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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65775 on: August 16, 2016, 09:31:44 AM »
its weird getting good starting pitching and then hanging on for dear life with the bullpen

it's no way to go through life, that's for sure.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65776 on: August 16, 2016, 11:30:31 AM »
I can't remember the last time Hos came up and I was excited.
He's hitting .227 since June 1 and only 24% of those hits were for Xbases.

just making it more possible for us to sign him

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65777 on: August 16, 2016, 06:48:45 PM »
Mondesi Dong?! 
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65778 on: August 16, 2016, 06:57:07 PM »
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65779 on: August 16, 2016, 06:59:49 PM »
Which is the real ball!?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65780 on: August 16, 2016, 07:19:42 PM »
Royals shoving all these dongs in sys's fat face
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65781 on: August 16, 2016, 07:56:03 PM »
Gor dong, Mondesi dong, Hoz Dong.   Who's next?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65782 on: August 16, 2016, 07:56:26 PM »
Sal dong

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65783 on: August 16, 2016, 08:11:14 PM »
good job by gordon not donging here.  sets us up for a legit point.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65784 on: August 16, 2016, 08:47:20 PM »
Ken dong
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65785 on: August 16, 2016, 08:53:45 PM »
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65786 on: August 16, 2016, 08:57:08 PM »
hot damn, indeed.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65787 on: August 16, 2016, 09:03:13 PM »
Duffy last 6 starts....44. 0 Innings, 8ER 27H 9BB 42K
1.64 ERA and 0.82 WHIP

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65788 on: August 16, 2016, 09:05:36 PM »
make sure to support your local KC papa johns with a royals5 tomorrow
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65789 on: August 16, 2016, 09:07:35 PM »
Danny just grows sexier with time like a hot sex machine

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65790 on: August 16, 2016, 09:20:49 PM »
Danny just grows sexier with time like a hot sex machine

imagine if the royals were smart instead of stupid and had signed dick duffy to that extension instead of ventura.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65791 on: August 16, 2016, 09:21:35 PM »
though it would be great if next year signing ventura to that extension looks smart instead of stupid.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65792 on: August 16, 2016, 09:22:41 PM »
signing Ventura to an extension happened and then that season we won the world series sys

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65793 on: August 16, 2016, 09:24:04 PM »
The non-smart things that have been done include Duffy starting the season in the pen while rubber arm starts, and not resigning Aoki

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65794 on: August 16, 2016, 09:44:50 PM »
If we had signed Aoki we wouldn't have gotten Paulo .330-o

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65795 on: August 16, 2016, 09:53:06 PM »
Aoki?  Lmao wtf

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65796 on: August 16, 2016, 09:54:57 PM »
Every hit Paulo collects is another egg right in CF3's face

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65797 on: August 16, 2016, 09:59:38 PM »
jk about aoki but i loved him still

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65798 on: August 16, 2016, 10:00:24 PM »
Every hit Paulo collects is another egg right in CF3's face

on what planet am I even remotely disappointed with a Royals player doing good things? not earth

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #65799 on: August 16, 2016, 10:33:57 PM »
The non-smart things that have been done include Duffy starting the season in the pen while rubber arm starts, and not resigning Aoki

i mean.  i don't even.


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