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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64175 on: July 04, 2016, 06:27:14 PM »
well, he didn't give up 9 runs.  #babysteps


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64176 on: July 04, 2016, 06:54:24 PM »
Come on Roys! These guys still speak french in parts of their country! These colors don't run.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64177 on: July 04, 2016, 07:00:48 PM »
the royals aren't scoring enough runs.  that's the first problem.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64178 on: July 04, 2016, 07:09:52 PM »
I mean, our offense is dogshit, I don't know what else to say

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64179 on: July 04, 2016, 07:11:14 PM »
i liked that quite a bit.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64180 on: July 04, 2016, 07:16:45 PM »
George Washington led his rally in the late innings too IIRC
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64181 on: July 04, 2016, 07:34:16 PM »
i mean volkie's out there throwing his ass off and our piece of crap team just wants to get back to the hotel and slurp down maple syrup.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64182 on: July 04, 2016, 07:37:16 PM »
morales, at least, is willing to earn his syrup.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64183 on: July 04, 2016, 07:41:32 PM »
I didn't watch much baseball during the Griffey or Bonds era but I have to imagine this is what it was like.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64184 on: July 04, 2016, 07:48:47 PM »
well this mostly sucks.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64185 on: July 04, 2016, 07:52:03 PM »
Volkie pitched great for 6 Innings.... I hate that a walk and a HBP are his demise in the 7th.

1 run 2hits for us thru 7.0 innings. Should I be surprised??

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64186 on: July 04, 2016, 07:52:37 PM »
assuming i was stupid enough to have volkie load the bases in the 7th, i would bring in herrera, because he is probably the best pitcher in the world.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64187 on: July 04, 2016, 07:54:52 PM »
Poor Hoch, we gave him a pocket hose and sent him to a five alarm inferno
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64188 on: July 04, 2016, 07:57:25 PM »
their jerseys are horrendous, they deserve to lose

on another note, it has to feel pretty good to beat the world champs in a meaningless regular season game. at least, that's how their fans are acting.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64189 on: July 04, 2016, 08:01:01 PM »
i guess getting your ass completely destroyed by canadians on america's independence day isn't a big deal.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64190 on: July 04, 2016, 08:06:45 PM »
america's independance day lasts 365 days a year to this patriot.  because i'm a true patriot.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64191 on: July 04, 2016, 08:32:32 PM »
Any realist realized we were going to swept in this series (and I'm ok with that)

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64192 on: July 05, 2016, 12:06:53 AM »
I'm discouraged

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64193 on: July 05, 2016, 12:14:22 AM »
I'm discouraged

I'm getting there, sad to say.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64194 on: July 05, 2016, 11:38:00 AM »
Wade to the DL


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64195 on: July 05, 2016, 11:38:27 AM »
Our pets' heads are falling off.  :runaway:

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64197 on: July 05, 2016, 11:44:08 AM »
Moose is hurt, Yordano is crazy, Alex is over the hill, Cain is hurt, Hos will be gone in FA soon, Escobar can't hit, and now Wade to the DL


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64198 on: July 05, 2016, 11:46:06 AM »
We're only 4 games over .500. We'll be lucky to win 80 when its all said and done.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #64199 on: July 05, 2016, 11:46:55 AM »
I mean, we lost 2 of 3 to the freaking Phillies for goodness sakes