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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54525 on: October 29, 2015, 05:52:09 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54526 on: October 29, 2015, 06:06:17 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54527 on: October 29, 2015, 07:09:49 PM »
You can call sys by name, he won't do crap about it. Sys, you're an idiot about cueto and blind to the home away stuff. I'm just catching up with it but you're spending an excessive amount of time trying to show that it doesn't exist which is weird for you.

i can't tell if you people are insane or morons.  there is a credible reporter saying that the start in which our starting pitcher that pitched the worst start in the history of playoff baseball.  like in over 100 years of baseball, never a single one that was worse.  in that start, our pitcher decided that he'd just casually flash signs to the opposing team's batters to let them know what he'd be throwing.  and you all are like "yeah, i mean it's the road, gotta expect that kinda thing to happen on the road."

i mean, i'm not sure i believe the report, because there's just no way.  but even the possibility is not a "yeah whatevs" event.  it's the single weirdest thing i've heard about baseball this year or last.  that wc comeback that was like 1.6% likely to occur was about 5 billion times more likely than a pitcher deciding to tell the batters his pitches.  and presumably salvy was in on it!  and agreed to it!!!  that's now like 50 billion times less likely.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54528 on: October 29, 2015, 07:11:24 PM »
i think that's probably why no one is talking about it sys
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54529 on: October 29, 2015, 07:16:38 PM »
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« Reply #54530 on: October 29, 2015, 07:24:45 PM »
You can call sys by name, he won't do crap about it. Sys, you're an idiot about cueto and blind to the home away stuff. I'm just catching up with it but you're spending an excessive amount of time trying to show that it doesn't exist which is weird for you.

i can't tell if you people are insane or morons.  there is a credible reporter saying that the start in which our starting pitcher that pitched the worst start in the history of playoff baseball.  like in over 100 years of baseball, never a single one that was worse.  in that start, our pitcher decided that he'd just casually flash signs to the opposing team's batters to let them know what he'd be throwing.  and you all are like "yeah, i mean it's the road, gotta expect that kinda thing to happen on the road."

i mean, i'm not sure i believe the report, because there's just no way.  but even the possibility is not a "yeah whatevs" event.  it's the single weirdest thing i've heard about baseball this year or last.  that wc comeback that was like 1.6% likely to occur was about 5 billion times more likely than a pitcher deciding to tell the batters his pitches.  and presumably salvy was in on it!  and agreed to it!!!  that's now like 50 billion times less likely.

It was 3.5%. This year's Houston game was 3.2%.

The Toronto start was really and historically bad, but two of the best starts in Roys' history overrides that. Plus, we have won 75% of Cueto's postseason starts.

JMHO.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54531 on: October 29, 2015, 07:26:49 PM »
i think that's probably why no one is talking about it sys

well, someone refute it then.  jesus christ, it was reported on natl tv.  what the eff is andy waiting for.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54532 on: October 29, 2015, 07:29:35 PM »
I mean, was he tipping his pitches for the rest of the bad road starts and only doesn't at home when he's good? Maybe I guess. Weirder things have happened probably.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54533 on: October 29, 2015, 07:34:09 PM »
He was shaking his head no and then giving Sal a sign with his own fingers, but trying to be all sly about it.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54534 on: October 29, 2015, 07:35:57 PM »
Like when you are in a public place and you want to flip your buddy off across the room so you scratch your nose with your middle finger...that's our Johnny!


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54535 on: October 29, 2015, 08:05:30 PM »
I bet he tips his pitches at home but does fake ones and they all think they what is coming and boom strikeout.
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« Reply #54536 on: October 29, 2015, 09:23:49 PM »
Like when you are in a public place and you want to flip your buddy off across the room so you scratch your nose with your middle finger...that's our Johnny!


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54537 on: October 29, 2015, 10:07:58 PM »
Please remember that slobber wanted to kick cueto off the roster
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« Reply #54538 on: October 29, 2015, 10:30:03 PM »

Please remember that slobber wanted to kick cueto off the roster
Not even top 3 of stupidest things I've ever wanted.


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« Reply #54539 on: October 29, 2015, 10:33:25 PM »
Please remember that slobber wanted to kick cueto off the roster

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54540 on: October 29, 2015, 11:22:29 PM »
You can call sys by name, he won't do crap about it. Sys, you're an idiot about cueto and blind to the home away stuff. I'm just catching up with it but you're spending an excessive amount of time trying to show that it doesn't exist which is weird for you.

i can't tell if you people are insane or morons.  there is a credible reporter saying that the start in which our starting pitcher that pitched the worst start in the history of playoff baseball.  like in over 100 years of baseball, never a single one that was worse.  in that start, our pitcher decided that he'd just casually flash signs to the opposing team's batters to let them know what he'd be throwing.  and you all are like "yeah, i mean it's the road, gotta expect that kinda thing to happen on the road."

i mean, i'm not sure i believe the report, because there's just no way.  but even the possibility is not a "yeah whatevs" event.  it's the single weirdest thing i've heard about baseball this year or last.  that wc comeback that was like 1.6% likely to occur was about 5 billion times more likely than a pitcher deciding to tell the batters his pitches.  and presumably salvy was in on it!  and agreed to it!!!  that's now like 50 billion times less likely.
Sys, I didn't read your post, but I hope you're still not trying to valley date how shitty Cueto is. Go Royals!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54541 on: October 30, 2015, 12:18:01 AM »
valley date. that's an all-timer.
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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54543 on: October 30, 2015, 07:57:21 AM »
valley date. that's an all-timer.

oh man


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54544 on: October 30, 2015, 08:01:27 AM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54545 on: October 30, 2015, 08:08:27 AM »
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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54547 on: October 30, 2015, 08:31:39 AM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54548 on: October 30, 2015, 08:40:50 AM »
Why would you ever trust a lawyers word?

what does this mean wacky mocat?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #54549 on: October 30, 2015, 08:56:07 AM »
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