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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54575 on: October 30, 2015, 11:08:19 AM »
Thor? More like Snorr.  :zzz:


what did everyone think of that joke?

i liked it. this guy has no muscles. thor has a lot of muscles.
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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54577 on: October 30, 2015, 11:09:06 AM »
I'm not about to let a dude named "Noah" beat us in a World Series game. Some home schooled socially awkward guy who probably wasn't allowed to see PG movies. Yeah right loser.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54578 on: October 30, 2015, 11:11:51 AM »
Hey guys, remember this?



Well, the last time this Snydeerragarrradadad guy pitched was the day after that happened.

Seems like 10+ days between outings for a rookie who likes to throw heat might be good for the Roys tonight.

Yes, we will rock him. Plus Ventura is on the mound, and will almost certainly do something to piss off the Mets and their fans. :love:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54579 on: October 30, 2015, 11:14:01 AM »
I hope Yordano plunks a guy or 2

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54580 on: October 30, 2015, 11:14:54 AM »
Thor? More like Snorr.  :zzz:


what did everyone think of that joke?

i liked it. this guy has no muscles. thor has a lot of muscles.

Yes, real Thor is much more muscled up. Fake Thor is just skinny with long hair.

And this guy might make it through 6 innings if he's lucky, but no more. I'm sure the Mets are looking forward to 2-3 innings of their bullpen before we get to that guy who blew the save in game 1.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54581 on: October 30, 2015, 11:20:09 AM »
Astros should feel good about themselves. They went toe to toe with the champ.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54582 on: October 30, 2015, 11:21:53 AM »
I hope Yordano plunks a guy or 2

I was thinking same.  Like right before he's due to bat and he knows they're going to put in Morales to hit for him, just nail someone.  Of course wait til we're up by 5 runs and no runners on.  But really that should be like the start of the 2nd inning
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54583 on: October 30, 2015, 11:22:16 AM »
Astros should feel good about themselves. They went toe to toe with the champ.

YES! someone post this on their board.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54584 on: October 30, 2015, 11:26:02 AM »
Can I watch this enough times today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5xQh7Wq22w&feature=youtu.be

No, no I cannot.

It was pretty dusty while I watched this. Then something must have landed in both my eyes simultaneously.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54585 on: October 30, 2015, 11:38:08 AM »
guys - I hope my guy Lorenzo gets on track tonight.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54586 on: October 30, 2015, 11:38:14 AM »
Guys I went to buy candy corn for markers for lil' CF3's halloween party bingo game, got this too!!!!!



The SI curse says hello...  :peek:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54587 on: October 30, 2015, 11:39:12 AM »
I hope Yordano plunks a guy or 2
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54588 on: October 30, 2015, 11:39:59 AM »
also shellshock (stupid ass name btw) can go get mumped

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54589 on: October 30, 2015, 11:41:46 AM »
More like Synderfarts ha
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54590 on: October 30, 2015, 11:42:19 AM »
Does the jinx apply to Si's regional covers?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54591 on: October 30, 2015, 11:49:31 AM »
Does the jinx apply to Si's regional covers?

Murphy cover cancels it out.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54592 on: October 30, 2015, 11:53:58 AM »
I'd like to see Ourdano quick pitch Murphy for strike 3 with a ball in the dirt and walk over and say some choice words to him while he runs it out toward first. No need to hit anyone.

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« Reply #54593 on: October 30, 2015, 12:10:22 PM »

also shellshock (stupid ass name btw) can go get mumped

ShellShock could take down your computer and every computer you have ever laid eyes on FWIW

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54594 on: October 30, 2015, 12:11:21 PM »
I hope Yordano plunks a guy or 2
yes. Zeal.
I don't! They can finally hit him back.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54595 on: October 30, 2015, 12:15:37 PM »

also shellshock (stupid ass name btw) can go get mumped

ShellShock could take down your computer and every computer you have ever laid eyes on FWIW
oh hey, cool man. i dont care. no jinxs ever

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54596 on: October 30, 2015, 12:16:19 PM »
Thor? More like Snorr.  :zzz:


what did everyone think of that joke?

i liked it. this guy has no muscles. thor has a lot of muscles.

Yes, real Thor is much more muscled up. Fake Thor is just skinny with long hair.

And this guy might make it through 6 innings if he's lucky, but no more. I'm sure the Mets are looking forward to 2-3 innings of their bullpen before we get to that guy who blew the save in game 1.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54597 on: October 30, 2015, 12:22:13 PM »
I wish I could be cocky like you guys, but I'm pretty nervous.  I mean, I know we are the better team, but baseball is just so weird.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54598 on: October 30, 2015, 12:23:35 PM »
Let's have a contest to see who can say the thing that will make me feel the most confident.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54599 on: October 30, 2015, 12:28:48 PM »
_33, do like 20 pushups then feel your right arm fully flexed with your left hand.