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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42900 on: August 10, 2015, 01:32:21 PM »
I could see why a super religious conservative might be scared of him. He's so hot!

My Dad is an elder at his presbyterian church and has never voted for a democrat (besides Sebilus in 2002 I think and maybe against Brownback in 2014). He called me and was downright giddy when we got Cueto. Like, so excited he couldn't contain himself.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42901 on: August 10, 2015, 01:38:07 PM »
I could see why a super religious conservative might be scared of him. He's so hot!

My Dad is an elder at his presbyterian church and has never voted for a democrat (besides Sebilus in 2002 I think and maybe against Brownback in 2014). He called me and was downright giddy when we got Cueto. Like, so excited he couldn't contain himself.
Your dad probably follows baseball more closely. I doubt my dad could list more than 3-4 players currently.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42902 on: August 10, 2015, 01:41:46 PM »
guys, I just won the first Royals thread Dad-off

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42903 on: August 10, 2015, 01:42:43 PM »
guys, I just won the first Royals thread Dad-off
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42904 on: August 10, 2015, 01:44:48 PM »
Franklin Morales is my guy
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42905 on: August 10, 2015, 01:46:11 PM »
I've been saying since april zobrist was my guy
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42906 on: August 10, 2015, 01:57:19 PM »
guys, its our team, our town.

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42908 on: August 10, 2015, 02:12:47 PM »
_FAN and Cartier can confirm that Paulo is my guy.

i love paulo but i just can't get behind someone who on purpose wears his hat over his ears
It would be weirder if he did it, but it wasn't on purpose.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42909 on: August 10, 2015, 02:15:58 PM »
guys, I just won the first Royals thread Dad-off

My dad was at game 7 in '85 and the Wild Card game last year and he loves Cueto.  Your dad had a nice showing CF3 but my dad will take it from here.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42910 on: August 10, 2015, 02:18:50 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42911 on: August 10, 2015, 02:22:20 PM »
Shut up everyone.

My dad died in 1989. He told me in a dream that he loves Cueto.  :jeffy:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42912 on: August 10, 2015, 02:29:25 PM »
guys, I just won the first Royals thread Dad-off

My dad was at game 7 in '85 and the Wild Card game last year and he loves Cueto.  Your dad had a nice showing CF3 but my dad will take it from here.

_33 we should have a father son day!  :Wha:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42913 on: August 10, 2015, 03:46:22 PM »
Are the Royals any good this year?  I'm taking my daughter's to the game tonight.   
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42914 on: August 10, 2015, 04:17:07 PM »
Are the Royals any good this year?  I'm taking my daughter's to the game tonight.

your daughter's what?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42915 on: August 10, 2015, 04:18:09 PM »

Are the Royals any good this year?  I'm taking my daughter's to the game tonight.

your daughter's what?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42916 on: August 10, 2015, 04:51:59 PM »
guys, I just won the first Royals thread Dad-off

My dad was at game 7 in '85 and the Wild Card game last year and he loves Cueto.  Your dad had a nice showing CF3 but my dad will take it from here.

_33 we should have a father son day!  :Wha:

Agreed.  BTW my dad is also an elder at his church and votes Republican.  Is it possible we share a father?  Aren't you from Topeka?!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42917 on: August 10, 2015, 05:00:55 PM »
my dad benches 320
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42918 on: August 10, 2015, 05:06:09 PM »
guys, I just won the first Royals thread Dad-off

My dad was at game 7 in '85 and the Wild Card game last year and he loves Cueto.  Your dad had a nice showing CF3 but my dad will take it from here.

_33 we should have a father son day!  :Wha:

Agreed.  BTW my dad is also an elder at his church and votes Republican.  Is it possible we share a father?  Aren't you from Topeka?!

its unlikely. I'm not from topeka.

Does your Dad salt his potato chips? Mine does.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42919 on: August 10, 2015, 05:17:56 PM »
each chip individually?  like right before he pops a chip in his mouth, he'll give it a sprinkle and balance the salt on the chip until it's in his mouth?  or does he have some method for getting the extra salt to stick to the chips and he just salts them all before eating?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42920 on: August 10, 2015, 05:34:53 PM »
each chip individually?  like right before he pops a chip in his mouth, he'll give it a sprinkle and balance the salt on the chip until it's in his mouth?  or does he have some method for getting the extra salt to stick to the chips and he just salts them all before eating?

when I was a kid he would put chips in a bowl, and just sprinkle salt on top. he actually eats pretty healthy now, I haven't seen him do that for years.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42921 on: August 10, 2015, 07:15:48 PM »
Johnny Cueto is in the house.

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« Reply #42922 on: August 10, 2015, 07:17:26 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #42924 on: August 10, 2015, 07:24:27 PM »
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