble, put in chew, put on shirt, head to the dugout to sit on the bench until you're up to bat.

I picture Billy as more of a button-up shirt with underwear kind of guy than a pants with no shirt kind of guy.

yes

Tighty whities.  chowder blue briefs on Sundays.

Hmmmm, so you're saying billy's the type to show off the package, where I was thinking he would want to show off the beer gut, interesting.

Wouldn't being a DH be the best job in the world?

bullpen catcher

DH would make more $ though

True but man think about going to your job making 350k a year and playin once a week

[kslim]

Also cf3 has this one pegged you guys have 40+ games left as a braves fan trust me anything can happen

[sys]

duffy!  i will be excited when he pitches next year.  i also feel like we were told that paulino would be back by now.  more lies, just like the winning streak.

i'm pretty sure the winning streak was real

if it was real they wouldn't have lost three straight.

[Dub]

Who do you think gets the most pranks pulled on them? I think Escobar or getz, of the pitchers probably Guthrie. I see salvy, butler, and Shields as the ring leaders, Gordon is just all

Getz is that guy where you pull a prank, and he ruins everyone's fun because he doesn't like pranks .  He's all  and everyones laughs kind of trail off and then eventually leave the room and say "whats wrong with that guy".

Alcedes is most prankable because everyone wants to see that goofy smile.

[kslim]

Hos getting covered in billy sauce and just loving every minute of it tells me he would love a good prank

[PIPE]

I see the royals won, but still can't hardley score a run.....5 runs in 4 games?


I am on the verge of itsbeenfunbutweknewitwasinevitable..

wait and see approach yet

[Dub]

Gotta get two tomorrow or I'm joining the it's been fun crew.

C'mon Shields..  I need one from you so I can care for a little longer till football really starts.

(Probably should say c'mon run support)

[ben ji]

To lazy to link it but hosmer tweeted a picture of him in little league and he used to be fat.

Dyson duffy and teaford all start replying calling him billy hosmer and stuff, was super adorable