Mo was signed to be a DH, and only to play 1B on those rare occasions that Hos gets a day off. And I mean rare.
You're confused somehow thinking I'm talking about hosmer and I'm not. Morales is the only example on the team and not a very good one, but when he plays (and played with other teams) d, he's 1b.
The fat slow guy was in context of 1b being the easiest position. Now if you excuse me i'm going to post another fat first baseman
