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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65800 on: August 16, 2016, 10:37:32 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65801 on: August 16, 2016, 10:58:41 PM »
Duffy vs Price in Boston next Saturday.  CANT WAIT.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65802 on: August 16, 2016, 11:16:32 PM »
while rubber arm starts.

how dare you.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65803 on: August 16, 2016, 11:17:57 PM »
and after his recent string of scoreless.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65804 on: August 17, 2016, 08:20:14 AM »
Ventura seems to play well in August. I haven't looked at any stats to verify, though.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65805 on: August 17, 2016, 09:14:33 AM »
i love dick duff.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65806 on: August 17, 2016, 09:34:26 AM »
i love dick duff. future cy young award winner
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65807 on: August 17, 2016, 09:38:10 AM »
Will vargy start a game for the 2016 royals? Man wouldn't that be sonmething.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65808 on: August 17, 2016, 09:40:30 AM »
Will vargy start a game for the 2016 royals? Man wouldn't that be sonmething.
i just hope he bunts once, id be happy with that

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65809 on: August 17, 2016, 09:41:44 AM »
Every hit Paulo collects is another egg right in CF3's face

on what planet am I even remotely disappointed with a Royals player doing good things? not earth

does egg in the face mean disappointed?  :confused:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65810 on: August 17, 2016, 09:46:56 AM »
gang members shouldn't fight each other

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65811 on: August 17, 2016, 10:14:22 AM »
Every hit Paulo collects is another egg right in CF3's face

on what planet am I even remotely disappointed with a Royals player doing good things? not earth

does egg in the face mean disappointed?  :confused:

well whatever it means my face has never been more eggless

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65812 on: August 17, 2016, 10:51:16 AM »
Every hit Paulo collects is another egg right in CF3's face

on what planet am I even remotely disappointed with a Royals player doing good things? not earth

does egg in the face mean disappointed?  :confused:

well whatever it means my face has never been more eggless

hopefully some of the egg made its way to your hat, so it's more tasty when you eat it  :surprised:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65813 on: August 17, 2016, 10:57:09 AM »
you are currently watching Paulo regress to who he is as a player. If his BA is above .270 at the end of the year (assuming around 300-350 plate appearances) I will eat my hat.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65814 on: August 17, 2016, 11:03:53 AM »
Oh snap

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65815 on: August 17, 2016, 11:05:31 AM »
damn i set a super low bar. .270? what was i thinking

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65816 on: August 17, 2016, 11:12:22 AM »
@Gooch, @XocolateThundarr, let me know if you want to dress up as Zombies for Zombie Night. I can arrange it.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65817 on: August 17, 2016, 11:18:23 AM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65818 on: August 17, 2016, 11:19:32 AM »
man, how's that hat going to taste? salty, i bet.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65819 on: August 17, 2016, 11:21:41 AM »
I can't even believe I have to eat an entire hat

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65820 on: August 17, 2016, 11:22:43 AM »
can you put it in the crockpot for a little while to make things easier?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65821 on: August 17, 2016, 11:23:04 AM »
maybe get some bbq chips to pair with it.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65822 on: August 17, 2016, 11:27:02 AM »
this hat looks not that disgusting to eat. heck i'd even come over and help you eat it


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65823 on: August 17, 2016, 11:28:03 AM »
i'd reach my hand over to grab some of it and CF3 would slap my hand away and be all "HEY! who's hat is this?" and i'd be like  :dunno: and he'd be like "NACHO HAT!"

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65824 on: August 17, 2016, 11:29:56 AM »
we'd all just lose it  :lol: