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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69100 on: April 25, 2017, 09:23:07 PM »
Rany was on today and said things are so gloomy for Hosmer, that he could see him doing a qualifying offer from KC. I think he also said or he may have to do a 3-4 year deal. Soren was just like "Wow".  Then some BB insider on ESPN today was projecting Hos getting a 4 yr 60M deal.

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69102 on: April 25, 2017, 09:41:38 PM »
6 of the 9 batters in our lineup are hitting <.200.

How is that possible?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69103 on: April 25, 2017, 09:56:56 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69104 on: April 25, 2017, 10:01:15 PM »
Rany was on today and said things are so gloomy for Hosmer, that he could see him doing a qualifying offer from KC. I think he also said or he may have to do a 3-4 year deal. Soren was just like "Wow".  Then some BB insider on ESPN today was projecting Hos getting a 4 yr 60M deal.

Let's hope he doesn't accept the qualifying offer.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69105 on: April 25, 2017, 10:19:09 PM »
Chris Young has no business being on a major league roster.
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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69107 on: April 26, 2017, 10:28:14 AM »
FSD, your rants back in Feb were about Hamel and the rotation, which hasn't been the problem. Its been the guys who were already here (Gordon/Hos/Escobar/Paulo etc).

Although you were right about Moss so far. He's terrible.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69108 on: April 26, 2017, 12:42:49 PM »
at this point you have to keep moss though and cut bait with hosmer, the guy is a fraud who has finally been exposed


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69109 on: April 26, 2017, 01:49:34 PM »
Its not even 2 PM and we're already losing

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69110 on: April 26, 2017, 01:51:56 PM »
Saw that. This combo season may suck. All I have now are NWSL Saturdays. :(

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69111 on: April 26, 2017, 03:20:12 PM »
I want the entire team ('cept Duffy) placed on administrative leave until I give them further notice.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69112 on: April 26, 2017, 03:24:37 PM »
sweet bunt Hollywood Hosmer. man I bet the teams are just lining up at the door with 200 million dollar contracts after that one.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69113 on: April 26, 2017, 03:25:53 PM »
Cf3, why do the Royals keep making me sad?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69114 on: April 26, 2017, 03:27:11 PM »
I hope it doesn't take 20 to 30 years to have good fun Royals baseball again.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69115 on: April 26, 2017, 03:27:50 PM »
Cf3, why do the Royals keep making me sad?

because idiots like you and me let them. this isn't on them, its on us.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69116 on: April 26, 2017, 03:28:43 PM »
I was going to go to the game Saturday, but not now*.

*I mean we stink, but mainly because its supposed to be 50 degrees and raining.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69117 on: April 26, 2017, 03:29:33 PM »
I hope it doesn't take 20 to 30 years to have good fun Royals baseball again.

It won't. We'll be fun at least 60 or 70 times this season alone.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69118 on: April 26, 2017, 03:32:24 PM »
I hope it doesn't take 20 to 30 years to have good fun Royals baseball again.

It won't. We'll be fun at least 60 or 70 times this season alone.

Yes, there will be some fun times.

But losing 7 straight and losing to teams we've dominated the last few years is not fun.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69119 on: April 26, 2017, 03:34:11 PM »
no, this is 100% pure not fun.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69120 on: April 26, 2017, 03:35:42 PM »
I want the entire team ('cept Duffy) placed on administrative leave until I give them further notice.

frankly, Danny can go on admin leave too. win together lose together.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69121 on: April 26, 2017, 03:49:35 PM »
Gordon should consider retirement

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69122 on: April 26, 2017, 03:55:47 PM »
If someone posts a RISP stat so help me

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69123 on: April 26, 2017, 03:57:43 PM »
What size diet coke can we get for gordon?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #69124 on: April 26, 2017, 04:00:05 PM »
What size diet coke can we get for gordon?

we'd be lucky to get a diet best choice cola