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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61775 on: May 19, 2016, 06:27:33 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61776 on: May 19, 2016, 06:46:15 PM »
Monarchs hat came in the mail today, straight from the negro leagues museum.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61777 on: May 19, 2016, 10:40:50 PM »
Win the series against the Sox and I will be at my "full extended glory".

You already won the series against "the Sox," midget.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61778 on: May 20, 2016, 12:46:19 AM »
Gentlemen. The season starts Friday. Look at the schedule.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61779 on: May 20, 2016, 07:06:09 AM »
7-3 would be fantastic over the next 10. I can live with 6-4.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61780 on: May 20, 2016, 08:31:54 AM »
Nice to see Sale pitched so well last night
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61781 on: May 20, 2016, 10:15:19 AM »
v. excited to get smashed and cheer on our guys tonight.  thought about sporting the zubaz, but I think i'll save those for Saturday.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61782 on: May 20, 2016, 12:33:07 PM »
If there is one trash fanbase and team I will not give this division to, it is the Chicago White Sox. Twins? Fine. Indians? I guess whatever. Tigers? Gross but not grossest.

No. We will not give this division to these mouth breathers.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61783 on: May 20, 2016, 12:35:41 PM »
If there is one trash fanbase and team I will not give this division to, it is the Chicago White Sox. Twins? Fine. Indians? I guess whatever. Tigers? Gross but not grossest.

No. We will not give this division to these mouth breathers.

someone print this out and email it to our players.  they need to play their fastest tonight.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61784 on: May 20, 2016, 12:38:38 PM »
If there is one trash fanbase and team I will not give this division to, it is the Chicago White Sox. Twins? Fine. Indians? I guess whatever. Tigers? Gross but not grossest.

No. We will not give this division to these mouth breathers.

someone print this out and email it to our players.  they need to play their fastest tonight.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61785 on: May 20, 2016, 01:06:25 PM »
I mean who are the franchise icons for the white sox really? Carlton Fisk and Luis Aparicio? Gross.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61786 on: May 20, 2016, 01:08:39 PM »
Their franchise icon catcher wore number 72. On his baseball jersey. I mean.....



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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61788 on: May 20, 2016, 01:32:22 PM »
They unveiled a statue of Paul Konerko at his last game (against the Royals) in 2014. Paul freaking Konerko!
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61789 on: May 20, 2016, 01:32:46 PM »
They unveiled a statue of Paul Konerko at his last game (against the Royals) in 2014. Paul freaking Konerko!

i have no recollection of this player.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61790 on: May 20, 2016, 01:33:19 PM »
I'm pretty pumped up for Hell in the Cell tonight
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61791 on: May 20, 2016, 01:35:14 PM »
Excited for the LETS GO ROYALS chants all night
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61792 on: May 20, 2016, 03:27:10 PM »
The twins are 1000x more hateable than the sox but i know I'm in the minority here

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61793 on: May 20, 2016, 03:27:30 PM »
I just hate the nasally northern midwestern thing

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61794 on: May 20, 2016, 03:36:55 PM »
http://www.royalsreview.com/2016/5/20/11716074/it-is-time-for-the-royals-to-part-ways-with-omar-infante
I'd put this at a 25% chance of happening. But man.. when you look at the numbers just staggeringly bad, worse than I thought even and I knew he had been awful

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61795 on: May 20, 2016, 03:47:06 PM »
The twins are 1000x more hateable than the sox but i know I'm in the minority here

I just hate the nasally northern midwestern thing

yeah i hate how their super polite fans never kick our first base coach's ass.

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61797 on: May 20, 2016, 04:03:48 PM »
@sys, here are some old timey stadium dimensions you might like. They are huge outfields, built for fasts.








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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61798 on: May 20, 2016, 04:25:38 PM »
I hope we beat this team of cheaters
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61799 on: May 20, 2016, 05:19:21 PM »
If Lawrie slides into Esky at second I'll burn down the south side of Chicago myself.
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