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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23125 on: September 21, 2014, 12:58:45 PM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23126 on: September 21, 2014, 01:27:55 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23127 on: September 21, 2014, 01:30:37 PM »
billy butler should strangle Ned Yost.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23128 on: September 21, 2014, 01:30:45 PM »
Billy.   :)

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23129 on: September 21, 2014, 01:31:09 PM »
Is Kat Kid from Detroit?

no.  my parents are.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23130 on: September 21, 2014, 01:31:43 PM »
props to butler for swinging the bat when the situation called for it.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23131 on: September 21, 2014, 01:35:29 PM »

Nah...they're gonna take this game and go 4-3 to close the season, giving them just enough to clinch the final wildcard spot.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23132 on: September 21, 2014, 01:59:36 PM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23133 on: September 21, 2014, 02:00:26 PM »
Porcello is pretty bad at pitching
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23134 on: September 21, 2014, 02:09:06 PM »
Give Alex his Gold Glove right now.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23135 on: September 21, 2014, 02:15:09 PM »
http://www.ranyontheroyals.com/2014/09/yosted-part-iii.html

I'd love to hear a defense of this manager from those who deem my rants against him as over the top whining.

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So naturally, in a situation in which batting average is essentially the only skill you’re looking for, Yost called upon Ibanez, who was hitting .168 this season. In a situation that called for a high batting average, Yost called upon the player with the lowest batting average in the major leagues among players with 275 plate appearances. So far this year, 273 players have batted 275 or more times. Ibanez ranked dead last in batting average. So naturally, in a situation in which a single would turn defeat into victory, Yost DELIBERATELY put Raul Ibanez in the game.

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Afterwards, Yost’s explanation was that he wanted a “professional at-bat there.”

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If only the Royals had someone else on their bench with a history of a high batting average against Nathan, along with being someone commonly referred to as “a professional hitter”. Someone like Billy Butler, who is 6-for-14 in his career off Nathan.

Yeah. Ned Yost, the master of matchups, who puts more stock into a batter’s prior performance vs. a pitcher than anyone should, passed on the guy who had gone 6-for-14 against Nathan for the guy who had gone 1-for-11. He passed on the 28-year-old for the 42-year-old. He passed on the guy who – in the worst season of his career – is hitting .264, for the guy hitting .168.


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You can blame the players for not playing better, and I do. But even with the players playing exactly the way they played, the Royals could have won this game. It’s the manager’s job to get the most out of his players. Today, Ned Yost failed spectacularly at it. It wasn’t the first time.

Raney is a rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). Its not Neds fault his players cant hit a fly ball or a ground ball. Its certainly not his fault that his player failed to tag, and he certainly cant help he has nobody on his team can hit the ball over the fence.

He put his team in fantastically easy positions to score runs and they flopped hard.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23136 on: September 21, 2014, 02:18:08 PM »
fsd, get out of this thread

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23137 on: September 21, 2014, 02:18:28 PM »
Give Alex his Gold Glove right now.

His bat is so bad man, it's just mind boggling.
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23138 on: September 21, 2014, 02:18:54 PM »
Fly ball or grounder from Alex? Nope, swings under a pitch above his shoulders.

Fire Ned!!!!!
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23139 on: September 21, 2014, 02:22:17 PM »
If my team lacked "mental toughness", I'd sac bunt and hit and run every chance I got. Sitting back and waiting for one of these flop knobs to plug the gap is like trying to make a living playing scratchers at the Casey's.  You'd think one these dipshits could run into the ball with a runner on third and less than 2 outs.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23140 on: September 21, 2014, 02:26:50 PM »
If my team lacked "mental toughness", I'd sac bunt and hit and run every chance I got. Sitting back and waiting for one of these flop knobs to plug the gap is like trying to make a living playing scratchers at the Casey's.  You'd think one these dipshits could run into the ball with a runner on third and less than 2 outs.

seriously, shut the eff up.  you obviously don't watch the games.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23141 on: September 21, 2014, 02:30:30 PM »
What a joke
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23142 on: September 21, 2014, 02:30:45 PM »
Moose.   :bang:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23143 on: September 21, 2014, 02:31:45 PM »
Our defense should officially be considered a liability and not an asset

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23144 on: September 21, 2014, 02:32:45 PM »
Look at that Detroit hit anground to the right side then a fly ball. Ausmus must be a mastermind.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23145 on: September 21, 2014, 02:32:46 PM »
2 runs. 3 hits. 4 lob for Detroit. Says it all. Royals are done. Jfc

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23146 on: September 21, 2014, 02:34:35 PM »
Its amazing what can happen when you do the most minimally fundamental things.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23147 on: September 21, 2014, 02:35:14 PM »
Like swing at strikes.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23148 on: September 21, 2014, 02:38:48 PM »
jesus rough ridin' christ

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #23149 on: September 21, 2014, 02:39:08 PM »
Yost should not be allowed to finish this season.