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Re: The Royals
« Reply #32900 on: April 12, 2015, 04:49:06 PM »
i think ventura wanted to gtfo

He could have made the out at first and gotten out of there that way.

that's true but in his head it's probably easier just to bend over and hold your leg for a quick sec

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« Reply #32901 on: April 12, 2015, 04:49:29 PM »
It looked like Trout was talking crap after scoring. Ourdano did nothing wrong. Good work by Salvy getting him out of there quickly.

look, if ventura was mad at trout because he thinks trout's face is stupid, then i think trout should change his face.  i just want to know what it was.
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« Reply #32902 on: April 12, 2015, 04:49:52 PM »
good ol' frasor.
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« Reply #32903 on: April 12, 2015, 04:49:52 PM »
no trainer has looked at him or touched him or given him fluids or anything and he's just walking around

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« Reply #32904 on: April 12, 2015, 04:50:26 PM »
no trainer has looked at him or touched him or given him fluids or anything and he's just walking around

i'd rather think it was a cramp, thanks.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #32905 on: April 12, 2015, 04:51:45 PM »
it's still a five run lead.  lets see some of the new relievers.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #32906 on: April 12, 2015, 04:52:34 PM »
Ventura gets "hurt" a lot

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« Reply #32907 on: April 12, 2015, 04:53:01 PM »
They're all going to hate the Royals. Every one of them is going to hate Kansas City. It's going to be very fun.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #32908 on: April 12, 2015, 04:53:34 PM »
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« Reply #32909 on: April 12, 2015, 04:54:26 PM »
six run lead!  give young the ball and let's see what he can do.
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« Reply #32910 on: April 12, 2015, 04:55:26 PM »
Alex isn't gonna have a spot!  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #32911 on: April 12, 2015, 04:55:45 PM »
I like Orlando a lot.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #32912 on: April 12, 2015, 04:56:47 PM »
i'm going to call him nbt.  nothing but triples.  or maybe ndjt.  no doubles, just triples.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #32913 on: April 12, 2015, 04:57:07 PM »
They're all going to hate the Royals. Every one of them is going to hate Kansas City. It's going to be very fun.
We are the new Yankees.

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« Reply #32914 on: April 12, 2015, 04:57:20 PM »
Our KC Royals to everybody this season:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #32915 on: April 12, 2015, 04:58:58 PM »
did anyone else lol @ the bullpens running in for the confrontation?  if they want to fight, why run in, why not just stay in the bullpen and fight each other?
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« Reply #32916 on: April 12, 2015, 05:00:03 PM »
did anyone else lol @ the bullpens running in for the confrontation?  if they want to fight, why run in, why not just stay in the bullpen and fight each other?

That would make for great comedy.
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« Reply #32917 on: April 12, 2015, 05:00:28 PM »
did anyone else lol @ the bullpens running in for the confrontation?  if they want to fight, why run in, why not just stay in the bullpen and fight each other?

I laughed that they were all half-assedly jogging towards the confrontation. Like, "Ah jeeze, I hope this gets cleared up by the time I get there."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #32918 on: April 12, 2015, 05:01:19 PM »
all about that base (1) bout that base (2) bout that base (3) "all triples"

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« Reply #32919 on: April 12, 2015, 05:02:45 PM »
all about that base (1) bout that base (2) bout that base (3) "all triples"

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #32920 on: April 12, 2015, 05:03:00 PM »
CF3 get in here and give me 1 1/2 tacos

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #32921 on: April 12, 2015, 05:03:10 PM »
goddamnit, "ned".  play the new guys.
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« Reply #32922 on: April 12, 2015, 05:03:31 PM »
all about that base (1) bout that base (2) bout that base (3) "all triples"

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #32923 on: April 12, 2015, 05:06:19 PM »
CF3 get in here and give me 1 1/2 tacos

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #32924 on: April 12, 2015, 05:25:29 PM »
I would watch a tv show called Math With Hud.