The Royals

[PIPE]

No those are not quotes from me....cfwhatever is making up crap..... 

[sys]

seattle has solid pitching, shields better not eff this one up tonight.

[steve dave]

seattle has solid pitching, shields better not eff this one up tonight.

they should call him medium to small game james

[mocat]

the good news is he's been getting a ton of run support lately. the only time he hasn't (vs NYY), he was lights out and Royals won 2-1

[SdK]

Ftr I love Gordon. His butt too.

[SabiNation]

Listen, I want the Royals to be good....I really do

I was 12 years old when they won in '85. That is a long time ago.
They have had 2 winning seasons(counting last year) the last 13 years.
They have averaged 94 loses/year over that 13 year span.
People acted like they won the world series after having a winning season last year. Pathetic.
This winning streak was nice. I found myself checking scores.
But, before the streak, we were swept by the Astros and Ned's butt was on fire(I wish). Now, all is forgotten?
The excitement level is ok, I guess, but I don't see it.......yet. We are only what, 6 games over .500. The only reason we are leading the division is cause everyone else sucks too.
If we are there at the end w/ a playoff run, that would be great.  Until then, my expectations are tempered.....

Just look at the awfulness. Gaze upon it. You were checking scores during a 10 game winning streak? He was checking effing scores. The best stretch in 20 years and you can muster up the effort to check scores? So nice of you to really buy in bud! And if you're a regular here in this thread, no one acted like we won the World Series last year. We all (the true Royals fans, not idiots like you) ripped Dayton apart for that stupid comment. Stevesie has been a Royals fan since like last Friday and is 10 times the fan you could ever be. We were all pissed after the Astros series, and no, all is not forgotten but a 10 game streak is no fluke.

I sat through enough ten plus losing streaks the past 10 years to have the right to be all in with these guys. This week has been a complete blast. If you didn't enjoy it, that's really sad and you're probably never going to enjoy anything.

I think we're all ok with you on the sideline anyway, loser.

See, I have you beat......you have only had to put up with the awfulness for 10 years. How have you gotten through? I am going on 3 freakin decades dude! I have a right to be pissed. You go 20 more years of crap baseball and get back with me, okay?

I am glad you had a blast this week. Congrats....I never said I did not enjoy it either, but I am reserved.
I enjoy plenty of things in life and am not sad, so whatever....

What's wrong w/ checking scores?  What else do you do? I am curious to this response of yours.  Do you call your buddies up in a sexy voice and rave to each other about how tight Gordon's butt looks? I am serious. What the eff are you talking about?

Lastly, I don't want to be on the sidelines.  I said I will be in the stands heckling, remember?

The point is that if you're so skeptical then you shouldn't post in this thread.  Because this thread is for winners

[ksupamplemousse]

It's fine to have tempered expectations, but when everybody else is party rocking and whipping their dicks out, maybe it's not the best time to try and bring it up. Like you said, we've been awful for forever, I'm sure there will be time to talk about low expectations sometime in the future (hopefully not anytime soon).

[Asteriskhead]

when people are whipping dicks out and having a good time, it's best to just join in. otherwise you're the weirdo in the corner staring at everyone's junkstuff.

[steve dave]

actual conversation I overheard in real life

hey, you want to party?

NEVER!

[Lucas Scoopsalot]

when people are whipping dicks out and having a good time, it's best to just join in. otherwise you're the weirdo in the corner staring at everyone's junkstuff.

[EMAWmeister]

Listen, I want the Royals to be good....I really do

I was 12 years old when they won in '85. That is a long time ago.
They have had 2 winning seasons(counting last year) the last 13 years.
They have averaged 94 loses/year over that 13 year span.
People acted like they won the world series after having a winning season last year. Pathetic.
This winning streak was nice. I found myself checking scores.
But, before the streak, we were swept by the Astros and Ned's butt was on fire(I wish). Now, all is forgotten?
The excitement level is ok, I guess, but I don't see it.......yet. We are only what, 6 games over .500. The only reason we are leading the division is cause everyone else sucks too.
If we are there at the end w/ a playoff run, that would be great.  Until then, my expectations are tempered.....

Just look at the awfulness. Gaze upon it. You were checking scores during a 10 game winning streak? He was checking effing scores. The best stretch in 20 years and you can muster up the effort to check scores? So nice of you to really buy in bud! And if you're a regular here in this thread, no one acted like we won the World Series last year. We all (the true Royals fans, not idiots like you) ripped Dayton apart for that stupid comment. Stevesie has been a Royals fan since like last Friday and is 10 times the fan you could ever be. We were all pissed after the Astros series, and no, all is not forgotten but a 10 game streak is no fluke.

I sat through enough ten plus losing streaks the past 10 years to have the right to be all in with these guys. This week has been a complete blast. If you didn't enjoy it, that's really sad and you're probably never going to enjoy anything.

I think we're all ok with you on the sideline anyway, loser.

See, I have you beat......you have only had to put up with the awfulness for 10 years. How have you gotten through? I am going on 3 freakin decades dude! I have a right to be pissed. You go 20 more years of crap baseball and get back with me, okay?

I am glad you had a blast this week. Congrats....I never said I did not enjoy it either, but I am reserved.
I enjoy plenty of things in life and am not sad, so whatever....

What's wrong w/ checking scores?  What else do you do? I am curious to this response of yours.  Do you call your buddies up in a sexy voice and rave to each other about how tight Gordon's butt looks? I am serious. What the eff are you talking about?

Lastly, I don't want to be on the sidelines.  I said I will be in the stands heckling, remember?

I'd be lying if I said no.

[Benja]

when people are whipping dicks out and having a good time, it's best to just join in. otherwise you're the weirdo in the corner staring at everyone's junkstuff.

man, words of wisdom

[ksupamplemousse]

actual conversation I overheard in real life

hey, you want to party?

NEVER!

What a monster.

[sys]

i think gordon's eyes (& lashes) are his best feature.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

this thread needs a name change. The First Place Royals? The Royals: GYDO!!!!?

[mocat]

The Alex Gordon eyes, lashes, and butt appreciation thread

[Asteriskhead]

I like Gordo's scruff.

[Cartierfor3]

Someone post some adorbs Alcides pics before I lose it

[EMAWmeister]

[Cartierfor3]

Its like morphine. meister scratch me where I itch with nice pic of Salvy or maybe Wade Davis and my urge to kill might completely fade

[EMAWmeister]

[Cartierfor3]

 



meister you came through bud, just like I expect James Shields to do tonight. Thank you.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

booty had me like

[sys]

[Cartierfor3]