NL Park Lineup: Hypo cream-dream
1. Gordon (LF) - Good pop, baserunning, high obp. (see RBI of bottom order dudes) even though struggling offensively. has played best ball at leadoff.
2. Omar (2B) - Does No. 2 batter stuff. slower than Nori, who also does these things, which is drawback
3. Cain (CF) - one of hottest hitters. also fast
4. Hos (1B) - hottest hitter + pop. RBIs
5. Moose (3B) - See Hos
6. Esco (SS) - Cain light.
7. Nori (RF) - better w/ stick than Omar, situational hitting + RBI w/ power hitters on.
8. Sal (C) - clean up mess. pitcher behind actually makes pitchers pitch him strikes.
9. Pitcher -

This also leaves an immensely dangerous bench with Butler, and Willingham able to ph at a moment's notice, and speed guys to pr for them or anyone else.
Won't happen tho.
Notice lack of regard for L/R staggering.