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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3500 on: April 30, 2013, 09:27:16 PM »
Moose is going to get a bases load walk RBI. I can feel it. Things are just going our way!  :driving:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3501 on: April 30, 2013, 09:29:21 PM »
#RaysMeltdown

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3502 on: April 30, 2013, 09:31:10 PM »
Moose is so pumped. this is fun.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3503 on: April 30, 2013, 09:31:47 PM »
Frenchy with the RBI triple!  :thumbs:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3504 on: April 30, 2013, 09:32:22 PM »
Too bad we don't play this good all the time.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3505 on: April 30, 2013, 09:33:03 PM »
"CALL THE COPS! THE MOOSE IS LOOSE!" - Rex

OH MAN!!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3506 on: April 30, 2013, 09:33:25 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3507 on: April 30, 2013, 09:34:10 PM »
Too bad we don't play this good well all the time.

fyp and don't kill our vibe, Scott! Sheesh!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3508 on: April 30, 2013, 09:38:42 PM »
This is more like it!  :thumbs:

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« Reply #3509 on: April 30, 2013, 09:57:11 PM »
"CALL THE COPS! THE MOOSE IS LOOSE!" - Rex

OH MAN!!

How could anyone even consider not liking Hud? He is solid gold

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« Reply #3510 on: April 30, 2013, 09:58:27 PM »
"CALL THE COPS! THE MOOSE IS LOOSE!" - Rex

OH MAN!!

How could anyone even consider not liking Hud? He is solid gold

Well he is a dumbass fwiw.. But he's a lovable dumbass.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3511 on: April 30, 2013, 10:02:43 PM »
Does Hud ad lib these gems, or do you think he spends the winter creating, logging, and indexing them for quick, handy go-to's during the season?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3512 on: April 30, 2013, 10:03:38 PM »
without hud, i wouldn't have become a royals fan a couple of days ago

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Re: Re: The Royals
« Reply #3513 on: April 30, 2013, 10:03:39 PM »
"CALL THE COPS! THE MOOSE IS LOOSE!" - Rex

OH MAN!!

How could anyone even consider not liking Hud? He is solid gold

Well he is a dumbass fwiw.. But he's a lovable dumbass.

He is exactly what he tries to be. He's an entertainer, trying to inject his own enthusiasm into the broadcast. He's not trying to go up there and be Buster Olney or Tim Kurkjian or some nerd who jerks off to sabermetrics. Hud is Hud.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3514 on: April 30, 2013, 10:05:20 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3515 on: April 30, 2013, 10:38:24 PM »
Someone with high pitching IQ, why do our pitchers struggle to keep the ball in the park so much? Do we just leave pitches hanging?

We always hear the excuse that Kauffman isn't a hitter's park, but other teams have no problem blasting moonshots.

Our pitchers are doing very well. You just are comparing our lineup, which has almost no power, to the lineups these pitchers are facing, which have substantially more power. We need more doubles and HRs if we are going to contend for the playoffs.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3516 on: April 30, 2013, 10:47:23 PM »
without hud, i wouldn't have become a royals fan a couple of days ago

I used to hate him but for some reason  he's really growing on me lately. He does liven up the broadcasts considerably, that's for sure.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3517 on: April 30, 2013, 10:49:30 PM »
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Rex Hudler and Mike Moustakas are my two favorite baseball players of all time. OF ALL TIME, you guys.

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Is it too much to ask for me to be best friends with Duffy and all the Gronks?   I'll give up my Christmas for like the next ten years!    :pray:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3518 on: April 30, 2013, 11:02:50 PM »
Hud is great.  How can a person hate someone who is always positive and means well?  You could stab his wife and he'd probably compliment your stabbing arm.  The other guys in the booth poke at him a bit and he takes it like a champ.  We are lucky to have sexy Rexy.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3519 on: April 30, 2013, 11:23:35 PM »
Sorry for the meltdown yesterday, guys. Still room on the ole 'wagon?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3520 on: April 30, 2013, 11:41:42 PM »
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Hud is great.  How can a person hate someone who is always positive and means well?  You could stab his wife and he'd probably compliment your stabbing arm.  The other guys in the booth poke at him a bit and he takes it like a champ.  We are lucky to have sexy Rexy.

Well, I don't like him.  I hope you can accept this difference in our points of view without debate.

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The Royals
« Reply #3521 on: May 01, 2013, 12:49:38 AM »
"CALL THE COPS! THE MOOSE IS LOOSE!" - Rex

OH MAN!!

I mean... This quote doesn't even make sense and you weirdos aren't making sense constantly polishing his knob.  Shouldn't it be something like "Call Animal Control..." Or "Call the Park Ranger...". What the eff does a cop have to do with an escaped moose?

If his witticisms were witty, I'd get it. Unfortunately it just sounds like some dumb jock saying anything that pops into his head. It's not entertaining and it's certainly not insightful.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3522 on: May 01, 2013, 01:19:11 AM »
"CALL THE COPS! THE MOOSE IS LOOSE!" - Rex

OH MAN!!
Unfortunately it just sounds like some dumb jock saying anything that pops into his head.

That's pretty much exactly what's going on.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3523 on: May 01, 2013, 01:19:57 AM »
I hated Hud all of last year. I haven't been able to watch many games this year, but when I do watch, he doesn't bother me nearly as much. Maybe it's just more fun when you are winning.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #3524 on: May 01, 2013, 01:26:09 AM »
i find it entertaining.  at least more entertaining than some bullshit baseball x's and o's insight as the ball is soaring through the air.

"HE SWUNG THAT BAT SO HARD AT THAT 3 SEAMER AND IT HIT THE BAT RIGHT WHERE IT'S BEST TO HIT IT AND EXTENDED HIS ARMS WELL AND MOVED HIS HIPS JUST PERFECTLY THERE AND NOW HE'S TROTTING TOWARDS FIRST."

please.  give me some bullshit one-liner while i'm fist pumping and let's move on. Mike Lang, that famous announcer for the Penguins, was great.  And none of his crap made any sense either. 




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